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	"The AIs have it" 14/12/22 12:18:26	5

	"Wayne, I'm not entirely sure about combining your skills in taxidermy with the light fittings" 03/12/22 8:11:33	5

	"Start up the motor Mum, we're all ready to water ski" 19/11/22 20:55:06	5

	creative The conservative Smith family live in the suburbs. ChopChop a travelling homicidal clown comes to town. Little do the family know about Germaine's days visiting circuses indulging in her clown fetish and that is why ChopChop is here. He's come to reclaim the kids he never knew he had. Time has been lost and John was considered the more suitable parent, but ChopChop wants his kids even if he has to hack them to pieces. The Smiths' lives will change forever as ChopChop teaches the Smiths the true meaning of being a "home wrecker". "Illegitimate" in cinemas this Halloween. 06/10/22 8:16:43, edited: 06/10/22 8:19:19	3 5
True. However, after you've been on caption.me for a while you begin to get tired of the same old puns/jokes. It's good that captioneers are inventive and try mini stories, poems etc. It helps to prevent the site from becoming stale and repetitive. --Dave Bryan
	clever The best defence against youtuberculosis 25/09/22 20:00:11	5

	"There's a bomb on the bus, don't go under 50 mph" "You've picked the wrong bus mate, this bus can't get over 50" 15/09/22 20:52:03	5

	"As I suspected, we're in a cult alright" "What makes you say that?" "Giving all of our money over to Leonard, the fact that he's not here, the chlorine gas..." 16/07/22 20:12:48	5

	When you clear out the kitchen cupboards, there's always something you find that you forgot about... 01/07/22 12:05:56	5

	Bermuda Triangle Mystery Finally Solved Nobody expects a huge fecking lamp post in the middle of the Ocean. 03/05/22 20:08:19	5

	"We're sorry about Hansel and Gretel burning you up in the oven, but o wise one please tell us where is it you keep the tin opener?" 31/03/22 12:02:17	5

	Chicken Run Over 05/04/24 12:03:40	4

	Frill Seeker 02/04/24 12:07:09	4

	Ponda 13/03/24 20:17:27	4

	See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Smell No Evil, Taste No Evil, Think No Evil 09/03/24 17:48:59	4

	Splitting Image 05/03/24 21:19:13	4

	The new orchids on the block 05/02/24 20:12:30	1 4

	Henri Catisse 09/12/23 12:06:51	4

	"You did a good job, that should explode when he switches the engine on. That'll teach him to make fun of women drivers" 10/11/23 20:04:54	2 4
I'm surprised he made it out in one piece. --Karen McDonald
	"The wheels on the bus get drowned and drowned" 08/11/23 15:58:45	4

	Orange is the New Snack 30/10/23 20:08:37	4

	"It's obvious that Sid's the odd one out, he's the only one wearing a balaclava" 16/10/23 8:15:15	4

	"Your fifteen minutes is up, now fuck off you pervert" 26/08/23 12:01:02	1 4

	"Rebuilding was fairly easy, we built around where the tornado dropped them all" 17/08/23 12:06:15	4

	"Darling, the babysitter's here!" 12/07/23 9:02:58	4

	"Let's roll" "Dangerous words to say to an alligator next to the sea" 27/06/23 20:07:42	1 4

	"Oh dear no! Something's gone a rye!" 21/06/23 16:12:41	4

	"I don't think assassins are going to fall for the princess's body double, boss" 20/06/23 8:40:15	4

	"This town used to be a hamlet" "I could never tell" 11/06/23 9:30:12	3 4
alas... --Peter Houle
	"Cutest suicide bomber ever!" 27/05/23 12:06:44	4

	"It's so annoying that I can't throw stones" 07/05/23 20:12:52	1 4
Voters might want to also consider 20:05:41 --James Lennox
	"We feed Pennywise all the McDonalds it wants. It gives the kids a headstart" 25/04/23 12:03:46	4

