Deirdre was developing a bad habit

20/08/12 20:00:44

Who said size was irrelephant?

29/08/12 20:20:35

People keep pinching the goods

24/09/12 12:37:47

Dolly was just one of many let down by her local council

08/12/12 9:52:02

"First my bike, now my car you plebs"

22/09/12 8:30:38

Dave wished his Dad would try his Sexy Santa outfit on somewhere else

12/12/12 12:09:18

Bob wasn't quite sure he believed his eyes. He thought those things had been extinct for years. As his truck rolled closer he was amazed....... it really was a payphone

23/11/12 12:04:03

As the contents of the crate fell to earth it became apparent that the wrong "comic aid" box had been delivered

11/10/12 20:05:37

Someone got laid last night

05/09/12 12:10:51

Simon found the air hole was the best fit

20/11/12 20:27:06

Having a baby turns your whole world upside down

02/10/12 8:21:23

Dave enjoyed practicing Yoda

13/12/12 12:19:25

Some cracking deals

24/09/12 12:01:16

The Snooze Brothers

15/12/12 20:18:43

Sharon loved a game of Suitcase Jenga

08/12/12 12:07:20

Grizzly bare

10/08/12 15:25:07

Bob had forgotten Toupee the roofer

30/07/12 11:07:37

"Offer her the ransom and if she refuses, Thumper"

05/04/13 20:23:56

"Daddy, you've taken me to the fairground, to the circus, swimming, iceskating, to McDonalds and now fishing but you still havent answered my question.......

Where do babies come from?"

20/12/12 20:32:17

Broom stuck

08/12/12 20:25:15

Maybe Sandra should've emphasised when she asked for "cheek implants"

09/11/12 12:38:32

The local tax collectors had been waiting a while

29/10/12 10:16:52

I shocked the sheriff......

19/09/12 12:07:46

Model prisoner

06/08/12 11:03:02

The Apple of her Thigh

12/12/12 12:12:31

The zookeeper demonstrated to the baby chimps where to find food if they ever got separated from their mummies

10/12/12 22:43:20

Well hung was just how Shelley liked it

08/12/12 9:55:31

The auditions for the next Shrek movie were going well

05/10/12 8:14:48

Dave tried Job Shadowing for the day

10/09/12 9:34:31

Tom didn't realise how drastic the side effects of steriods could be

08/08/12 20:23:20

Business was crap

22/07/12 11:11:38

House Plant

06/01/13 20:26:35

Car Boot Fail

03/01/13 20:06:12

On the Calais coast line more hopefuls cling on to their inflatables and get ready for the leap of faith

03/01/13 12:19:36

"Can't we just go to Tesco?"

20/12/12 20:37:06

♫ I want to fly my bicycle ♫

17/12/12 20:04:48

Jack smiled with eager anticipation as he thought of the Vaseline he'd slipped in his pocket earlier that day

13/12/12 12:26:20

Boa Thai

18/11/12 12:43:48

Jenny liked to show off her handy work

12/10/12 8:10:14

Her favourites were the kitten heels

10/10/12 12:39:06

The drug dealers in New York had started to colour co-ordinate.
'Viagra Vic' was always the easiest to spot

28/09/12 12:13:28

Between a rock and a hard face

25/09/12 20:06:59

Jordan didn't like the results of the 'Age Me' app

04/09/12 9:08:17

Your honour, I swear I slipped while trying to cross the road

31/07/12 12:26:48

"Look, it's Prince Albert!"

05/04/13 12:58:42

The protesters had started to become cocky

05/04/13 12:57:53

"Cor, There's a bit of a whiff coming from these fish"

"Er, no, that's me, Ishmael"

03/01/13 12:30:04

Homemade Burger

29/12/12 20:32:39

The Codfather

20/12/12 20:34:47

Halle-loo-jah!

14/12/12 12:00:10