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	They told Prince Charles that pets often look like their owners. 08/03/17 0:47:44	4

	So that's where Pat Butcher's missing earring got to? 06/03/17 18:08:16	4

	Ground control to May,Joe and Tom. 09/02/17 21:00:44	4

	lol ''I'm not a number, I'm a free dog.'' 05/02/17 12:34:35	4

	BBC thinking of returning to the test card after midnight. 01/01/17 9:38:38	4

	''...Also, you are now standing in quicksand...'' 24/12/16 1:31:43	4

	The foreground wasp is quite clearly about to sting the shit out of the person taking the photograph. 15/12/16 16:42:08	4

	''But Mrs Clinton, I had no intention of testifying against you - honest.'' 20/09/16 12:09:18	4

	Latest spot the ball prize contestant claims 'his most obvious win' ever. 31/08/16 8:43:53	2 4
yes, mine is different --tony kelly
	23 Appleby Avenue received a lot of drunk mail. 25/08/16 14:44:01	4

	''If you didn't have your head so full of rubbish, maybe you'd get on in life.'' 22/08/16 15:18:30	4

	''We won't tell you again, you WILL come and see the Bonnie Langford all-stars special, and you'll jolly-well like it.'' 25/07/16 23:43:29	2 4
My god- what did that poor kid do to deserve such a punishment? --Michael Winner
	Time waits for no nan. 25/07/16 9:34:59	4

	...as they alpaca hell of a punch back. 21/07/16 20:21:47	2 4
oops --Pete
	To join our modelling company, you should send us a full head shot of yourself. 05/07/16 12:15:21	4

	I've just gained four new followers on tumblr. 23/06/16 21:39:16	4

	IVY!!! What have I told you? This dinosaur obsession really has got to stop! 22/06/16 9:34:59	4

	''Those Poundland nail clippers are useless'' Sun 20:01:26	3

	'I'm not a fan.' Fri 12:01:50	3

	Red sorry, yellow sorry. 15/04/24 14:38:19	3

	''I really hope I receive more volts on caption.me this week!'' 14/04/24 8:17:29	5 3
I can't be bothered giving out volts, I haven't got enough energy 🙄 --Glyn Evans
	And it was a little bit frightening...for that kid. 08/04/24 12:05:02	3

	''What time will you be back from your protest march?'' ''Sometime this Evian.'' 24/03/24 8:12:23	3

	So that's where the band Blue Oyster Cult got their name. 04/03/24 9:29:52	3

	''Yes, Miss, your 46 black forest gateau's are in the two seats behind you.'' 26/11/22 9:37:54	3

	''Ah. One day, we'll be so famous, everyone in the world will know about us. Maybe they'll even name a chocolate bar after us, you wait and see.'' ''Oh, Bill, you're hilarious.'' 20/11/22 13:18:33	3

	Meanwhile, somewhere inside a local supermarket, there's a bloke loading his shopping into a barbecue set. 15/11/22 9:37:10	3

	''I didn't come here for petrol, I came to buy jelly tots.'' 13/11/22 21:08:06	3

	After coming under fire, PM Lizz Truss was pleased to receive some new-found support from conservative back benchers. 16/10/22 12:55:37	3

	🎵 ''Start spreading the news...I'm leaving my hay...'' 14/10/22 18:26:14	3

	''Well, your mum did tell me to give you a pacifier.'' 22/09/22 8:46:47	3

	'Attention seeker. Don't panda to him.' 13/08/22 10:49:21	3

	''My fav. Purloin steak.'' 12/08/22 0:18:22	3

	Step One. Join the BBC - they won't be able to tell the difference. 06/08/22 20:28:11	3

	Daley didn't like his gold medal, as it told him he ha d come 1rd. 12/07/22 20:04:52	3

	Purple haze. 13/06/18 20:23:12	3

	''I do wish you'd stop calling me Stewpot.'' 03/06/18 13:36:39	3

	So that's what happened to Pat Butcher's earrings. 30/05/18 12:09:39	3

	''Problem, guys. When I asked for new actors to take on the new Avengers movie, I was thinking more ...Purdy, and Steed.'' 18/03/18 9:35:22	3

	Dave lives and breathes football, even when waiting for the 49c to Glossop bus station. 02/03/18 8:07:57	1 3
I once played against Glossop NE. It was as bleak looking as the game on this pic --Mr Dome
	''I missed the ball by this much.'' 01/03/18 21:12:32	3

	That quite simply isn't cricket. 24/02/18 12:04:40	3

	clever Scratch n sniff. 13/02/18 13:45:57	3

	After that, he should have a breaming smile. 08/02/18 20:36:52	3

	Shi tzuki. 03/02/18 9:22:48	3

	Life is a cab-in-et old chum... 15/01/18 13:11:29	3

	Jim's other half finally left him after she discovered he was sleeping aground. 22/12/17 20:07:50	3

