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Captions	35	2	4	#30	2	4	#32	432	1085	#110
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Comments	3							79
Forum Posts								25

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Photos	2	#12			7	#117
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	Putting the brat among the pigeons. 20/05/12 11:40:40	4

	Entry position. 17/05/12 12:25:09	4

	The Bubba of Suburbia. 16/05/12 12:28:37	4

	You're under a vest. 16/05/12 11:58:36	4

	Whadda ewe lookin' hat. 03/05/12 22:12:20	4

	Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. 01/05/12 20:49:54	6 4

	Andy Murray is determined that this year he will come first. 01/05/12 20:30:13	4

	With no body to help, Janet had to accept this time it was curtains. 25/04/12 20:00:55	4

	Car boot fail. 23/04/12 11:00:34	4

	Freak of nature. 02/08/12 11:02:18	3

	You're the Devil in de pies. 18/07/12 20:00:34	3

	Feels on wheels. 13/07/12 20:04:53	3

	I refuse to take this shit lying down. 09/07/12 20:00:57	1 3

	It's fairly accurate, but I think there's a double Gloucester. 03/07/12 11:11:40	3

	I think we're ready to float the company now. 28/06/12 11:00:16	3

	What a dive. 20/06/12 11:00:14	3

	Tarmacavity. 19/06/12 11:00:16	3

	Two faced. 17/06/12 20:00:11	3

	Ralph nervously began to suspect he had hitched a lift with a serial filler. 13/06/12 20:06:02	3

	Holy shit! 13/06/12 11:00:14	3

	Jane regretted allowing the captain to show her the ropes. 12/06/12 11:00:48	3

	Bonjour! Ca va! Quick - call the vet. Horace has that annoying frog in his throat again. 07/06/12 11:21:33	3

	"Keep smilin' 'til I take the photo, Sarge, then you can kick the crap out of her." 17/05/12 20:07:08	3

	When the advert said "For Sale - Dingy" I assumed it was a typo. 16/05/12 20:01:43	2 3

	Did Donald trump? 15/05/12 21:30:49	3

	"Did you burst your ball?" "No, my eyes always bulge like this." 13/05/12 12:19:16	3

	Three cokes, two Fantas and a Sprite...shoplifting is so easy in this outfit. 12/05/12 22:04:16	3

	Donald Trump cites his reason for divorcing Ivana. 08/05/12 21:17:26	3

	World's first robotic owl is a failure - experts say it will never take off. 04/05/12 22:59:39	3

	Sexual equality has yet to reach Lilliput. 24/04/12 11:00:57	3

	Man chest her 19/04/12 11:51:30	3

	Lucy’s evil plan to reprogram the AI nanny and dispose of her detested baby brother was working perfectly. 01/04/24 22:30:51	1

last comments (total: 27)

Colostomy bags are attached to the front, I know, not because I've got one but because I'm a nurse.

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

02/05/12
1:00pm

comment on caption:
Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. [Linda Drury]

Ahhh sorry my mistake, I just presumed!

Lyarna Manley

02/05/12
1:04pm

comment on caption:
Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. [Linda Drury]

A stoma attaches directly to the bowel and is worn on the front of the abdomen.

Lisa Nelson

02/05/12
4:16pm

comment on caption:
Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. [Linda Drury]

Stupid arse Lyarna. wink

Dan Dan

02/05/12
9:40pm

comment on caption:
Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. [Linda Drury]

Haha blonde by hair dye, blonde by nature. I only ever changed catheters at the old folks home I used to work, thankfully never came across a colostomy bag! At least I got the votes rolling on this one, it's well deserved x

Lyarna Manley

02/05/12
10:49pm

comment on caption:
Although he was enjoying the game, Mike realised he would soon have to go and empty his novelty colostomy bag. [Linda Drury]

Nice one, but I think that 'Dingy' works well on its own. Either way, I'm in with a vote.

Michael Winner

16/05/12
9:11pm

comment on caption:
When the advert said "For Sale - Dingy" I assumed it was a typo. [Linda D]

I originally wrote it as just 'Dingy' then dithered about it. Wasn't sure if people would get it. Oh me of little faith.

I think I prefer it as just one word too.

Thanks for the votes though.

(caption author)

17/05/12
12:23pm

comment on caption:
When the advert said "For Sale - Dingy" I assumed it was a typo. [Linda D]

Lol xD

Lyarna Manley

07/06/12
11:45am

comment on caption:
Have you had an accident at work that wasn't your fault?
I was told to feed this ravenous alligator whilst smeared in raw chicken.
Injury Lawyers 4U got me £24 compensation.
[Linda D]