	"No need for the liver, the bean was more than enough" said a full Hannibal Lecter 14/04/23 20:04:30	4

	"Baby, it's coal outside..." 12/04/23 20:12:15	4

	"I can juggle using only my mind" 17/03/23 12:00:54	4

	Battle of the bands 02/02/23 9:14:37	4

	"Up me beam, Scotty" 23/01/23 20:04:16	4

	Pink Floyd's Another Buck in the Wall 22/01/23 16:06:37	4

	"I'm taking the car out for a taste drive" 12/12/22 10:52:11	4

	They met on PlentyofFish 24/11/22 14:01:58	4

	Must be the Bread Light District 04/11/22 8:55:52, edited: 04/11/22 9:30:17	4

	"Right lads, it's not a problem - what we need to do is install a roundabout here" 22/10/22 12:10:11	4

	Lean on me When you're not strong I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on...wait, you're heavier than you look, get off me you fat bastard 18/10/22 12:03:10	4

	"Is this I.T. support? We have no chairs. Could you please for the love of God bring us some chairs!? We're all getting sick of lying on the desks up here" 17/10/22 20:11:39	4

	"Excuse me, do you have a license?" "Yes" "A driving license?" 14/10/22 12:01:02	4

	"It's handy having a wind screen wiper for your specs" 24/09/22 20:02:48	4

	"Oh Grandma, what a big beard you have" said Little Grey Riding Shark 29/07/22 12:13:29	4

	Some owners let their dogs walk all over them 22/06/22 15:45:52	4

	Beagally Blond 13/06/22 20:11:44	4

	"Could you please read the first line again, but this time would you please take off your dog mask?" 13/05/22 8:10:31	4

	"More confiscated contraband from D Block, I've no idea how they managed to fit the dog inside the Kinder Egg Surprise toy capsule" 08/05/22 12:04:13	4

	"I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to one true emperor Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my..." * Gulp * 27/04/22 14:37:06	4

	"That's a surprise" "What is it Mr President Sir?" "The station's still here, why hasn't it been shelled?" 16/04/22 8:27:58	4

	Lenin casts his psychic abilities into Russia's future and sees a demonic clown selling cheeseburgers. 10/07/20 12:06:43	3 4
"And then we'll need some demonic, Clown-eating cheeseburgers. " That should clear out the American presidency and senate real quick. --Willie Johnson
	Prick Up Your Ear. 18/09/17 20:04:56	4

	Kickerus got too close to the sun. 12/03/14 12:01:40	3

	"Is it safe?" 09/03/13 12:37:44	3

	Snack Charmer 27/03/24 14:09:30	3

	"Putting a DIY picnic table together and serving afternoon tea isn't rocket science...but apparently it is" 25/03/24 20:29:16	3

	"Those Lilliputians should have never tied me down" 16/03/24 12:27:49	3

	The Milky Way 13/03/24 8:03:13	3

	Dukes of Lizard 25/02/24 9:56:20	3

	"Don't be so hard on yourself, I'd touch you with a barge pole" 24/02/24 9:35:28	3

	"There is no hand ball, we 're quadrupeds" 17/02/24 11:00:03	3

	"Hey guys, do you like my new battle helmet for our assault on Isengard?" 11/02/24 20:04:47	3

	Charmin' 09/02/24 9:38:20	3

	Lepyrd Skynyrd 08/02/24 20:16:40	3

	"Can we cook them over a fire like everyone else does rather than waiting for a lightning strike?" 10/01/24 12:07:19	3

	"Going, going, gone!" 30/12/23 20:05:46	3

	"Caught the mouse." "Hey this is no fun, what do we do now?" 09/12/23 8:00:35, edited: 09/12/23 8:10:25	3

	"Remember who you are Simba, you are the one true king" "Please fuck off Dad, I'm having a photo taken with my loving admirers" 02/12/23 8:42:20, edited: 02/12/23 8:42:39	3

