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	“Just buy the Canesten, Mom.” 26/03/24 8:19:28, edited: 26/03/24 11:26:32	12

	Going Underground Nod to 20:00:31 21/03/24 20:00:38, edited: 21/03/24 20:01:19	1 12
Looks like there's a bit of a Jam at the turnstile. --Dave Bryan
	“This injury is often seen with soldiers.” 23/02/24 20:22:35	12

	lol “How far into the date did you realise she wasn’t into you?” 19/02/24 18:14:23	12

	“She’s a suite girl.” 13/02/24 8:03:30	12

	“Stayed for 2 days with a bout of diarrhoea, would go again in an instant.” 09/02/24 8:28:29	12

	Study unveils what scousers spend their benefits on. 03/02/24 12:14:38	12

	NHS unveil new strategy to tackle obesity. 29/01/24 8:13:30	12

	“Moments later Jenny asked Dave to pick up his feet, they’d landed near the tulips.” 21/01/24 8:10:35	12

	Carbon Dating 11/01/24 12:00:41	12

	“It would be worth more without the crack.” 03/01/24 12:04:37	12

	“I’ve been dry for 8 hours.” 29/12/23 12:44:20	12

	“Ok who’s pissed in the pool?” 21/12/23 12:17:16	12

	“My salary is 6 figures, all power rangers.” 08/12/23 12:21:20, edited: 08/12/23 12:27:48	12

	“What’s the Wifi password?” 08/11/23 8:09:01	3 12
"Whatsthewifipassword" "Right, what's the wifi password?" "Whatsthewifipassword" "I'm asking you. What's the wifi password?" "I just told you." "Got it - Ijusttoldyou. Thanks." --Willie Johnson
	“Sandra, I’m worried the guys doing the double glazing might be cowboys.” 26/10/23 8:21:36	12

	“3 weeks in camping and I don’t know how to ask Katie to shave her legs.” 16/10/23 12:40:25	12

	“It’s built like a brick shit hearse.” 28/09/23 8:30:00, edited: 28/09/23 9:10:09	2 12
*built - "brick shit hearse" is an option too. --James Lennox
	“We’re responding to reports of mad cow disease.” “No point asking me, I’m The Archbishop of Canterbury.” 20/08/23 9:38:45	12

	lol Ian Gotham 15/05/23 12:04:05	1 12

	Safety Thirst. 22/02/23 9:51:46	12

	She’s only doing it to make ends meet. 17/02/23 21:11:37	12

	"at least there won't be an heir in it" 22/01/23 20:21:38	12

	Jeremy later coughed and invented Marmite. 15/12/21 13:26:31	12

	“They weren’t blue smarties Dave.” 12/10/21 8:09:59	12

	Moon River 09/04/21 13:10:46	1 12
Eider than a mile. --Karyn Harrison
	Specs on the beach 16/12/20 12:00:42	12

	I studied this in my cartoon physics degree. Only once the driver completes the look to camera will gravity take effect. 28/11/20 12:05:42	8 12
I took that course too- I walked the make-a-silhouette-hole-in-a-wall test, but had to re-sit the anvil-tied-to-balloon exam. --Michael Winner
	"You remind me of myself when I was further away." 23/11/20 8:01:10	12

	lol "Yuck, I always pick the coffee one." 09/03/20 21:34:08	12

	"I went back for turds." 22/07/19 13:01:54	12

	creative clever Dead ringers 15/02/19 13:01:40	12

	'Definitely over 50.' 07/01/19 8:01:30	12

	Her previous cut was a little plane. 06/01/19 8:44:52	12

	"To the **atcave!" 26/12/18 12:55:24	1 12
SPLOOGE!!! --Scrappy Doo
	Breast in Show 13/12/17 12:10:10	12

	Jenny hadn't been to many funerals. 11/12/17 21:48:22	12

	'Mirror cygnet's manoeuvre!' 06/08/16 20:13:02	12

	“The musician was good but the dancer was offal.” 27/03/24 12:56:13	11

	“How’s the horse?” ‘Dunno, you’re married to her.’ 18/03/24 8:06:10	11

	The Three Tena’s 05/03/24 8:04:28, edited: 05/03/24 11:12:02, suggested edits	11

	“It handles like a tank.” 04/03/24 20:01:49	11

	“Tour guide was a bit weird.” 09/02/24 8:28:59	11

	lol “Name two things you made bread with during lockdown but now would happily never see again.” 11/12/23 8:12:20, edited: 11/12/23 8:12:36	11

	creative When your boyfriend leaves you for a chopstick. 21/11/23 8:51:09	11

	“Put a sock in it Celine, I’m trying to pull ‘ere.” 08/11/23 20:25:46, edited: 08/11/23 20:38:48	11

