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	"I'll just try on the milkman's shoes whilst he's upstairs talking to mummy." 16/08/20 12:08:01	4 17
It's a terrible thing when your wife runs off with the milkman, you really do miss him. Nod to Led Dawson. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ --Chris Halliwell
	How to make pedestrians cross 05/08/20 8:55:25	17

	"Sorry, I'm straining to hear you" 27/06/20 12:05:59	17

	"Your work's been a little sloppy recently." 15/05/20 12:12:01	1 17
He's hoping to move to a new firm --Mr Dome
	Vets report a sharp increase in over-walked dogs suffering from exhaustion. 04/04/20 12:03:09	17

	creative Government fears outbreak of Evian Flu. 15/03/20 8:00:17	4 17
And Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards --stone face
	clever Earth Wind & Fire 19/02/20 20:23:57	17

	clever Cereal killers 09/10/19 8:00:32	17

	clever Stiff competition 21/08/19 8:00:10	17

	lol "New balls, please." 17/07/19 8:00:07	17

	"My wife has a matching beaver." 18/03/19 12:10:10	17

	Party pooper 13/10/18 12:00:11	17

	"By the way, I don't share needles." 15/08/18 12:03:27	17

	Cop a feel 14/08/18 20:11:45	17

	She won't stay unseeded for long. 01/08/18 20:13:06	1 17
First game ever to end, Love / Love --Mauris Iocus
	clever We need to be careful. There's a guy over there with one stone. 25/03/17 8:01:59	1 17

	Shitty shitty bang bang 30/01/17 12:22:18	17

	Travel Lodge 31/12/16 20:00:29	17

	Bonehemian Rhapsody 14/04/24 20:02:12	16

	Loo-loo 10/04/24 20:01:48	1 16

	Weapon of ass destruction 14/10/23 12:09:00	16

	The Doctor told me to keep taking the tablets. 12/09/23 8:12:49	16

	"Just a heads up, guys, Ozzy Osbourne is visiting the ward today." 11/08/23 8:35:30	3 16
Probably "heads down" would be safest. --Molly R
	Please could you play something by OREO Speedwagon? 30/03/23 20:00:16	16

	"Sorry, must dash to the throne. Bit of a slack bladder." 05/08/22 8:04:35	16

	"Pity, I just fancied a shag." 14/06/22 8:00:09	16

	clever "Can I sit next to you?" "No, these seats are occupied." 16/04/22 8:24:14	16

	clever I'm not giving you my waste measurements. 17/12/21 12:07:23	16

	clever Today's rail replacement will be a Double Decker. 23/10/21 12:29:47	2 16
And it's better for the environment than going by Aero-plane. --Glad You Remember
	She's a real church goer. 26/07/21 20:00:15	16

	"I think we're being followed by The Three Little Pigs." 31/05/21 20:24:32	16

	He'd never been the same since the split. 30/05/21 20:00:15	16

	She thought he was a good catch. 13/04/21 20:00:19	1 16
He'll do in a pinch. --Willie Johnson
	Eskimower 27/03/21 20:01:01	16

	"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..." "Good Morning, Lockjaw Helpline, Trudy speaking, how may I help?" 16/02/21 8:16:15	16

	"How long have you been engaged?" 15/06/20 20:00:14	16

	"I want my chrysanthemum!" 22/04/20 12:07:44	16

	Most relationships involve a bit of gibbon take. 23/01/20 8:22:06	1 16

	Now THAT'S a reseeding hairline 15/01/20 20:00:30	16

	lol 🎵 One Step Beyond! 05/01/20 20:00:23	16

	clever x2 "Ok, now you'll just feel a little scratch" 05/11/19 8:11:52	16

	clever You could end up with a Nazi injury. 06/09/19 8:01:13	16

	Die Hard. 15/08/19 20:16:33	16

	My girlfriend's not interested insects. 14/06/19 8:03:09	4 16
What about your ant? --stone face
	clever "Does my butt look big in this?" 01/06/19 20:46:52	16

	"This food's a bit too rich for me." 24/03/19 12:10:12	16

	Don't mock big-breasted women. They need all the support they can get. 19/03/19 20:00:29	1 16
You did it! Nice caption. --Greg Curtis
	The Barber of Seville 19/03/19 8:00:06	16

	Dasher cam. 31/01/19 20:00:13	16

	"There's no way I'm kissing his ring." 12/01/19 20:31:12	16

	clever x2 "There's a faulty gene in my family. Most of the women are carriers." 15/10/18 8:01:59	16

