I asked them if they wanted decking in their hallway

11/07/12 20:21:55

Vandolls

12/07/12 20:06:57

Red Hot Chilli Pipers

18/02/13 20:56:40

Can you Findus a real horse?

07/02/13 20:03:53

20 feet to the gallon

26/12/12 12:04:32

Trannies-Atlantic Airways

08/08/12 11:06:47

Finally a growth in the housing market

09/02/13 12:24:50

At least he Gotham to their destination

26/01/13 12:08:02

Thrill sikh-ers

03/01/13 12:35:40

This stunt was a real Triumph

04/01/13 12:08:48

4 meal drive

31/07/12 20:02:41

Through the wookie glass

10/01/13 12:58:17

"Houston, we have a drinking problem"

23/12/12 20:03:54

All trains are delayed, it's the wrong kind of girl

07/06/12 20:29:24

Whore-tea-culture

23/02/13 8:42:04

lol

The Hairy Bikers

28/01/13 12:03:41

Guns n Poses

16/01/13 12:32:24

I rest my case

16/01/13 8:05:39

Are these kids being asphalted??

09/01/13 12:42:01

Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror.

I asked "How the hell did you do that"?

"The car rolled on it".

12/06/12 21:49:10

Cock, shock and 2 choking Carols

29/01/13 20:14:42

creative

Win-doll-ene

17/01/13 20:01:07

Sprawlway

11/07/12 20:23:36

The Darling Buddhas of May

21/06/12 11:48:27

"I've got a clamp in my leg!"

26/12/12 12:08:59

"Emma, I think I have thrush"

"That's not thrush Amy, that's a pigeon"

02/07/12 20:13:20

...and the beer of the day is soup

25/06/12 20:03:31

Holiday on Ice

30/04/12 20:55:06

Just out of the picture, as always, is a Reliant Robin

26/01/13 12:06:16

Fred at his daily spinning class

14/01/13 8:02:12

Wash and grow

04/01/13 9:25:18

Jeremy Clarkson's back garden

21/07/12 20:12:22

Don't you hate it when you get a fly in the bedroom

14/07/12 11:53:14

Vannequins

12/07/12 20:07:58

Rug munchers

11/07/12 20:24:32

A typical hillwilly

06/07/12 11:15:40

Simply Red fan club

30/06/12 11:01:42

Chucky is attic again

29/06/12 20:00:46

Don't make me pope a cap in your ass

13/06/12 11:05:36

The RCMP had lost their horses to Tesco

07/02/13 20:01:34

Reporter: "I have a way of solving gun crime in America."

Obama: "How"

21/01/13 20:13:20

Jack liked to be close to his fans

14/01/13 8:01:08

Squirrex

13/01/13 12:03:24

The Artful (salad) Dodger

07/01/13 20:14:29

The Modern Lisa

25/12/12 8:00:44

Lisa was very tired so she sat down knowing she'd soon drop off.

20/08/12 12:13:12

It's tough finding work, I'm on the doll

13/07/12 20:27:59

The Van Wrapp family

12/07/12 20:09:24

The shops are just to dye four

30/06/12 11:03:23

I said put the car on the market, not the market on the car!

13/06/12 20:12:50