Womens inconvenience

19/10/12 12:02:30

Cliff thought he was a mountain goat.Even as a kid.

10/08/12 13:43:55

you charged me twenty quid for this and she keeps going down on me! If i knew that pops I would have charged you another tenner.

14/07/12 0:40:23

Ive been climbing the walls all day for this ciggie

30/05/12 12:01:43

Does that wall looked flush to you.

19/10/12 12:12:48

All mouth no trousers

18/07/12 8:41:55

Dont bother with the Anadin luv, The panes gone now.

22/05/12 13:26:32

F--k me that's some earthquake

09/08/12 11:31:27

Bob soon realised he was in the wrong gear for the bike raleigh.

06/08/12 15:00:57

Hey that guy has a rifle Oh shit!

18/07/12 11:53:28

I take it wimbledon has started then.

28/06/12 12:56:21

That's the last time I eat genetically modified beetroot !

26/06/12 11:08:53

He is calf the man he used to be

31/05/12 11:20:05

i've gotta knock this crime fighting malarkey on the head. I can't catch my breath let alone a criminal.

30/05/12 12:54:00

The Pat Butcher appreciation society gets of to a good start.

07/08/12 14:19:05

lacoste introduce their new sleeping bag range

07/06/12 13:35:39

Bloody inflatables. Wish I had brought a foot pump now!

31/05/12 14:40:15

My mother is in there isn't she Bob !

19/10/12 12:11:30

No urinating up th wall.

17/08/12 12:17:12

Pauls blind date didn't go down to well!

13/08/12 15:37:30

Lady Gaga on tour in Germany

06/08/12 11:06:10

Gull ever travels

05/08/12 22:19:08

The hair conditioning needs sorting out.

30/07/12 12:16:34

I said gimp mask you pair of twats !

19/07/12 12:30:03

Counting made easy with algebra.

16/07/12 12:11:41

Its a nice bar to come a relax and get things off your chest.

16/07/12 11:56:01

It's a thorny owl

13/07/12 11:07:18

Two good reasons to take regular excercise

29/06/12 10:01:17

John got a bum deal on his double glazing

24/06/12 0:19:59

so thats what sooty and sweep look like naked.

29/05/12 16:18:09

This isn't what I had in mind when I said the sign should say two feet wide x two feet deep.

18/05/12 14:31:40

Where did we go wrong! The shed dosen't look like the one in the brochure luv

08/05/12 12:42:23

Jane ended up getting a clit round the ear.

14/12/12 11:19:12

That's not a safe place to park is it!

04/12/12 8:56:27

We can both flash mate!

23/11/12 9:46:38

I may be a parrot lady but i bet you like a cock or two!

22/11/12 9:20:35

Ok listen up guy's ! I think this could be a hoax due to the fact it's July.

20/11/12 13:20:25

This isn't what I had in mind when they said we were getting a part in a touch of frost!

20/11/12 13:13:31

I do like these paw wheel drive quads

19/10/12 21:54:02

Theres no arm in it

12/10/12 9:33:23

After getting a tap on the head Tony had a bad sinking feeling

28/09/12 9:37:29

Emirapes airways

01/09/12 22:27:52

Mr Bean enjoys a day at a trekkie convention.

31/08/12 9:29:47

I could kill for a pork chopp right now!

23/08/12 9:18:40

This will sort the bladder out Liz!

21/08/12 12:04:30

phil mitchell seen taking heather Trotter's body out of Walford.

15/08/12 16:24:53

After the olympics,East London returns to normal!

13/08/12 11:08:06

Bob's routine of getting in shape had gone to his head.

02/08/12 11:25:10

Staff go flat out to meet dead line

13/07/12 11:20:58

I hope that's your other arm there.

13/07/12 11:16:22