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	lol Timmy Mallett 'fondly remembering' Michaela Strachan. He has a whack a day... 29/12/16 20:05:06	3 15
'utterly brilliant!' --Andrea Hickling
	lol x2 Ahhh, look at the puppy longing for the ball. He will go on longing, for Murray suffers from DOG PARALYSIS. Just Â£2 a month will enable us to give Murray a swift kick up the rear so he can get up. Pick up the phone and give this dog a bone. 06/10/16 8:06:13	2 15
"NICE stroke." --Greg Curtis
	creative "Thank you for coming in today Mr Wilson. We need to talk about your son's attitude in class." 01/09/16 20:47:54	1 15
"Too bad Mrs. Wilson couldn't make it today." --Martin Veith
	Michael Caine-ine 28/07/16 12:00:20	3 15
I'd take out an 'n' and make it Caine-ine. --Darthey Bussell
	The Chair Witch Project. 15/06/16 14:37:18	15

	creative It's an awfully big wrench, but I am going to have to leave you gentlemen. 15/02/16 9:08:57	15

	Creche landing 28/09/15 20:32:29	15

	AI really is terrible at hands. 10/01/24 15:05:46	1 14

	Goldie Cox and the three bears. 24/12/23 8:05:02	14

	It was an unusual way to forecast the weather, but she hadn't been wrong yet. Today was looking very cold. 18/12/23 12:01:47, edited: 18/12/23 12:02:20	14

	Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's gasoline. 20/09/23 8:03:18	14

	"Use the forks Luke" 16/05/23 21:02:33	14

	lol Next on BBC1, we trace the ancestors of Keith Harris and Orville in Toowit too who do you think you are? 11/05/22 20:24:02	14

	clever Beaglejuice 07/10/21 8:35:34	14

	Everyone wanted to say something about Martin's background during the group call, but no one was brave enough to address the elephant in the Zoom. 31/12/20 8:47:17	14

	"...and that's why my pants were round my ankles officer.' 08/06/20 8:03:26	14

	Life for Dave was hard. The only known squirrel in Britain with a nut allergy. 31/05/20 12:04:50	14

	lol Tonight on 'Who Do You Think You Are?', Chris Evans discovers that his ancient relative was just as annoying. 05/04/20 8:34:17	14

	I know a Charmin little restaurant... 04/04/20 8:00:40	14

	Blue cross sale on 'til Easter, when prices will rise again. 22/02/20 8:52:28	2 14
* Manger's special --Mr Dome
	Heavy petting zoo 09/09/19 20:05:54	14

	Guns don't kill people, raffles do. 28/06/19 9:31:11	14

	lol creative I call this series: Pubes I found in the bath. 15/06/19 20:43:19	14

	clever Donkey Oak-tree 18/02/19 12:07:44	14

	Julius Sneezer 12/02/19 8:17:51	14

	Ironically, she was caught shoplifting in Boots. 05/10/18 8:01:30	2 14
Perhaps she's well trained. --Funny Bean
	clever "Ooh you smell like porridge!" "That's why they call me Donkey Oaty." 17/08/18 8:18:08	14

	Aisle 16: cigarettes. 06/08/18 20:16:00	4 14
Aisle 18: morning-after pills --Crunchy Chords
	lol "Hello is that 'Angel Escorts'? I want to speak to someone about my 4pm booking. I specifically ordered whores in police uniform with zip access box". 18/07/18 10:43:18	14

	Lisa suddenly realised that she had left her bobble hat boiling on the stove. 16/03/18 8:01:25	2 14
That made me laugh. --Hannah Jones
	There's some fin in my eye. 28/02/18 12:30:12	14

	lol Ello ello ello, what's bin going on 'ere then? 13/02/18 9:11:10	14

	Whirl Paul 18/10/17 20:01:02	14

	"F*cking, bloody twat cannons." Turrets syndrome. 27/09/17 12:04:03	14

	You tape the high road and I'll tape the low road. 17/02/17 8:12:27	14

	All I could hear was a very muffled "we're walking in the air". 20/12/16 12:00:08	14

	I was given a sign, I saw the light and I was visited by the holy goat. 30/11/16 8:03:13	14

	clever Delhi-graph pole 01/10/16 8:59:42	14

	Kinder Surprises are really hardcore in Afghanistan. 26/09/16 9:05:14	14

	clever Flour power 22/08/16 8:02:13	14

	Shadow boxer 09/02/16 12:00:06	14

	CORRECT CHANGE ONLY. "Oh, f*cks sake". 05/02/16 12:11:03	1 14
Sometimes change is not easy. --Greg Curtis
	Mona Lomu. 20/09/15 12:36:28	14

	...and a diet coke please. 28/08/15 12:38:20	1 14

	Baaaackpack 13/04/24 12:00:46	13

	She can kling on to me any time 12/03/24 12:02:29	13

	Nice of your mum to lend him her jeans. 01/02/24 8:30:21	13

	"That's one strong dog, what's his name?" "Jack". 24/01/23 12:13:32	13

	Ooh I don't know. I think the pound coin is iiiiiin Janet's hand! 07/12/22 12:00:18	13

	Steve spent the summer working at Margate as a seagull distraction system. 17/08/22 8:38:06	1 13
I'd more likely go for the pick up truck filled with chips option --Glyn Evans
	lol The irony was, he couldn't get a boner. 01/02/22 8:05:44	13

