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Captions	65	2	6	#27	12	24	#20	1572	2423	#71
Photos
Comments	3							7	3	#105
Suggested Edits

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Captions			10	#27	619	#146
Photos	1	#11			2	#121
Comments	2	#8			2	#93
Suggested Edits	1	#2			1	#11

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	The musical chair champions were still going strong. 23/11/14 12:20:02	7

	The tide is high, but I'm holding son. I'm going to put your armbands on. 10/11/14 13:27:46	7

	Cock, shock and 2 choking Carols 29/01/13 20:14:42	7

	creative Win-doll-ene 17/01/13 20:01:07	7

	Sprawlway 11/07/12 20:23:36	7

	The Darling Buddhas of May 21/06/12 11:48:27	7

	"I've got a clamp in my leg!" 26/12/12 12:08:59	6

	"Emma, I think I have thrush" "That's not thrush Amy, that's a pigeon" 02/07/12 20:13:20	6

	...and the beer of the day is soup 25/06/12 20:03:31	6

	Holiday on Ice 30/04/12 20:55:06	6

	I said I wanted my fish battered, not pulverised 02/04/24 8:01:34	6

	Dave: “Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh” Mary: “Dave, are you ok?” Dave: “No, I’m bloody not. I just stood under the ice dispenser” 15/03/24 20:11:48	6

	I forgot why I went out the door, then it hit me 04/03/24 12:05:04	6

	Welcome to the Hill-ton hotel 27/12/23 12:47:10	6

	Dee’s-knee Land 19/12/23 12:08:23	6

	When she picks her nose does it become a Domi-nose? 17/10/23 12:08:24	6

	Her: “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” Him: “I wonder if there will ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark” 09/09/23 20:59:41, edited: 09/09/23 20:59:58	6

	Dave learnt his lesson on why you should never respond to spam emails for “want a bigger cock?” 16/08/23 12:05:57	6

	Laser-cam 07/10/15 12:02:23	6

	Sniggering: "They think I'm a rock, tee hee" 01/10/15 8:23:48	6

	I pull that same face when I'm going for a wee in the sea. 28/08/15 8:10:21	6

	Cyclists need to give parked vehicles space. Allow at least 2 feet. 05/08/15 20:22:14	6

	Warning: Complete a yew turn now. 28/07/15 8:04:40	6

	You've had too much sun for today, you're coming out in rashers 12/07/15 12:02:54	6

	The food is to die for 03/05/15 9:08:27	6

	Bashes to bashes, thrust to thrust 01/02/15 21:47:11	6

	He's on the first leg of his journey. 15/11/14 21:21:50	6

	The leaning tower of malteser 18/10/14 10:26:27	6

	🎶 Rule Tit-annia 🎶 09/03/24 20:14:40	5

	“Daddy, I have a hare on my nose” 03/03/24 20:00:59	5

	Statue of Li-butt-y 18/02/24 8:02:14, edited: 18/02/24 8:13:28, suggested edits	5

	Humerus tattoo 16/11/23 20:16:07	5

	Another nail picture. How many pictures do you have in your nail files? 17/10/23 12:05:31	5

	Stuck in limbo 04/10/23 12:07:47	5

	It will be a shame if this backfired wooden tit 30/09/23 9:06:23	5

	“Sorry, can’t make the whole day, but will drop in” 29/09/23 20:09:36	5

	Yes, you can go outside…but on one condition 30/08/23 8:11:25	5

	Planet Jackson 27/08/23 8:21:46	5

	Nan didn't quite understand online banking and setting up a standing order. 02/03/16 15:10:14	5

	For my daughter's birthday I got her a cake and a Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle. 29/07/15 12:30:44	5

	Pin cushion 06/07/15 12:19:20	5

	Acting camp was his way to get in with the other girls. 31/05/15 13:42:52	5

	"Sir, please open your trunk" 27/03/15 8:21:54	5

	Oh you have a complaint do you? Let me just log that. 11/02/15 8:44:51	1 5
Captain's Log --Leroy Brown
	LICKIT BANG! And the stain is gone. 04/02/15 21:51:55	5

	Tug of wall 28/01/15 12:04:13	5

	and the winner of the Islamic beauty award goes to... 10/12/14 9:13:47	5

	Beach bum 24/10/14 9:50:25	5

	Kindergarten Cop 19/08/13 9:18:19	5

	Just out of the picture, as always, is a Reliant Robin 26/01/13 12:06:16	5

	Fred at his daily spinning class 14/01/13 8:02:12	5

	Wash and grow 04/01/13 9:25:18	5

	Jeremy Clarkson's back garden 21/07/12 20:12:22	5

	Don't you hate it when you get a fly in the bedroom 14/07/12 11:53:14	5

	Vannequins 12/07/12 20:07:58	5

	Rug munchers 11/07/12 20:24:32	5

	A typical hillwilly 06/07/12 11:15:40	5

	Simply Red fan club 30/06/12 11:01:42	5

	Chucky is attic again 29/06/12 20:00:46	5

	Don't make me pope a cap in your ass 13/06/12 11:05:36	5

	“Until death do us part” “NEXT” 11/04/24 8:01:19	4

	Trigger fish 02/04/24 8:01:07	4

	Einstein was so clever he can hold bowling balls without using the holes 02/03/24 12:01:41	4

