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	Ma's Attacks 11/06/12 20:06:26	2 18

	Frogs porn 09/04/12 11:00:55	9 18

	JewTube 07/07/12 20:03:42	1 16

	The oldest swinger in town. 24/06/12 20:55:09	16

	The Krapton Factor 11/07/12 11:08:57	15

	A soft target 10/08/12 20:05:01	14

	"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" 23/06/12 12:20:40	7 14

	After three similar robberies in the area, Police were starting to see a pattern. 10/08/12 20:04:31	13

	Cant you do that in Privit. 08/07/12 20:03:40	13

	Lynn in curtains. 25/04/12 20:12:12	13

	A Freak Accident 14/07/12 20:39:05	11

	Arctic circle 19/02/12 20:12:36	2 11

	Wall Street Splash. 28/06/12 12:03:47	10

	The 40 year old Virgil. 20/06/12 20:00:21	10

	The Valet of the shadow of death. 27/03/12 20:39:06	10

	Harold Lloyds bank 28/01/12 17:32:16	3 10

	His mother said he was a difficult delivery. 03/07/12 22:01:55	9

	Neighbourhood Witch. 20/05/12 20:08:47	9

	Satin worshipers. 20/04/12 12:30:54	9

	Its true. Womens cycles do come together once a month. 28/02/12 11:09:07	2 9

	Try as he might he just couldn't get it to Turnover. 16/02/12 20:07:18	9

	Its The Muffin Show 18/07/12 20:00:38	8

	Triple jump 06/07/12 20:16:50	8

	Blazing Saddles. 26/05/12 21:07:14	8

	Cruise Control 16/05/12 20:03:29	8

	"No John! I said you should masticate more thoroughly." 02/05/12 12:42:49	8

	More taste, less speed. 16/04/12 13:56:10	8

	"I akst you to bring da posse bro', not da posey!" 04/04/12 20:36:00	9 8

	Even though the lift operator was really creepy, I couldn't take the stares. 27/03/12 22:26:54	8

	Plasti-scene 01/03/12 20:31:52	1 8

	Marco!.... 30/09/12 21:29:47	7

	She is my Great Ant. 21/04/12 20:16:48	7

	Thumpers' cousin - Slammer 05/04/12 20:07:27	7

	House clearance 20/02/12 12:46:44	7

	Ash Blonde 12/02/12 20:16:35	7

	Booty sale 24/09/12 12:01:09	6

	Just show him you're cross. 06/08/12 21:06:38	6

	"....the batsman's Willy..." 03/08/12 20:09:14	9 6

	BreakFaust 01/08/12 21:25:06	6

	Fast food 31/07/12 20:03:06	6

	One of these cakes is not like the other one of these cakes aint kind of the same can you guess which cake is doing his own thing .....Its time to play our game. 18/07/12 20:02:35	6

	A new poster on Twitter. 13/07/12 11:01:26	6

	Our Father who art on FaceBook, Amazon be thy name. Thy Kindle come, thy Wiki be done On Google earth as it is on YouTube Give us this day our daily Groupon But Deliver us our Ebay For thine is the Kindle, the email and the Gumtree Forever and ever ASOS. 07/07/12 20:10:39	1 6

