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	Nobody wants to see a dog in fishnets 24/11/16 12:17:34	5

	If swallowed, this item could give you serious hang-ups 13/11/16 20:00:57	5

	Give me some skin man! 17/10/16 23:28:23	5

	I wish she'd stop rolling her eyes at me 14/10/16 12:18:38	5

	Engine Block 13/10/16 12:51:54	5

	Poker face 21/09/16 10:55:58	5

	Chris Honey, don't be upset, you're on holiday, It's just a silly caption game 12/09/16 14:23:43	1 5
Don't be so picky Mr/Mrs Anon. Brave enough to put the comment but not brave enough to put your name to it? Now that's silly. --Paul Reeve
	Dog Glover 06/09/16 13:13:54	5

	clever Gravy Digger 01/09/16 12:44:33	5

	The leaning Toaster of Pizza 23/08/16 22:11:19	5

	Driving Off Licence 21/08/16 9:00:42	5

	Britney Speared 22/07/16 21:24:01	2 5
"oops eye did it again" --Ross Davidson
	Bugsy Malone 02/03/15 12:15:31	5

	Water proofreading 11/02/15 12:02:16	5

	Police warn of phony items being sold on ebay. 21/01/15 10:13:55	5

	We'll have to use the stairs I'm afraid, we were hoping the artwork might give the place a lift. 20/01/15 10:21:08	5

	Widow shopping 12/01/15 15:12:36	5

	This is Rosemary's bike 13/12/14 17:25:35	5

	Rodney, where's the bloody boat, you've made me look a right plonker. 18/11/14 14:17:16	5

	Does my fanny look big in this? 12/11/14 9:49:11	5

	After a long day Clair looked frazzled 05/11/14 9:59:46	5

	The Raven Mad Award 27/10/14 15:31:22	5

	Having the horn added another string to his bow 27/10/14 8:14:19	5

	Fancy a bit of ruff 21/10/14 22:03:49	5

	Circle of Friends 09/09/14 9:25:33	5

	Dan hated being with Janine when she was on her monthly cycle. 13/09/13 14:25:09	1 5

	Sorry for the decay sir, here's your beer. 24/08/13 9:00:31	5

	Morecherry beer please. 24/08/13 8:53:00	5

	Brief encounter 10/08/12 13:26:12	5

	In a roundabout way 29/06/12 11:00:21	5

	New Vantastic crash diet 18/06/12 11:02:39	5

	Mac book Air 05/06/12 11:05:24	2 5

	Father Jack's Birthday Party 04/06/12 21:25:11	5

	Feelix 28/05/12 11:33:45	5

	Arghh...I asked for Purrri Purrri sauce 22/08/17 12:46:51	4

	SMOGGY 11/01/17 10:04:11	4

	Sue she 08/12/16 12:04:45	4

	Fish n Chaps 03/12/16 13:43:51	4

	3 yellow cards, foul language, red mist and bloody penalties!...and that wasn't even in the stadium! 22/11/16 10:40:29	4

	David Chill blaine 20/11/16 8:02:23	4

	Pedigree Chums 16/11/16 8:00:50	4

	Tex on the beach 11/11/16 22:06:56	4

	He's on the verge of deep sleep 06/11/16 12:04:53	4

	Jamal Fix It 28/10/16 9:55:21	4

	Photosynthesis 29/09/16 10:20:43	4

	3 doughnuts! 28/09/16 13:08:01	4

	John's state of the art surgery was a life saber 27/09/16 21:48:41	4

	Hi Dear, I'll be back soon, just having an old friend for lunch! 20/09/16 14:09:41	4

	Pecknic 20/09/16 8:30:20	4

	Clair thought the models looked really good in their outfits, but they couldn't see it themselves 12/09/16 20:38:42	4

	Quick Claire, act deranged, security's coming. 05/09/16 20:39:00	1 4

	Later that day Richard Branson completely lost the plot and threw his wife's settee out 04/09/16 8:31:38	4

	They parked by the quay so they could open the lock 03/09/16 12:36:44	4

	The search for the man struck by last night's lightning has now been called off 02/09/16 21:26:06	4

	Swimming fools 02/09/16 8:09:51	4

	Triffic cones 30/08/16 22:52:06	4

	There was always going to be one person out there that suffers from Hair Accessory Addiction. 22/08/16 12:31:48	4

	Well at least it's better than taking the broken lift 'Elevator temporarily a box' 27/07/16 20:55:40	4

	If I can't connect via USA then I'll try USB 03/02/15 21:10:10	4

	Ditch the bitch! 20/01/15 11:27:32	4

	Bird watchers 16/01/15 9:42:23	4

	Manana 15/01/15 15:50:12	4

	A good head for lights 13/01/15 18:29:36	4

	Yule tied 21/12/14 20:59:25	4

	At the candyfloss machine factory, carol awaits disciplinary action for not wearing a hair net 14/12/14 10:28:54	4

