Never have sex in a cornfield, it goes against the grain.

05/01/12 13:34:44

For Sale: One careful owner. Two really bad ones!

12/06/12 20:22:00

Ah, the old superglue-on-the-lamp-post gag, it never fails.

24/12/11 16:55:29

I thought this was a 'No-Fly' Zone?

21/12/11 7:57:58

Well I'm no expert, but it think it may be from an ostrich.

15/01/12 20:17:59

Why you should never take suites from a stranger.

19/12/11 8:16:45

Dish of the day ...and yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that and...

03/12/11 11:08:16

No, I was here first!

05/09/12 19:48:39

I was just hedging my Betsy

14/06/12 21:32:08

'My auntie is my mum's sister.' Well that's the 'Theory of Relativity' homework done.

27/01/12 10:21:01

No one move, this is a stick up!

18/01/12 21:43:46

Doctor, everytime I stand on my bed I get a pane in my head.

21/12/11 13:26:21

Cordon Blurgggggh!

11/12/11 15:57:29

Cristobal was not one of the more dynamic Transformers.

07/12/11 20:49:48

The Foot Fetish party is well underway downstairs.

07/12/11 13:33:35

New Low budget 'Batman' film goes into production.

05/12/11 13:37:54

Running Common Tree

21/09/12 0:47:48

Fred always likes to read when he is down in the dumps.

17/06/12 0:45:12

That's the last time I take you to a car boot sale

13/06/12 21:16:08

Beach Wally Ball

09/12/11 12:32:26

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's... A T-Shirt!

06/12/11 20:59:26

Trauma, Traume!

12/09/12 22:12:38

I told you this road was used as a rat run.

31/08/12 22:30:13

I always come this way!

13/07/12 21:17:44

I get by with a little help from my vend.

16/06/12 17:04:33

Your money or a printed receipt please,

14/10/12 11:42:02

Pistol Dawn

04/10/12 20:38:14

Bareback Moaning!

20/09/12 17:56:36

Fill 'em up please!

15/07/12 17:11:33

A pair of slippers.

14/07/12 11:20:52

So you wanna be a boxer.

04/07/12 8:13:10

Who the Hoop?

29/06/12 11:06:34

And the 'Smelliest Feet of 2012' competition gets under way.

29/06/12 8:35:29

Help, I'm being attacked by a Glugger!

20/06/12 18:12:18

She was in two minds as to whether she should go back to that plastic surgeon again.

18/06/12 8:28:12

Phasers set to scrub

17/06/12 11:09:55

Pope gun

13/06/12 13:32:16