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	The Three Mustgetbeers 24/09/23 20:17:15	2 16

	“I need another pint, my urine is on the dark side.” 28/03/23 12:00:50	16

	clever You have a friend request 16/12/22 12:05:58	1 16
Accepted --Glyn Evans
	#ding dong# “Will the owner of a large black horse please move your vehicle, it’s doing a massive shit by the photo booth, Thank you.” 22/11/21 8:29:24	16

	“You may have a sore arm for a few days madam, and so will I.” 14/10/21 8:19:21	16

	Removes plaque. 30/10/20 8:11:00	1 16
I preferred your simpler version :) --Vivvy En
	creative Virgin Mobile 08/05/20 8:14:31	1 16

	Lockdown, day 231. 01/05/20 8:04:09	16

	lol With the website down I ventured outside, it's not for me. 05/01/19 16:15:37	16

	clever You are cordially invited. 25/08/18 9:22:02	16

	After the accident he was disfigured 23/07/18 8:04:18	16

	I phoned the council and gave them a piece of my mind. 01/11/17 8:12:13	16

	The number one rule 17/10/17 20:12:01	16

	clever x2 “The lingerie is adorned to encourage its removal? Illogical.” 12/03/24 12:04:02	15

	lol Clare Balding denies Crufts bribery allegations. 02/02/24 12:13:47	15

	“He’ll drop off any minute.” 03/12/23 20:07:50	15

	“Having been sacked by the Suez Canal Shipping Company I took a job on the buses.” 08/11/23 12:02:19, edited: 08/11/23 16:29:23	4 15
Tip of the cap-tion. --Willie Johnson
	“Doctor, a bee has stung him in the worst place!” ‘Birmingham?’ 11/10/23 12:36:29	15

	“You’re not dying Fred, it’s your Wife flashing before your eyes.” 30/07/23 8:39:34	15

	Karma Comedian 10/07/23 8:08:57	15

	“What about the smell?” ‘They don’t mind.’ 08/03/23 9:00:09	15

	“So how’s the HRT going Sandra?” 11/11/21 8:44:36	15

	lol "two things I can never sleep with." 04/02/21 16:42:23	15

	Experienced idiot seeks village. 12/11/20 11:52:02	15

	"Coughing into your elbow is so last season." 11/04/20 8:15:21	15

	lol "Bloody vandals, no wonder ticket sales are down at the farts centre." 05/02/20 20:51:21	3 15

	clever Abandoned by a failed magician. 03/09/18 13:48:37	15

	Crack shot 08/08/17 12:11:29	15

	Farmchair 28/07/17 22:53:24	1 15

	'Drop the facade!' 04/05/17 12:13:43	15

	“Ive broken the glass ceiling and several reinforced floors.” 13/04/24 8:03:07	14

	“Great wedding but it cost an arm and a leg.” 11/04/24 12:00:02	14

	They’re flippin’ fast. 18/03/24 20:01:46	14

	Scarves now in stock. 19/02/24 12:02:37	14

	“I’m better on the organ.” 17/01/24 8:02:59	14

	Stairway to Heaven 12/01/24 20:01:59	14

	lol The most annoying thing at the beach, and some gulls. 26/10/23 12:03:57	14

	Mr Davies, thank you for providing the stool sample, please pop in to see us ASAP. 07/08/23 13:30:51	1 14
Stool sample, HA HA! I have worked in the doctor' office for years and have not encountered anything like this... HA HA!WHAT do you people eat? --Kathleen Ralph
	“Did you develop any skills during lockdown Sharon?” 06/06/23 12:09:10	14

	clever The Carpenters Course, we’ve only just begun… 28/05/23 21:47:00	14

	Nigel fell off his bike on the way home and created a huge jam. 20/05/23 12:33:55	14

	“My cell mates are all hardened criminals…” 10/05/23 12:01:53	14

	“Have a safe flight.” 23/04/23 13:27:46	14

	Angus lost £1 down his old chair in 1963, never again. 27/03/23 12:16:28	14

	“When I said rock him to sleep….” 22/03/23 15:12:05	14

	“You’re still thinking about the castration aren’t you?” 23/02/23 20:36:13	14

	I had one as a pet, it dyed. 07/02/23 8:17:12	14

	Just some pictures from my trip 30/06/22 12:04:29	14

	“Maybe we should get a taller decorator next time?” 12/04/22 8:05:05	14

	lol Call me old fashioned but I preferred the old BBC test card. 22/11/21 12:31:18	14

	“You can almost see the rim.” 18/11/21 12:03:29	14

	"I still see them on the weekends and help them with their writing." 25/06/21 8:05:36	14