	“And you think we taste rubbery!” 04/11/23 20:09:01	11

	“Luckily the ransom was just one cornetto.” 26/10/23 12:09:04	2 11
What a bargain, did you pay it? --Glyn Evans
	creative “It was spitting too.” 26/09/23 8:07:17	11

	Jean, Claude, Van, Dan. 24/09/23 21:57:14	11

	creative “Ever walked a greyhound before?” ‘How hard can it beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee….’ 21/09/23 12:19:49, edited: 21/09/23 13:33:16	1 11
Ah, how did I miss this one! Funny! 🤣 --KT A
	“I’m Greg Wallace and this week I’ve been finding out exactly how Carling is made.” 25/08/23 20:24:40	11

	“Sarge, Gandhi has escaped.” 22/08/23 9:53:39	11

	Day 459, I have stopped hallucinating and a rescue ship is on the horizon. 21/08/23 14:20:24	11

	“Very funny genie, a bird with a nice arse indeed.” 18/08/23 12:02:18	11

	“Very funny genie, a huge pecker indeed.” 16/08/23 14:44:05	11

	lol “Noah, where are those red tunas?” ‘Bollocks.’ 11/08/23 20:33:54	5 11
Just wondering why they'd need to be on the ark at all. --Willie Johnson
	“We have now banned all Sharon Stone movies.” 17/07/23 12:39:49	11

	“So they don’t put him down.” 14/07/23 20:36:21	11

	“Ahhh, they throw up so fast don’t they?” 28/03/23 20:42:22	11

	Ironically my divorce cake… left with a neighbour. 28/02/23 12:05:53	11

	lol Worst. Funeral. Ever. 17/02/23 8:05:09	2 11
Might be the worst funeral but a very good caption. --Neil Mackenzie
	Dave claimed to have a team of engineers but it was cobblers. 14/02/23 12:19:51, edited: 14/02/23 12:20:07	11

	Humps for 1/2 Mile 12/02/23 9:00:49	11

	Vidal Saloon 08/02/23 12:10:58	11

	clever “They must be loaded.” 12/12/21 13:23:00	11

	lol Your passport photograph has been rejected. 08/12/21 12:19:34	11

	Can someone please let the website manager know there is a missing link on this page. 11/11/21 8:07:01	11

	“My husband can help me, he’s just gone for a massive pea.” 01/09/21 8:06:38	11

	When Harry Met Ally 10/11/20 12:24:28	11

	"Nice shoes but you still can't go on the rollercoaster." 22/09/20 8:22:42	11

	"Since the accident, technically I'm a walk." 18/04/20 20:15:13	11

	lol "I caught him sleeping with my daughter." 13/03/20 5:52:28	11

	Struggling dentist regrets selling chair. 03/10/19 12:02:43	11

	"They weren't tennis balls?!" 18/08/19 20:10:16	11

	clever 'My husband assures me this is a 9 inch pizza.' 30/03/19 12:09:16	11

	The Lewinsky Collection 16/09/18 20:22:42	11

	Nanarchists 15/08/18 19:18:17	2 11
This caption would also go well with the hip-hop grannies pic :) --ant knee
	creative clever "Good morning Charlie, some bad news.." 14/02/18 12:20:20	11

	My kids look up to me. 09/11/17 8:03:32	11

	Large floater in toilet 06/11/17 12:04:26	11

	Glowjob 29/10/17 20:44:21	11

	"I said get an M&S one!" 26/08/17 20:53:46	11

	Monica Lewinsky's view of America 12/08/17 11:01:19	1 11
"Ohhhh Captain! Myyy...CAPTAIN!" --Jason Plessas
	Time Team unearth ancient lion tamer settlement 04/05/17 17:07:54	11

	He later married a large chick in Kiev 03/05/17 9:01:21	11

	Hail of bullets 29/01/17 8:13:32	11

	The Great British Break Off 27/01/17 9:24:34	11

	Without an encore the crowd turned violet 05/08/16 9:30:24	1 11

	creative Cat on a not thin yoof 22/09/13 9:51:59	11

	lol From this angle you can see her growler 17/01/13 8:15:06	1 11

	The directions were straight forward 03/12/12 12:53:16	11

	' When it comes to sausages, I lean towards Walls ' 27/11/12 20:56:41	11

	To Protect and Serve, Milk 30/11/12 8:14:44	10

	Balti Towers 25/03/24 12:54:54	10

	Dipped headlights 13/03/24 20:12:26	10

	clever Paris, Milan, Fukushima. 08/03/24 12:31:04	10

	“It was for my late Wife.” 27/02/24 8:07:55	10

	“She can’t sit, she has Polaroids.” 07/02/24 12:26:15	10

	lol “I asked for an 1/8th of catnip and the fat fu&&er turns up with a feather on a stick!?” 03/02/24 9:32:42	10