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Chris Brooks

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Next week 13-19 May is childrens heart week, for many like ourselves CHweek is a 52 week a year experience. My daughter now 3 was born with a congenital heart defect and although at this stage is unable to have a full repair the amazing work of doctors and surgeons have allowed her to have as near normal life as possible.She has had 2 open heart operations already and with a 3rd due sooner rather than later.We feel so lucky having our daughter responding so well to the work they do as too many friends we have made whilst in hospital have not had the pleasure of taking their child home and seeing their child grow.Although we are not at the stage where a transplant is needed so many are.Organ donation at a difficult time is the most amazing gift anyone can give ...Well best get on little one wants to play has no one told her that she not ment to have this much energy.

Town/City: Oldham

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Hawaii Fido.

07/08/12 11:07:52

Screen Saviour.

07/07/12 20:53:13

The sat nav looked a lot smaller in the advert.

09/06/12 11:08:42

creative x4

"No love when we have a clash of shirts you are the one who has to change because you are the one playing away."

24/03/13 20:09:45

I like the way this plays on the football level and could also suggest an affair. Definately worth a point each. --John Glover

The Agoraphobic Society take a vote to decide if they need a bigger venue for their next meeting.

14/11/12 12:35:35

parrot fashion.

30/06/12 11:00:58

6 hours watching the cricket and still nothing had happened.

25/05/12 11:00:41

"Did you remember to pick her up from the nursery ?"

14/05/12 11:34:57

Planet of the OAPS.

10/11/12 12:04:51

"Dad why were you doing that with mummy and your best mate?"
"Well i am bi son."

23/08/12 12:00:57

First a fence warning.

14/05/12 20:00:58

7up

05/03/12 11:02:21

Frosty the snowman wished he hadn't bought the heated cushions.

05/12/12 20:07:27

"I've told you hundreds and thousands of times to shave."

18/10/12 8:02:59

Pilot episode.

10/07/12 11:01:32

Horticulture club.

15/06/12 11:04:20

We bought this site fully furnaced.

22/05/12 20:01:18

Proof that we are not a car-nation.

03/05/13 8:04:53

"Bloody hell Doris you said the kids were asleep."

22/04/13 20:21:36

"It could be worse, last time I had a log fall on my head."

28/02/13 20:11:19

''Thats what you get for standing under me when i was making a stool'' --Isla gray

Concrete jungle.

09/02/13 12:19:02

"3 turns to the left; 2 to the right; 3 more to the left; 1 more left..."
"Is that the combination then?"
"No I'm trying to direct the wife to drive around it ."

04/12/12 8:29:48

Comet suspend trading.

10/11/12 8:19:02

"You were stopped sir because we believe you are driving with false plates."

04/10/12 12:09:18

"Honestly I thought it was a single yellow line, I always see double after I've had a few pints."

22/09/12 8:18:27

"I'll tell you all about it Julie but first I need get this bloody pubic hair out from between my teeth ."

20/09/12 12:27:43

Sand witches.

17/08/12 12:00:17

In the rhin-o duty.

19/07/12 20:08:01

"In my lycra outfit I am the greatest superhero ever, although I may be stretching it a bit."

30/05/12 12:15:59

The salesman did say it would be a bird magnet.

19/05/12 20:00:36

Hitchhikers ride to the casualty.

10/05/13 12:12:14

Hi Oli, for captions that makes you chuckle out loud you can give them extra votes by using the supervote button at the top right. "Creative" gives it one extra vote and "LOL" give it two.

You can see your supervote quota on your pr... --Mr Blonde

creative

Police display photo fit of bank robber suspect thanks to the help of 2 eye witness reports.

03/03/13 20:17:45

After years of searching and 21,000 wardrobes Edmund could still not find his way back to Narnia.

06/12/12 8:25:57

"Hey you cut me up you stupid punt."

14/11/12 8:14:06

Your plaice or mine.

24/05/12 11:00:18

Cloudier shiffon.

25/04/12 20:03:40

Take that look off your face.

08/03/12 11:04:59

lol

We all live with a Yellow sub-Maureen.

03/05/13 20:30:19

Which is the best kind of Maureen. --Michael Winner

"This could all have been avoided with 1 simple Valentines card."

14/02/13 20:16:48

Tide waits for Norman.

20/12/12 12:06:02

"Waiter, there's a guy in my soup."

14/12/12 20:13:07

"Call the police, It's a massage in a brothel."

16/10/12 12:11:38

Beachy head.

16/08/12 12:09:59

Vowel movement.

14/08/12 8:52:35

"We love being ventriloquist dummies."
"Speak for yourself."

22/06/12 11:28:31

"Don't pick at your food."

10/05/12 20:00:54

Joe 90 a day .

07/05/12 20:08:23

"Excuse me miss is this seat taken?"

23/02/12 11:12:01

someones taken the mickey

10/02/12 11:21:14

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An old classic from silent caption.me

Wed 8:01:55

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Mr Blonde

Sunday
12:14pm

comment on caption:
Hitchhikers ride to the casualty. [Chris Brooks]

Very good - actually chuckled out loud smilie face

Oli Blackwell

Sunday
12:06pm

comment on caption:
Hitchhikers ride to the casualty. [Chris Brooks]

This caption would fit with this photo too.

http://www.caption.me/213925

Mr Blonde

Sunday
11:49am

comment on caption:
"Hands up all those who would rather donate their sperm alone in a private cubicle " [Chris Brooks]

*snigger* Little do they know, but I'm already wearing one...

Michael Winner

10/05/13
10:24am

comment on caption:
Michael Winner regretted his promise to wear a mankini if we all started to vote. [Chris Brooks]

Ouch! That was almost punful :)

Michael Winner

09/05/13
4:34pm

comment on caption:
Mankini live by Fred alone. [Chris Brooks]

Which is the best kind of Maureen.

Michael Winner

04/05/13
12:07am

comment on caption:
We all live with a Yellow sub-Maureen. [Chris Brooks]

U-bend.

Mr Blonde

21/04/13
7:42pm

comment on caption:
U bend. [Chris Brooks]

Is that you again, John?

Michael Winner

21/04/13
7:30pm

comment on caption:
U bend. [Chris Brooks]

If you cut off the 'I'm sorry" line, this would be a great caption

Michael Winner

17/04/13
9:21am

comment on caption:
"What's that Sidney, John and Mary have fallen down the well just off swamp valley Road and the tide is coming in causing flooding and we only have 5 minutes before the water will be above their heads if we don't rescue them through the old mine shaft off Coalbridge Road...."

[Chris Brooks]

I never jump when a caption gets duplicated because mistakes happen we can all miss something in a list and the odd vote here or there is no big deal . I'm happy to confirm that i havent edited a caption if someone believes it may have done but when I have stated that I did an orginal caption and someone ignores mine and votes for the later "duplicate" which are sat together in a list after I state that then I do get offended as would suggest they don't believe me and that i am lieing... being duplicated and votes don't offend me being called a liar does.

(caption author)

28/03/13
7:37am

comment on caption:
Sid had to take the bike because he couldn't make is-car-go. [Chris Brooks]

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