	"Up for a pub crawl later?" 22/09/18 8:00:10	16

	Unwan-ted 24/08/18 8:00:28	16

	Penis Fly Trap 24/07/18 20:04:41	16

	Somebody's let rip. 22/06/18 12:57:38	16

	I'd avoid these like the plague. 11/11/17 8:02:58	16

	I've tried, but he's more interested in the birds than the bees. 21/08/17 12:03:53	16

	clever Thank goodness it's not a Picasso. 21/02/17 14:03:54	1 16
my caption to your caption....:) --avijit kelkar
	Brain Drain 15/11/16 20:00:41	16

	The bark was worse than their bite 01/10/16 12:00:52	16

	Never search online for Carol Vorderman's pussy. Thu 20:28:52	15

	Paula Radcliffe stopped for a crêpe at the side of the road. (nod to 20:12:00) 18/03/24 20:17:01, edited: 18/03/24 20:18:15	15

	He usually goes to bed with a tart. 25/02/24 20:06:49	15

	Some passengers keep a tally of how many times they've been in the mile high club. 30/01/24 20:02:32	15

	creative It's a wildlife gym, but not as we know it 10/11/23 8:05:55	15

	Day one at the Police Training Academy. 07/08/23 20:09:03	1 15
He's made a pig of himself. --Karyn Harrison
	The Cycling Proficiency Test is a lot harder these days. 28/03/23 20:00:38	15

	There's a wing mirror thief at large and police are combing the area. 08/02/23 12:00:46	15

	"I'm boiling in this suit!" 01/06/22 20:18:07	15

	lol "Get down, Shep!" 11/05/22 12:05:13	1 15
Sorry Vanessa, just missed voting. Great caption. --Stephen Bean
	My Big Fat Greek Mythology Wedding 30/04/22 20:05:44	1 15

	He was spotted in Jordan only last week. 24/11/21 20:22:10	1 15
Whoa. I've never heard of one man humping an entire country before. He must be a dedicated Nationalist showing a love for his country in the only way that he knows how. Does he dig a burrow and then stick his cock in it and then shuffle it about?... --Glyn Evans
	Ohm Alone 20/10/21 8:00:06	15

	There's a chocolate fountain round the corner. 12/05/21 20:03:48	15

	"I got chills, they're multiplying.." "You'd better get tested then." 12/02/21 20:00:22	1 15
They're multiplying by dividing, adding to the population. --Willie Johnson
	Police are going to file charges. 10/11/20 20:06:58	15

	clever McCain and Abel 13/10/20 20:00:57	15

	Miss Russia won the pageant by a whisker 28/08/20 20:14:06	1 15
Then, did they whisker away? --Willie Johnson
	Must be a Best Western. 03/08/20 12:00:07	1 15
Or a Second-Best Western. --Willie Johnson
	lol creative "At the turd stroke, it will be 12.27 and 30 seconds.." 27/06/20 12:27:30	2 15
Must be an Irish Speaking Clock....12.27 and 30 seconds..So It Is. --Flo .
	"Is this the bastard who shoved a stick in my rabbit hole?" 25/06/20 20:00:27	4 15
Up the rabbits! --Karyn Harrison
	"I think our neighbours are swingers." 19/05/20 9:06:06	1 15
In that case they might be up for a treesome? --Woofer 6
	It's full of squatters. 09/03/20 8:50:20	15

	"Stop complaining and put it in your trap." 24/11/19 9:23:14	15

	The Great Wall of China 05/10/19 14:14:26	1 15

	"I've got a crush on you" 10/08/19 12:01:02	15

	lol Battery operated 31/05/19 12:21:04	15

	"It covers up my unsightly mole." 18/03/19 12:03:18	15

	Drag Queen 03/03/19 20:00:13	15

	🎵 A stray in a manger 🎵 24/12/18 8:00:06	7 15
I totally agree Mr Dome. Now, which spirit is your preference? Gin, isn't it? ;) --Pussy Galore
	Now there's a man who can conduct himself 05/06/18 20:00:52	15

	The -3 Degrees 03/03/18 20:00:15	15

	Terrorpin 06/12/17 8:24:25	15

	Next up, The New Sikhers with "I'd like to teach the world to Singh". 13/10/17 9:04:11	15

	There's been a fair bit of dribbling going on. 04/04/24 20:05:47, edited: 04/04/24 20:07:49	14

	clever Old folk music 05/03/24 8:01:34	14

	Goes nicely with tartar sauce. 24/02/24 20:03:40	14

	"I say, where do you think you're going with that pin?" 07/09/23 20:10:57	14

	Gnarley-Davidson 06/09/23 12:00:46	14

	"Hmm.. I'd say there's about 200 trees." "Is that a Conservative guess?" 29/08/23 20:11:23	14