	Remaining Oliver Reed collectible goes for auction at Sotheby's. 13/12/17 0:22:04	3

	Fur Elise 13/11/17 23:38:12	3

	Iggy Pop doesn't look himself these days. 01/11/17 13:24:47	3

	Nor way I could afjord such a holiday. 25/10/17 8:05:58	3

	Jean only had to look at a vibrator, and it made her corny. 18/09/17 20:51:43	3

	This black and white picture fails to do justice to the policewoman's copper tints. 12/09/17 12:26:07	3

	''Oh Jeremy, those sensitive fingers of yours are sending me into ecstasy.'' 25/08/17 8:25:10	3

	'Have you seen a sandwich shop?' 06/08/17 9:13:41	3

	The pearly gates 01/08/17 16:20:43	3

	I saw a mouse - Where? There on the hair... 28/07/17 8:37:43	3

	''oh sit, I don't feel too good...'' 15/07/17 8:02:13	3

	Lionel could no longer afford to drive, so he travelled everywhere these days by tuba. 06/07/17 22:39:28	3

	...Minus the two feet which are missing on this sign... 05/07/17 13:19:29	3

	''Do you Promise to love, honour, and obey, obey...OBEY!!!'' 18/06/17 6:56:23	3

	Little be known to the unfortunate pigeon, Dick Dastardly was sitting in the seat behind. 10/06/17 9:39:35	3

	Lord of the rings. 22/05/17 12:24:40	3

	''Are you sure you don't want to make love this evening, dear?'' 10/05/17 20:10:13	1 3
Hahaha --sandeep chahal
	Beryl at sea. 10/04/17 8:26:46	3

	''One hundred dollars for a bit of plastic sheeting? You have to be kidding.!'' 01/04/17 13:42:39	3

	Cleopatrick 28/03/17 20:23:03	3

	Photo sent in by Mrs.Kerry Gold. 23/03/17 22:09:09	3

	I always said all American presidents were puppets. 22/03/17 12:48:59	3

	Sarah was so happy to meet up again with her old flame. 06/03/17 12:00:10	1 3

	The wait for these toasted buns is kiln me. 12/02/17 20:28:50	3

	When asked why he didn't ride out for a place, the fourth placed jockey refused to comment, while his ostrich simply buried its head in the sand. 05/02/17 20:09:01	3

	''Did you enjoy working in the blue peter garden?'' ''No, I was fired.'' 31/01/17 0:14:27	3

	''I knew those new flying cars wouldn't work.'' 01/11/16 9:51:00	3

	The residents had chaired access to the garden. 31/10/16 13:04:59	3

	''Either you get the fuck off, or I'll do a Michael Parkinson on yer.'' 12/10/16 23:54:19	3

	For those watching in black and white, the guy in the white shirt has a stripey red tie. 30/09/16 16:16:46	3

	''How do you go about building those webs again? I'm a little rusty.'' 19/09/16 8:04:57	3

	If the bloke wasn't out of his tree before he started sawing, he certainly will be soon. 11/09/16 20:17:14	3

	Welcome to the wheeltapers and shunters club. 09/09/16 12:16:38	3

	Macdonalds customers prepare to eat apple pie. 08/09/16 8:38:45	3

	''Shit, Jeremy, I meant a T REX tribute band.'' 20/08/16 14:49:19	3

	Arse about face. 11/08/16 12:32:34	3

	This hot tub is rubbish. 20/07/16 14:03:12	3

	I D parade for the crazed pot-bellied killer. 17/07/16 12:10:14	3

	'..and then I saw this horrible apparition. I can tell you now, it made my hare stand on end..' 14/07/16 12:54:57	3

	Shittykat. 09/07/16 20:08:50	3

	Padilocks and the three gears. 08/07/16 20:13:24	3

	Flat tyre. 24/06/16 12:34:45	1 3

	Cliff Richard never looks any older does he? Sat 12:46:38	2

	''Ach. I did ne know ye had such wee sinks in England.'' 17/04/24 9:37:16	2

	Ewie Green 13/04/24 12:28:06	2

	''How did you know all those pickles were there?'' ''The door was ajar.'' 12/04/24 20:06:53	2

	Tiny Kwondo 08/04/24 12:03:27	2

	Skulldiggery at its worst. 06/04/24 12:13:00	2

	Police believe the fish were placed onto the road on porpoise. 16/03/24 9:45:59	2

	Ford Carpri 04/03/24 20:01:47	2

	Sadly, Margaret didn't read the small print. Made in the Uk by the Wimbledon poisoner. 18/12/22 9:57:45	2

	He lives on a farm, but has to take second place to Calfer the machete-wielding cow. 11/12/22 10:15:11	2

	There was a very good reason the penguin on the right was called King Henry. 08/12/22 20:25:02	2