	Barber Fett 27/11/23 9:10:30	3

	Raywatch 11/11/23 20:26:41	3

	Don't run with scissors otherwise you could end with an eiffel 07/11/23 10:58:31	3

	"Tag, you're it" 04/11/23 20:09:07	3

	The police have been known to sit on evidence 14/10/23 12:08:50	3

	"Congratulations! You have successfully completed your crash course" 29/09/23 17:54:23	3

	"Correction, I wasn't rude to you, I was rude to the hot dog. All I said was "five cents for that fucking thing!" 27/09/23 9:50:30	3

	Kite Moss 25/09/23 12:04:34	3

	"Do I tell her now that this house is owned by three bears or should I do a runner and leave her to face them? - They'd never know I was here" 10/09/23 9:29:38	1 3
It's an untold part of the story that was edited out years ago. Being only a minor character who scadaddles before the main action takes place, Black Quiff was written out. I guess you're only worth talking about if you get ca --Glyn Evans
	In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary 05/09/23 20:16:20	3

	Scatwalk 04/09/23 20:11:31	3

	"Sorry, the match is flooded off today due to excessive rain" "Bollocks to that" 29/08/23 12:04:15	3

	"I remember the day like it was yesterday, this fella with a buzz cut plonked himself down next to me and started talking about his Momma saying life was like a box of chocolates as she'd never bother to read the filling guide or that there were no filling guides back in those days because they weren't concerned about allergies. Listening to him inspired me, it inspired me to put this bench here so that one day the nettles and gorse would grow through the cracks so there would only be room for one person to sit, so no one would ever have to listen to an entire stranger's life story if they didn't want to" 28/08/23 21:08:18, edited: 28/08/23 21:08:54	3

	When mobiles came about, that's when thinking started happening outside the box 28/08/23 9:50:25	3

	"I must say the cardboard cutout targets for the firing range are unique" 27/08/23 20:13:00	3

	Staffolding 04/08/23 9:01:40	1 3

	Shell suit 17/07/23 20:03:47	3

	creative "The tightrope walker's not going to like this" 15/07/23 12:35:03	3

	"What a lovely send off for Charlie, he was a wonderful goldfish" 04/07/23 20:17:44	3

	Edwina Cyclehands 01/07/23 10:53:09	3

	"Here take the bike, I don't want any trouble" 23/06/23 8:38:42	3

	"That ogre was a right grumpy bastard, it's much better to go this way" 20/06/23 12:01:45	3

	One screw over the Cuckoo's Nest 10/06/23 12:19:03	3

	"White folks were the only folks that were ever allowed to have any fun back in the day. Here's a picture of two of them, watching as a sparrow drowns in a segregated drinking fountain" 08/06/23 8:38:27	3

	"Is this a barge?" "No, it's a kennel boat" 26/05/23 9:23:59	3

	"You can never get over that new car smell" 17/05/23 9:02:50	3

	"What the fuck is going on with this cat flap?" 04/05/23 12:09:45	3

	"I thought they were quirky fashion shoes but nope, it's the T-1000. Get the shotgun out" 23/04/23 20:05:18	3

	"With the off slide rule..." 23/03/23 9:19:24	3

	"Which one's the pea under?" 21/03/23 20:09:43	3

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What? She loves the feel of a bearded man's face rubbing along her naked extended pregnant belly. Don't be hard on her, it's not as if she's done this many times before...even though this is her seventh child 🤔

Glyn Evans

27/08/23
4:43pm

comment on caption:
"Your fifteen minutes is up, now fuck off you pervert" [Glyn Evans]

It's an untold part of the story that was edited out years ago.

Being only a minor character who scadaddles before the main action takes place, Black Quiff was written out.

I guess you're only worth talking about if you get caught 🙄

Glyn Evans

11/09/23
4:20pm

comment on caption:
"Do I tell her now that this house is owned by three bears or should I do a runner and leave her to face them? - They'd never know I was here" [Glyn Evans]

love it