	"I get it washed then some unicorn shits all over it!" 11/01/21 9:04:20	14

	Scotsman loses 20p in Clyde. 24/05/20 20:33:59	14

	lol "Okay, who left the red sock in the sheep dip?" 02/10/19 8:25:19	14

	Little feller. 27/09/19 8:12:44	14

	"Ooh nearly lost my balance!" 07/07/19 20:53:13	14

	clever This sign was funded by the Dyslexic Atheist Society. 05/09/18 17:13:28	14

	Did he convert? 25/02/18 20:01:00	1 14
No but he tried. --Barrie Bullock
	lol "Hi Janet, Steve's had an accident at work, can you pop in to collect his watch." 20/02/18 14:49:31	14

	Crapstick 10/11/17 20:08:13	14

	clever Moments later he was struck by a Fiesta 06/09/17 20:52:35	1 14
So brilliant. --Karen Oakenfull
	"I'm leaving you, and I'm keeping the ring!" 22/09/16 17:31:26	14

	clever America's Necks Top Model 12/09/16 20:58:57	14

	Len's just got bigger 16/05/15 22:59:58	14

	I do watch the soaps 08/01/13 8:08:06	14

	creative 'No one puts Tabby in the korma' 22/09/13 20:45:25	13

	Cheap knight out 13/11/12 8:29:57	13

	"Don't mess with me, I know Fon-Du!" 12/11/12 8:19:39	13

	Abattoiry Road 13/03/24 8:06:08	13

	Tortilla the hun. 10/03/24 20:42:27	13

	“Sacré Blur!” 21/02/24 12:02:40	13

	Bounty Hunter 25/01/24 8:00:20	13

	“I’ve been messaging a chick in Kiev, she’s sending over some photos later.” 12/01/24 8:14:53	13

	lol x2 “Oh my god the credits Dan look, you made it!” Wookiee Pube Groomer Daniel Davies 27/11/23 8:06:26	2 13
This caption just gets funnier! 😂 --Karyn Harrison
	“After 8 years of celibacy Dave joined the mile high club.” 23/08/23 20:02:12	13

	“My parents left me like this and also desserted my brother.” 26/07/23 8:09:59	2 13

	Me and my brother would always fight over who would play with the weird bald man. 11/07/23 12:12:51	1 13
Manopoly? --Vivvy En
	Tinder finally reaches Norfolk. 19/05/23 8:02:35	13

	“At school I was voted most likely to succeed…” 03/05/23 12:15:20	1 13

	“I accept cookies!” 22/06/22 12:03:55	13

	clever “My dad works in special effects but I don’t see him anymore.” 17/01/22 8:04:11	13

	“It’s expensive but we all have to make sacrifices.” 12/10/21 12:05:29	13

	Post Mortem 01/07/21 13:55:44	13

	"Grandad was in the army but he never talked about it." 24/06/21 8:14:27	13

	When I asked them to leave the hot tub I suddenly felt incredibly shallow. 13/04/21 12:22:36	13

	lol "So Dave, what were you left with after the divorce?" 09/12/20 11:03:52	13

	clever She offered it on a plate. 20/11/20 6:27:36	13

	"Alas, poor Yaris!" 07/10/20 8:25:36	13

	Turner and Pooch 03/09/20 12:14:18	1 13
Is her name Paige? --Troompa Loompa
	The Obscenic Route. 16/04/20 21:55:38	13

	"Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party." 02/04/20 8:30:16	13

	I stood there wondering what the sign meant, and then it hit me. 26/09/19 20:09:04	2 13
The signs are bad around here. --Dave Bryan
	Knit Happens 15/09/19 20:01:17	13

	clever The conviction was later overturned 02/09/19 12:33:27	13

	Faecal Attraction 29/08/19 20:34:00	13

	Saddle Soar 19/08/18 12:39:51	13

	Terrible reception 05/10/17 20:15:00	13

	clever Commando Training 23/01/17 10:00:34	13

	“I don’t know who knocked over the vases.” Fri 12:11:52	12

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This completely ruined the 3 different captions I was thinking of, but I still have to give it a vote.

James Lennox

08/02/24
6:57am

comment on caption:
“Very funny, Genie.” [C CaMel]

Thanks James, to be honest I’m not sure myself if the man wished for a huge [blank] or someone else not pictured has wished for a man with a huge [blank] but I suppose it doesn’t really matter.

(caption author)

08/02/24
9:48am

comment on caption:
“Very funny, Genie.” [C CaMel]

Aha, so maybe I still could have used the one about a man wishing to give a big breasted chick a good ploughing ... darn wink