	These Spot the Difference competitions are getting harder and harder. 26/08/21 9:06:44	13

	A young Angler Merkel 06/07/21 12:04:04	13

	That's funny, it tasted fowl enough. 03/07/21 8:14:50	13

	Keith has always wrestled with his weight 05/02/21 12:05:36	1 13
"Keith, we received your blood work results from the lab. You'll be happy to know, we did find almost 6% blood in your gravy & syrup." --Mauris Iocus
	Don't be gruel 13/01/21 12:00:49	13

	Blockbusters looks f**king complicated these days. 14/01/20 12:09:25	1 13
"I'll have a Magic I please Bob." --Karyn Harrison
	This way, everyone gets a leg. 28/12/19 12:03:00	13

	clever and therefore, we sadly have no conductor. 27/09/19 12:00:05	13

	"That's it love, we have to completely burn Grandma's cold cold heart to make sure she doesn't rise from the dead." 03/08/19 20:01:37	13

	clever Worzel Mummidge 18/05/19 20:07:00	13

	"Oh Mum, you're going to love him. He's a musician and he has his own car." 28/03/19 10:33:41	1 13

	Spin-ster 24/03/19 9:27:52	13

	Ready to face The Undertaker 20/01/19 11:46:16	13

	Sponsored by Coke. 12/01/19 9:10:27	13

	Granarchy in the UK 06/11/18 9:03:44	13

	lol And if you look inside, two tiny swimming tigers. 08/10/18 12:12:15	1 13
I'm still chuckling each time I look at this one, so I've up-voted it. --Molly R
	Police apprehend cat burglar 05/10/18 8:00:24	13

	"Here's the brochure Mum, it's called Sunnybanks Retirement Village..." 21/09/18 20:07:13	13

	The moment you realise you are using the toilet brush in the shower. 07/08/18 8:26:15	13

	...because even trolls like a picnic. 10/07/18 8:01:19	13

	creative Glenda's anti-grav boots enabled her to walk up the lift shaft no problem. 'Broken elevator my arse' thought Glenda, whistling a cheery tune. 28/05/18 20:44:07	13

	clever The Apes of Wrath 22/01/18 11:10:19	13

	"We're looking for some sort of round, stone plinth with a small fence round it". 28/11/17 8:03:19	13

	Brilliant. Just what I need. An itchy arse. 16/11/17 12:06:31	13

	creative Say "LYCHEES" 23/09/17 9:25:03	13

	Franco takes it all in his stride as an enormous slice of ham lands on his head. 22/09/17 8:04:31	13

	Jane loved nothing better than an undercover detective novel. 17/08/17 12:37:05	13

	lol "Oh look love, I've just found that picture from your Great Grandad's stag do". 06/02/17 9:23:59	13

	I'm going to be late love, the traffic has slowed to a crawl. 04/02/17 12:00:04	13

	"No, I don't mind doing it, just one question. What happened to the first 11?" 15/08/16 9:02:16	1 13
Nice story. Well, y'know... You have MY vote. --Greg Curtis
	clever Formula 1. 12/06/16 8:37:08	13

	There, that should see us through the week. 15/04/16 20:31:37	13

	lol ...and what we do is feed them pies, custard and biscuits until he is stretched enough to make a rug. 05/04/16 8:02:33	13

	I don't eat here often it's a bit of a dive, but they've got a two-for-one offer on. 09/03/16 9:43:01	13

	"Smoking stunts your what?" 17/02/16 20:17:26	1 13
I withdrew a similar caption..great minds.. --Henry Dixon
	Suspicions at the 'World Speed Tweeting Championships' grew when the winner managed a startling 98268692847634 tweets per minute. 02/02/16 8:11:10	13

	Slow down, the old fella behind us wants to hang his coat up. 30/09/15 20:00:12	13

	Ironically, he's driving a Focus. 03/09/15 7:46:44	13

	Donald Trump's horses come back from the hairdressers. 31/07/15 12:01:05	13

	Terry had been talking for 48 minutes. The other two members of the rambling club are thinking he may have misunderstood the advert... 23/07/15 8:02:08	13

	Mate, take those shades off, they make you look well stupid. 16/07/15 8:01:22	13

	HMS Pinafore 26/06/15 8:00:04	13

	lol clever Trev had prepared all he could. He awaited the NatWest Small Business Advisor with high hopes. 25/06/15 12:03:31	13

	Bruce Four-sight 23/06/15 20:00:07	1 13

	creative 10. Crapper's Delight 9. Knowing wee, knowing poo 8. Skids in America 7. Chain Reaction 6. Bog on the Tyne 5. Pooper don't preach 4. Wipe out 3. Purple Strain 2. Sit down (James) And this week's number one is Pink with I wanna start a shite 10/04/24 20:17:47	12

	No wonder their prices are astronomical 20/03/24 12:05:43	12

	Mewcastle United 16/02/24 20:01:51	12

	Pigs might fly 04/02/24 8:10:02	12

	Pull over please sir, your rhea bumper has a crack in it. 01/02/24 21:10:11	1 12
Haha love it. Rhea-rly funny. --Maggie Just-Maggie

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She's a seasoned actress.

Karen McDonald

12/01/24
8:45am

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The year is 2053, Joanna Lumley is still as beautiful as ever. [Dan Nicholls]

For those who didn't know, the native pronunciation of "llama" is pretty close to "yama", which makes this caption even more appropriate (ignoring the whole alpaca thing, of course wink )