	“I like your nail Polish” “You mean Russian” 22/02/24 12:18:48	4

	Knickasso 12/02/24 20:10:35	4

	The nudie blues 14/11/23 20:03:06	4

	Boys will be boys. The record for hearing Dave’s fart is now 25 miles 15/10/23 8:02:55	4

	The Philosopher’s Stone 02/10/23 8:36:07	4

	🎶 Oh what a feeling, when we’re dancing through the ceiling 🎶 23/09/23 12:02:56	4

	He was well conditioned for this task 30/08/23 8:10:40	4

	Cat has 3 letters 26/08/23 20:11:59	4

	This is also how Putin sees Turkey 01/12/15 12:10:30	4

	Cornwall 10/10/15 12:10:13	4

	Call 911, once you've taken pictures and videos on your mobile. 09/10/15 8:05:05	4

	Au-stare-ity 07/10/15 12:04:11	4

	Not Lovin' It 03/10/15 8:06:49	4

	I see one of the twins from Fun House hasn't aged well. 28/08/15 8:12:26	4

	Right, that's it, once I'm done here I'm off to pastures new. 11/08/15 12:07:07	4

	Gran Trolley-ismo 14/07/15 8:06:06	4

	Bloody poles, coming over here taking our desert. 23/06/15 9:00:46	4

	Car boat sale 07/06/15 20:02:57	4

	Scottish hi-lands 09/04/15 12:04:25	4

	Looks like I will need a stair lift. This drives me up the wall. 17/03/15 10:12:58	4

	Pikamoon, gotta catch 'em all. 11/03/15 12:31:08	4

	"So he threw the stick I chased it through______________________________the woods and gave it back to my owner." "Good story, but why the big pause?" "Because I'm a dog" 04/03/15 8:18:56	4

	No matter how old he was, he could always pull a few strings. 03/03/15 8:08:24	4

	This is my sword-'ead secret 19/02/15 12:17:59	4

	This is why his girlfriend dumped him. He was a cheetah. 17/02/15 20:34:37	4

	Turtlehead 08/02/15 8:26:49	4

	"For the last time, this is the ground floor of a call centre and not a drive thru. Just take my packed lunch and sod off." 18/12/14 21:20:15	4

	No Grandad, that's not how colonic irrigation works!! 25/11/14 9:38:29	4

	PC Plod: "Pull over!!" Driver: "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing" 13/11/14 22:28:58	4

	The moment Bob remembers that he was meant to pick the kids up at 12. 01/11/14 9:48:38	4

	The RCMP had lost their horses to Tesco 07/02/13 20:01:34	4

	Reporter: "I have a way of solving gun crime in America." Obama: "How" 21/01/13 20:13:20	2 4

	Jack liked to be close to his fans 14/01/13 8:01:08	4

	Squirrex 13/01/13 12:03:24	4

	The Artful (salad) Dodger 07/01/13 20:14:29	4

	The Modern Lisa 25/12/12 8:00:44	4

	Lisa was very tired so she sat down knowing she'd soon drop off. 20/08/12 12:13:12	4

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last comments (total: 20)

Very Clever - well done - please vote for others!

Bad Boy Dennis.

08/03/15
4:38pm

comment on caption:
When will Mumbai me a washing machine? [Ben Samuel]

I vote every week on this on those I like. It's Sunday so they only reset today and I haven't had a chance to have a good look yet. Someone has a personal vendetta smilie face

Ben Samuel

08/03/15
5:12pm

comment on caption:
When will Mumbai me a washing machine? [Ben Samuel]

Playing by the bible rule book of Judges I presume

Bad Boy Dennis.

11/07/15
3:04pm

comment on caption:
I'd like Jesus to go in goal as he's a saviour. Moses up front as he can split open the defence.
Judas will be on the rival team the turncoat.
God will be manager, but it may be a bit awkward as he will always pick his son to play. [Ben Samuel]

...and the concrete one with glass in.

Michael Winner

15/07/15
9:59pm

comment on caption:
It appears to be missing the sea urchin ring bleeder. [Ben Samuel]

Not mine, but 20:16:20 may deserve a mention.

James Lennox

05/09/23
9:23pm

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Interesting, both captions use the same theme but understandably are not the same.

Like with the language checker, it's only if something is a carbon copy that a place is "taken" (even if you've not seen it and think you got there first until you get stopped) which I prefer because it allows creativity to be more open. The purpose is all in the presentation.

Glyn Evans

06/09/23
9:46am

comment on caption:
The year is 2050, the Blair Witch Project cast are still missing, but new photographic evidence has been found [Ben Samuel]

Awww.

[anon]

15/10/23
5:53pm

comment on caption:
Her: “I only like men who are good listeners”

Me: … [Ben Samuel]