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Dan Dan

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Unfortunately my Wife was taken ill a couple of weeks ago, so I'm having to have a caption break for a while, but she's getting better and I'll be back captioning very soon wink

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lol

After watching their team lose again, the crowd turned ugly.

07/02/13 12:08:07

or else they're just Man U fans --Tosser Wivlov

The new Paralympic torch.

02/09/12 12:03:49

Spagyetti.

12/11/12 12:00:09

£100
WINNER

"You got a light?"..."I am the light Baby."

11/11/12 20:03:59

"I found them on Gumtree."

05/04/13 8:00:08

45 Degrees and he's wearing a jumper.

27/11/12 20:01:31

65 Million years B.T.

23/11/12 12:11:12

Life's a beach...And then you die.

16/07/12 20:12:26

"Quick....Someone call 99."

12/07/12 11:00:11

This painting needs hairbrushing.

05/04/12 11:13:21

Spray Tan.

24/09/12 8:00:10

♫ Strawberry yields for Trevor. ♫

06/09/12 20:00:09

lol

Unfortunately, Simon melted 5 minutes later when a gritter came racing past him.

26/03/13 8:13:51

creative

Gun fight at the OK L'oreal.

16/01/13 12:30:13

"Fucking Flies."

15/01/13 20:07:06

"I've used sunbeds all my life and they've never done me any harm." Said Stacey, 19 from Birmingham.

30/09/12 12:00:09

Don't you just hate it when you're stuck behind a slow couch.

01/09/12 20:00:08

Lost Property.

20/02/12 11:00:19

"But before you choose....Here's our Graham with a quick reminder."

04/06/12 21:19:53

Every Sunday the wife does a car boot tale.

19/03/12 20:00:31

Mate Tricks.

06/01/12 11:43:01

The tranny's in for a service.

23/10/11 20:01:58

"We're gonna need a bigger catapult."

30/03/13 20:02:31

Dave came 1st in the fancy dress competition...The jammy c**t.

22/03/13 20:01:38

Oh my God! Brilliant. --Michael Monkhouse

Gran Theft Auto.

12/03/13 12:00:10

"OK, I've hit the space bar, now what..."

21/12/12 8:00:10

"Take it back, I wanted a full English."

14/12/12 20:10:24

Ever since I won the lotto last year, a lot of old faces have been coming out of the woodwork.

07/12/12 8:26:18

Pea-kaboo.

09/11/12 20:03:34

We dry any car.com.

28/09/12 20:00:10

"Isn't the weather lovely in Dune?"

16/08/12 12:00:34

"I think I've been stitched up."

10/08/12 20:00:08

♬ I'm a fire farter, A twisted fire farter. ♬

12/02/13 20:00:57

Tonight, Eric is going out with his blind date, and to be fair, it's a bloody good job she is.

10/01/13 12:19:47

"Jeffery, please, for the love of God, free my nipple from this horrid contraption."

27/12/12 20:00:09

Toyture Chamber.

26/10/12 8:00:23

"Say Wheeze."

15/09/12 20:07:35

"Shit!...Who's moved the swimming pool?"

06/07/12 20:05:19

Ben couldn't wait to get home and batter his Sausage.

24/05/12 11:00:08

Marge Simpson was never any good at photography.

10/04/12 20:00:17

Emma was trying to Kick the habit.

21/01/12 11:23:20

"Forgive us Father for we have Skinned."

24/03/13 12:42:10

Miss Fire.

15/02/13 8:00:11

Never trust a cannon ball --Tosser Wivlov

Creche Test Dummy.

17/01/13 20:00:09

"Had an accident that weren't your vault?"

04/12/12 8:35:39

"Here's Johnny."

31/10/12 12:00:21

Scare Dryer.

04/07/12 20:05:13

"We buy any core.com."

16/02/12 20:15:32

8 out of 10 cats prefer not to be shot up the arse with a pellet gun.

13/01/12 20:01:22

lol

"I'm new to this all this baby stuff...It's alien to me."

29/03/13 20:05:36

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I hate Basil Brush. I want to put a stick of dynamite in his mouth and another in his ass. Boom boom.

Michael Monkhouse

08/04/13
8:04am

comment on caption:
"Right, I'll give you a clue, 'BOOM BOOM'.

"Got it! Basil Brush." [Dan Dan]

There you go Ian wink

(caption author)

27/03/13
8:23pm

comment on caption:
"Donald where's your troosers?" [Dan Dan]

Better know in Scotland as "Donald where's your troosers."..but here's a vote for being close.

Ian Mclaren

27/03/13
8:15pm

comment on caption:
"Donald where's your troosers?" [Dan Dan]

As much as we all like a vote it does make the voting a farce and anyone with a single legitimate vote gets lost back in the pack and those who post after the mad spree have no chance lost at the bottom of a page,the sooner he gets thrown out the better for me.

[anon]

27/03/13
5:02pm