	"I took this photo to Show Lynn." 21/06/12 11:32:46	6

	Hot Wheels. 26/05/12 21:21:01	6

	"Shit!" Ghost Rider exclaimed. 26/05/12 21:10:11	2 6

	Have you tried Veet for Men? 23/05/12 14:02:24	6

	Crate Expectations 06/05/12 11:16:00	6

	Birds eye view. 02/04/12 20:20:00	6

	We are sure to find a priest in here. 22/03/12 20:08:07	6

	They called him a shirt-lifter but he was just bike-curious. 16/03/12 20:41:48	6

	Ken was only interested in her melons. 01/03/12 21:24:13	6

	He tried to commit suicider. 24/02/12 12:21:35	6

	Its amazing just how much you can cram into a wheelie bin. 20/02/12 12:21:32	6

	FrosTed 15/02/12 20:07:59	6

	"You've got a little something on your chin" 01/02/12 20:08:10	6

	Food Additive 19/01/12 17:02:57	6

	High Street Musical 03/10/12 20:57:23	5

	Water Chestnuts. 28/08/12 12:20:34	5

	Big fat gypsy sundial 21/07/12 20:04:57	5

	Phones 4 Eeww 14/07/12 22:20:22	5

	I wish I hadn't lent Moses my Tablet. 07/07/12 20:56:19	3 5

	Leap it in the family 06/07/12 20:08:30	5

	Cleanliness is next to Codliness. 02/07/12 15:11:14	5

	Oliver Twist 26/06/12 21:02:30	5

	"...and I am a P.C." 21/06/12 20:02:59	5

	A locost day out. 25/05/12 11:11:32	5

	Nice 2-Stroke. 21/05/12 20:14:11	5

	What he lacked in conversation he made up for in mashed potato. 18/05/12 19:33:51	2 5

	He's a Border Terrier. 14/05/12 20:15:51	5

	Broke bike mounting 05/05/12 22:11:19	5

	"Where Dubai one of these?" 29/04/12 11:13:02	5

	Captain Yossarian v The Health & safety officer. 25/02/12 12:11:28	5 5

	Two Go-nad in Dorset 22/02/12 17:13:36	5

	Blue collar workers 24/01/12 13:13:33	5

	Costa Concord-ia 23/01/12 20:42:28	5

	Auto-mobile 28/09/12 20:29:49	4

	"But I thought the vacancy was in a 'sweet' shop." 26/09/12 12:51:58	4

	Pool your racehorses. 28/08/12 15:09:22	4

	Give me your PIN 10/08/12 20:00:26	4

	Phil harm Monica Nod to 11.01.14 17/07/12 11:06:51	4

	OMG! 07/07/12 20:03:10	1 4

	Shredded Pete 23/06/12 20:46:52	4

	"I wish he could throw his breath as well" 22/06/12 21:20:51	4

	Toad-piary 15/06/12 14:32:22	4

	Builders crack. 10/06/12 18:19:17	4

	Surf Bored. 26/05/12 11:31:31	4

	After using Veet for Men be sure to rinse thoroughly. 18/05/12 20:24:44	6 4

	"Get your Pips out for the lads." 13/05/12 20:20:53	4

	A compote heap 13/05/12 20:11:51	4

	Mount Averest. 30/04/12 20:45:25	4

	"DWAYNE DIBBLEY!!!" 25/04/12 15:02:11	1 4

	Bloody posh students! When he said he could sort us some smoke I was expecting something a bit stronger than Hickory. 11/04/12 22:43:56	4

	"Yikes! Scooby Doo, Where are you?" 08/04/12 11:20:55	4

	"And in at Number 1, The Gorrilaz" 06/04/12 20:03:24	4

	When the doctor refused to fit Dennis with a gastric band, he did the next best thing and swallowed a life preserver. 06/04/12 19:43:50	4

	80 days later and Willy Fogg still hasn't reached the petrol forecourt. 01/04/12 21:20:06	4

	As he got older, rock and roll gave way to sausage roll. 31/03/12 11:05:09	4

	Dead and Breakfast 27/03/12 21:40:03	4

	This is the story of the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in the dyke.... 26/03/12 20:30:50	4

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last comments (total: 77)

and we'll give you the rear for free.

Good caption.

General Zod

23/06/12
10:50pm

comment on caption:
"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" [Lisa Nelson]

I would remove the "get", didn't notice it even after reading it loads of times, really liked the caption though!

Cath Jones

23/06/12
11:18pm

comment on caption:
"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" [Lisa Nelson]

"we will give you get"?

Chris Beach

(admin)

24/06/12
11:34am

comment on caption:
"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" [Lisa Nelson]

thanks for your help guys x

(caption author)

24/06/12
12:36pm

comment on caption:
"Buy your front windows and we will give you the rear FREE" [Lisa Nelson]

I always thought it was not for prophet.

[anon]

07/07/12
8:22pm

comment on caption:
JewTube [Lisa Nelson]

Forgive them for they know not what they do.

John Glover

07/07/12
8:25pm

comment on caption:
OMG! [Lisa Nelson]

Have voted because I think the tablet reference is very good. Can't help thinking it could be made even better though. Something like "Wish I hadn't lent Moses my tablet." (bonus lent reference into the bargain).

I won't be offended if you want to leave it a while to see if it picks up any votes and change it later to anything around the 'tablet' theme.