	Decom-pose 19/11/14 18:16:16	4

	Reach for Guinness 17/11/14 16:10:36	4

	Army Carps 03/11/14 20:36:27	4

	FOOTSIE 100 03/11/14 16:18:00	4

	Applejacksy 27/10/14 21:36:39	4

	Rest In Pieces 26/10/14 13:46:54	4

	Eats like a horse 15/10/14 12:28:53	4

	Horse thinks - What's up, not enough dressage on that? 15/10/14 12:27:25	4

	"John, bring me the ice bucket quickly" 17/09/14 9:16:20	4

	Haircut 100 15/09/14 18:32:14	4

	What's more unusual is the woman behind him walking through customs with a missile. 11/09/14 10:00:20	4

	Bras and Stripes 10/09/14 11:45:41	4

	That's odd, somebody has nicked my trousers but left the fly!? 08/09/14 17:19:45	4

	Hi there, my name is Steve. I've just seen your advert online. You say you're looking for somebody medium height, tanned and very bubbly. I think I could be your man! 30/09/13 15:02:50	4

	And it wasn't just her breasts, she also poured it over her udder bits 05/07/13 12:33:21	4

	Don't worry madam, it will arrive in discreet packaging 13/07/12 9:57:15	4

	Another embarrassing childhood memory 27/06/12 12:21:47	4

	Susie practices standing at 45 degrees after hearing that the Captain of this cruise is Francesco Schettino 12/06/12 12:22:06	4

	Government health warning poster: Bubble gum can cause blindness, instant erections and possibly death 03/06/12 11:00:27	4

	Oh deer! 01/06/12 11:00:29	2 4

	Latest Illegal immigrant to be caught by UK border patrol 30/05/12 20:59:18	4

	Has anybody got a 'Punch Her' repair kit? 02/09/14 13:37:00	3

	Smokey and the one armed Bandit 10/10/13 9:49:57	3

	I wasn't expecting the journey to Mars to be like this...I think i've changed my mind...10..9..8... 08/10/13 12:06:12	3

	Prancing on Ice 30/09/13 14:44:11	3

	fastish and very furious 70 26/09/13 9:27:38	3

	Normally he plays on the ferries, P&O. 16/09/13 12:12:03	3

	Ska Wars 14/09/13 17:15:24	3

	Two faced cat 13/09/13 20:08:42	3

	I'm Sorry George, just ignore them, I didn't realise the boat ride went past the beer garden where all your mates drink......oh look the footy's on as well. 13/09/13 17:18:27	3

	I f**kin told her weeks ago the match was on this Sunday. 13/09/13 13:55:07	3

	Speed daters 13/09/13 13:48:04	3

	She turned her nose up at the window cleaning job. 11/09/13 13:21:49	3

	Papa Roach 11/09/13 10:45:18	3

	Fist of fury 23/08/13 12:01:19	3

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see 8:05:11

[anon]

28/09/16
10:45am

comment on caption:
Everbody on the team feared 'Punch Hand Judy' [Tiny Alien]

see 8.07

[anon]

17/10/16
10:14pm

comment on caption:
Ladies & Gentlemen please put your hands together for our next dancer, Anne Droid [Tiny Alien]

You could handover your card and wait in the pub...........

Andrea Hickling

22/10/16
6:45am

comment on caption:
8 hours clothes shopping with the missus [Tiny Alien]

Followed by hen gliding and budgie jumping.

Pussy Galore

27/10/16
5:47pm

comment on caption:
Listen up people, get your parrotchutes ready, next jump in 10 minutes! [Tiny Alien]

nice one

puneet chahal

29/10/16
4:09pm

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

...AND she's a two-seater.

[anon]

30/10/16
11:32am

comment on caption:
She's a slow runner, been around the clock, smokes quite a bit and also drinks a lot, treads are thin, comes with a spare tyre. [Tiny Alien]

Quite possibly one of the least PC captions ever :)

Mr Dome

26/11/16
3:38pm

comment on caption:
"Can you see what it is yet?"
Yes Rolf it's a f**cking bunny again, now break times up, get back in your cell. [Tiny Alien]

"Change is hard, sir."

[anon]

05/12/16
3:30am

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

"Change gonna come"

[anon]

05/12/16
3:16pm

comment on caption:
Where's my change? [Tiny Alien]

My daughter never forgave me for the time I picked her up from school wearing an umbrella hat. In my defence, it was raining and I was on crutches so I didn't have a hand free to hold an umbrella.

Pussy Galore

30/05/17
11:23am

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DAD!!!, PLEASE DON'T PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL AGAIN!!! [Tiny Alien]

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