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	"Couldn't get any toilet roll, love. All they had left was carrots!" 11/03/20 8:00:24	17

	lol The turd house on the left. 15/06/15 9:00:29	16

	Fiddler on the roof. 11/03/20 14:38:00	11

	How to get your husband to change the subject at dinner parties: A gentle squeeze of the testicles, and Brexit is no more. 14/03/20 8:16:02	3 10
Oh, how I yearn for the good old days of Brexit. --Dave Bryan
	Ever since I started self-isolating, my coke habit has got well out of control. 30/03/20 20:00:13	8

	Man caught masturbating in off licence. 24/06/15 16:44:23	1 8
which could lead to some REALLY Odd-bins! --Dan Nicholls
	Brief encounter 07/06/15 16:13:33	8

	The women leave their other halves behind. 17/05/15 20:56:35	8

	Best buddhas. 17/05/15 12:00:43	8

	"Keep farting, Mary, till we get to the next petrol station." 13/04/15 12:45:59	8

	Flush puppie 19/07/21 20:01:11	7

	David and Susan used to hate doing the laundry, but that was before they discovered LSD. 27/02/20 17:38:18	6

	If you're not entirely satisfied, you can give the customer service team a ring 06/09/15 8:31:00	6

	The Annual Frowning Convention got off to a great start 01/09/15 13:53:12	1 6
Nice one ): --Greg Curtis
	Taking in the Derry air. 20/06/15 21:33:13	6

	I asked for a blow job but got a blow dry instead. 08/06/15 13:53:55	6

	Meet Andy, your friendly anal sex guide. 08/05/15 20:04:13	2 6
He's a hole lot of fun. --Boycie
	Superzero 09/08/16 8:47:34	5

	It was a long, frozen trek to the nearest doctor, but Dmitriy was determined to get his urine sample there on time. 09/08/16 7:41:27	5

	Doris, like the door to her house, had been banged many times. 23/09/15 20:10:59	5

	I've come across this face before 07/09/15 13:49:14	5

	I asked my girlfriend to give me head in the pool... 28/08/15 20:33:39	5

	That awful moment when you realise you've forgotten to turn off the oven. 06/06/15 12:18:37	5

	Every dog has its dye. 16/03/20 20:29:48	4

	What it's like to be born in 2020. 15/03/20 20:00:41	4

	Austerity hits porn industry 10/08/16 8:28:35	4

	Fearing for their safety, David Cameron and George Osborne wore cloaks of invisibility on a recent tour of Scotland. 11/09/15 16:38:09	4

	Inflight meal 23/06/15 13:12:50	4

	"My printer exploded" 19/06/15 12:18:35	4

	See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil... and don't get wet. 14/06/15 12:23:01	4

	They say life begins at 40, but drinking your own piss whilst pretending to be a birthday cake is not my idea of a new beginning. 07/06/15 10:35:40	4

	"There isn't time to reflect. Step on it!" 21/05/15 21:40:52	4

	"Jack Russell willy warmers for sale" 21/05/15 13:20:29	4

	The boss said he was behind all his staff at this difficult time. 19/03/20 8:54:55	3

	Come inside! 16/03/20 12:00:18	1 3
Deliveries in the rear. --Scrijjy Doo
	Now I know why we don't see Kermit the Frog any more 19/09/15 12:25:33	3

	When Sheila fell out with her boyfriend, she could always rely on her friends for support. 14/09/15 8:11:07	3

	clever Damned predictive text! I wanted her to send me a pic of her vulva. 21/06/15 10:07:32	3

	"Watch this, God! God! Are you watching?" 20/06/15 18:08:43	3

	She was the best pickpocket he ever saw. 23/05/15 15:08:15	3

	John was appalled when he saw this. Someone had spelt 'roasted' wrong. 22/05/15 9:37:47	3

	"Remove all men," said the feminist. 19/05/15 14:47:08	3

	Where's this? Baaaaaah-rain? 17/05/15 10:13:43	3

	Three-year-old off licence robber shows police where he abandoned his getaway vehicle. 15/05/15 13:52:37	3

	dis guise crazy 24/04/15 9:42:31	3

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