Unimpressed with his car's performance, Jamie had a turbot fitted.

17/12/12 8:29:45

It was in the winter of discount tent

19/05/12 8:20:32

Tony wanted to go to the doctors about his condition but they said they couldn't see him.

28/08/11 13:40:38

The Prodigy Son

03/03/13 8:29:12

Bob and Charlie vowed never to ask Chris Rea for directions again.

15/01/13 15:32:45

Icarus needed a bit of Dutch courage before trying out the new wings his dad had made for him.

12/05/12 12:06:51

Evidence of lunar Rover

09/01/13 8:01:11

John had lost his marbles.

01/07/12 11:48:20

Customers browse the Allah Carte menu

13/05/12 9:34:44

It was clear that the Met Police hadn't put much effort into their float for this year's Nottinghill Carnival.

25/08/11 16:13:23

Grow your Owen

06/01/13 15:05:03

Tom loved fancy dressage parties

03/06/12 10:59:21

Canter man get any privacy?

03/06/12 7:56:25

John wished he hadn't fouled the dentist and optometrist in the previous match.

13/05/12 15:26:14

Transcending religion, culture and international boundaries, the need for a kebab at the end of a boozy night out.

13/05/12 8:11:06

John realized his ticket was off-beak only.

10/05/12 14:44:38

Desperate Dan wishes he hadn't eaten so many cow pies

22/01/12 8:46:22

John was quite pleased with his new 3D printer

19/01/12 11:51:56

Finally seen, the elusive Cardinal, who is in charge of making the smoke black or white

03/03/13 8:23:22

Flopsy Nightingale

18/02/13 15:49:01

Council buys second hand street light

13/01/13 8:03:36

"Don't be scared, Bubbles, this is the ninth time you've done this"

12/01/13 14:14:23

Calling a traffic warden a pleb was a really bad idea !

18/12/12 7:08:33

Some people are always fishing for compliments

01/05/12 14:01:12

"Because you're worth it" said Lorry Al.

21/01/12 7:47:26

Fortunately for the owner of the broken-down Porsche, Tom was a member of the AA

10/01/12 11:29:52

As he approached 30, Tom wanted to wash his birthday suit

09/01/12 12:35:13

Britain reveals its £5 billion Olympic Garden project

01/01/12 14:56:36

Daffy tries to convince Minnie that joining the mile-high club is something to be proud of.

11/09/11 8:18:37

Although he also wanted a baby, Andy wished Jen had left the ovulation calculator at home just this once.

28/08/11 8:22:52

Joker appears in new Vatman film

03/03/13 8:16:19

Papal vacancy taken by Kiss member

03/03/13 8:02:29

Measuring the speed of light was proving a bit more tricky than Nigel had anticipated.

13/01/13 9:14:14

Channel Surfing

08/01/13 8:11:47

Jan had to counterbalance the yacht because Terry was a bit on the portly side

18/12/12 9:09:43

Mike and Linda had an anchored relationship

18/12/12 8:18:04

Liz really needed a fly screen for the back door

29/07/12 12:25:32

Unable to agree on what they wanted, there was on a conflict in the Middle Feast.

13/05/12 7:23:00

A1 for the road

12/05/12 12:11:15

Mr Punch and Judy go over their lines one more time before their début performance.

06/05/12 15:15:12

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest, the other landed on it.

01/05/12 17:40:34

Noah wished he'd never used MDF for his ark.

01/05/12 14:00:07

When Lottery winner Mark met Jenny for the first time, he was a bit worried that she was a gold-digger.

21/01/12 8:06:55

At the age of 12, it was customary for Roman boys to be shown where they were conceived.

15/01/12 8:45:48

As Jenny looked down, she couldn't help but ask Rolf if he knew what it was yet.

09/01/12 15:22:02

I'll certainly buy those crackers again next Christmas

01/01/12 15:33:26

It was clear that Andy had enjoyed the trip of his life

11/09/11 7:30:03

Passengers said their flight had been just Plain Crazy

11/09/11 7:25:58

A lot of Americans ask themselves why it had to be Christopher Cumulonimbus

08/09/11 15:08:51

So that's where the SatNav voice comes from

02/09/11 11:05:40