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06/08/18 8:23:05 |
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Just done it..... In your new shoes! 24/06/14 20:00:57 |
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22/08/21 12:24:09 |
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"Yes, I did. I was cruising the internet for paedophiles.""What? Are you a paedophile hunter?""No, I have a paedophile fetish""I'm sorry but you're way too old for me" --Glyn Evans
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"We're gonna need more chalk, Sarge" 24/10/17 12:21:13 |
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20/01/16 13:39:34 |
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19/08/14 12:06:12 |
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02/10/14 12:38:30 |
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05/07/14 8:03:49 |
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07/06/22 20:12:09 |
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08/03/16 8:00:25 |
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25/06/15 12:25:10 |
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"Sarge, Sarge, it's time to wake up it's Monday morning." 11/03/15 8:28:01 |
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It's where Jesus gets his nails done 30/01/15 12:17:00 |
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18/01/15 20:10:30 |
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Bomb the (b)ass. --Michael Monkhouse
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08/08/18 8:19:59 |
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26/05/18 8:30:27 |
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19/12/16 12:18:24 |
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27/01/16 8:16:15 |
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10/08/15 21:11:50 |
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Nice caption, but y'think you could be a bit more concise? --Greg Curtis
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The entrants at this year's bake-off face some stiff competition 27/07/15 20:00:27 |
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06/10/14 8:04:39 |
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13/07/14 12:06:02 |
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So how exactly did you lose your baseball cap up there again? 22/06/19 9:02:48 |
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Oh, the mind boggles! Thanks for the laugh :) --Vivvy En
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14/08/18 12:21:14 |
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24/01/16 20:00:06 |
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On the thirst day of Christmas... 07/12/15 14:14:17 |
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16/07/15 12:00:06 |
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"Honey, I'm just popping downstairs" 13/07/15 20:14:00 |
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09/03/15 8:15:04 |
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This wasn't the first time David Banner had woken up to find he had wrecked his house. 06/09/14 8:04:57 |
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Bill Bricksby. ;-) --Guideaux
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There are easier ways to tell your parents that you are gay. 30/06/22 12:24:54 |
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25/06/22 20:10:45 |
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17/06/22 8:55:08 |
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18/08/18 9:32:38 |
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09/07/17 8:35:43 |
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The race ended with a photo finish 24/07/16 9:29:30 |
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27/02/16 12:24:17 |
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23/02/16 8:50:25 |
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Missing --[anon]
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07/02/16 8:01:54 |
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Sometimes Bill would just stand and reflect. 16/10/15 12:22:49 |
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21/09/15 20:11:20 |
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18/05/15 8:03:52 |
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03/11/14 20:46:05 |
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07/08/18 12:05:43 |
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18/02/17 12:21:39 |
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Well the top half's covered but I can still see the bush. 13/12/16 12:41:01 |
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"Nope the picture is still blurry, try moving the antenna" 02/10/16 14:06:06 |
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26/01/16 20:25:44 |
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"OK ladies when the AA arrive we say it was 'just me' sat on the scooter when it broke down" 23/10/15 14:57:57 |
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I suspect the food has been spiked 17/10/15 20:00:23 |
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16/07/15 20:12:01 |
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22/06/15 12:11:35 |
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09/06/15 8:03:40 |
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22/02/15 13:12:27 |
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07/02/15 20:00:06 |
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01/02/15 12:49:00 |
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04/10/14 9:17:32 |
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She regularly went out with her insect-aside 20/09/14 20:07:51 |
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31/08/14 20:00:26 |
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Witnesses were astonished by Mary's close shave. 10/07/14 10:42:41 |
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06/10/14 20:17:21 |
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Each cyclist was trying to claim Jersey. 14/08/14 21:11:38 |
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14/08/14 8:00:09 |
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The baboon's plan to get more food was working a treat. 28/07/14 19:12:25 |
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"Don't mind him, he's my little gardening angel" 18/07/14 8:28:29 |
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16/07/14 20:00:06 |
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Looking for the tomato source. 07/07/14 8:00:22 |
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So you're telling me, when you close this lid, I will neither be alive nor dead? 24/06/14 20:03:50 |
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Dave the hurdler was overjoyed at beatiñg his previous track record. 04/06/23 9:01:12 |
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30/05/20 8:43:08 |
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10/08/18 8:20:41 |
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18/04/17 20:05:44 |
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04/01/17 8:03:16 |
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02/11/16 20:30:47 |
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06/06/16 12:05:19 |
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15/01/16 12:41:26 |
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02/11/15 8:07:04 |
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12/07/15 8:09:43 |
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The queen denies the porn's hers, but it's got her prince all over it. 02/06/15 21:18:53 |
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29/05/15 12:07:26 |
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18/05/15 13:50:57 |
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17/05/15 21:37:26 |
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06/05/15 12:17:19 |
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As the caption author, I must admit I was a bit surprised to see the caption "footographer" come up after mine. This copying of ideas has been happening too regularly recently, without any reference or nod to the original caption. It has certain... --Leroy Brown
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09/02/15 13:37:31 |
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06/02/15 8:00:12 |
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30/10/14 20:00:08 |
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30/07/18 14:38:46 |
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This is really taking the Michael! --Karyn Harrison
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27/02/18 20:37:39 |
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24/10/17 12:17:18 |
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I am sure this place used to have a bouncer on the door. 09/05/17 12:27:40 |
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18/02/17 12:18:36 |
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06/10/15 12:02:41 |
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15/09/15 12:04:26 |
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10/08/15 9:21:58 |
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"OK guys, a round of Stones is it?" 03/07/15 12:11:14 |
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This Bitter is popular in some circles. --Leroy Brown
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02/07/15 12:00:05 |
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Sometimes I try to be a little more original and not as direct, often at the expense of receiving votes.
7:58am
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So you get a can, strip off the label..........and here's one I made earlier (http://www.caption.me/339804) [Leroy Brown]
Caption.flee
12:06pm
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"Damn it's 12 o'clock, someone's bound to get a witty caption of me running before I get chance to get home and enter one myself" [Leroy Brown]
Missing
9:36pm
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Jack Lemon [Leroy Brown]
Dont you just hate it when the same captions are repeated over and over
9:56am
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! [Leroy Brown]
No, actually- part of the creativity comes from reworking old captions into new scenarios and contexts. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but it's always worth trying out, even if it borders upon cliche.
1:20pm
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! [Leroy Brown]
Well said Michael - one of the strengths of this site is its huge back-catalog of great captions, some of which could apply better to new photos than old photos. Whilst I think there ought to be a way to credit the original caption writer, I see no major problem with re-using old captions. I understand those that disagree with me, but they are able to withhold their votes for repeated captions, and act as a disincentive, if they so wish.
1:45pm
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! [Leroy Brown]
I have to say, as the caption writer who has been a member for about one and a half years, I have probably seen this form of caption once. There are many other captions which are repeated on an almost daily basis, but for some reason every so often one particular caption sparks debate over re-using captions. If a caption is re-used it is often because it fits the picture. For some reason there seems to be certain caption.me taboos (eg paws for thought etc..), often only known by longer serving captioneers. I say let the voters decide if the caption is any good for a given picture rather than moaning about repeat captions.
2:13pm
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! [Leroy Brown]
Quite happy to continue the debate - but in the forum please.
4:50pm
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Don't you just hate it when someone comes to a party in the same costume as you! [Leroy Brown]
works nicely with the meme style!
10:01pm
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It's times like this when you think,
do I stroke it...
or do I kick it? [Leroy Brown]
"Bet'yah he's good with the hoes."
9:12pm
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Photo bombing [Leroy Brown]