Jedward have brought out their own range of hairdryers!

05/07/12 16:58:10

Get your arse in here now!

24/06/12 4:39:05

Baby and Johnny reminisce over the good old Dirty Dancing day's ...... I carried a watermelon! .....

23/06/12 2:45:23

The council have come up with a new way of adding white lines to the road ......

19/06/12 18:39:14

They always send in the little ones to brush my teeth .....

10/06/12 20:19:56

This is one way to get out of DIY...

10/06/12 16:29:09

I thought it was just the cows that wanted the milk back....

09/06/12 20:39:49

Never heard of a bikini wax!

31/07/12 1:23:25

Up Shit Creek but with plenty of paddles!

23/07/12 22:01:00

What a wonky chair.

23/07/12 21:59:11

She's just dropped a Walkers!

23/07/12 21:58:47

Not in public Pete ...

23/07/12 21:58:18

Introducing Will.I.Am before the make-up crew arrive.

14/07/12 20:24:44

What you don't see is Noreen's foot, which she has just booted him with for wearing such tight pants!

14/07/12 20:21:06

I would just like to introduce you all to my fiance Jed!

14/07/12 20:19:24

Gentlemen first, Ice cream just before.

12/07/12 12:28:04

The strawberry scented carpet was just irresistible!

12/07/12 12:25:25

Low on stock, my arse!

12/07/12 12:23:43

He dared to try and get past the trailer trash kids ... and failed

12/07/12 12:23:03

Willy Wonka had an amazing open day with chocolate rivers and giant licorice tubes!

11/07/12 19:31:46

They always said he was full of hot air!

10/07/12 22:41:27

"Did he say which garage he meant to park in?"

10/07/12 22:38:35

They fall like domino's ...

10/07/12 22:37:59

I was simply driving along minding my own business when a set of garages appeared out of no-where! No sir I have not been drinking!

10/07/12 22:37:29

Karl was sick to death of the sight of those garages ....

10/07/12 22:36:25

Cannon Ball .... Ouch!

10/07/12 19:45:38

The only way Frank was flying for Britannia was if he was drunk on cheap plonk!

10/07/12 19:43:48

Harry Styles knew one of these 'Honey Buckets' would contain his ex Caroline Flack ....

10/07/12 19:40:39

DelBoy get's Rodney to dress up to attract some custom ...

09/07/12 18:57:31

Naked star jumps are all the rage with celebs now!

06/07/12 13:12:46

Rita had a right gobfull!

05/07/12 21:42:57

In the pigeon hole

05/07/12 17:04:49

Simon just needed a quick refuel to help him win the race.

05/07/12 16:59:00

Who'll come first the hare or the tortoise??

05/07/12 16:55:34

Is that served with or without croutons?

25/06/12 20:05:58

Camilla's face was a right picture when she saw Charles' new woman

25/06/12 18:50:05

Since his wife left him, John has been falling to pieces ...

23/06/12 21:35:12

He's got Tetris on the brain ...

23/06/12 21:34:50

Darlows the estate agents have come up with ingenious new ways to get young lads to buy houses ....

23/06/12 18:36:00

Hey, look there's Nemo ...

20/06/12 18:56:57

Lets do the time warp again ......

19/06/12 22:11:03

Kelly's friends always said she was a bit mouthy.....

17/06/12 21:16:22

Ermm Beth, I think you may have stood on something .....

17/06/12 14:25:13

Quick mama Hippo, Angelina's coming to stamp me with some stupid name .......

10/06/12 20:21:14

Come to Travel Lodge for a simply electrifying stay....

10/06/12 19:42:13

A true Scot never wears pants under his kilt .....

10/06/12 16:33:07

Molly the cat is wondering who will feed her now....

10/06/12 16:29:51

Due to police cutbacks the female officers are made to perform at stag parties in their spare time....

10/06/12 4:27:41

New human traffic cones were erected in the town center this week, it's thought the bubble gum pink suits would hide the blushes of said traffic cones....

10/06/12 4:26:02

Just updated my cart for a classier model, couldn't afford the wheels so kept my old ones!

10/06/12 0:19:38