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	This Week				Last Week			All Time
	Quota	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank	Added	Score	Rank
Captions	37	1	2	#28	7	10	#29	1569	1221	#102
Photos			1	#6				17	17	#18
Comments	20	1	1	#11				152	28	#86
Forum Posts		1						53
Suggested Edits

	This Week		Last Week		All Time
	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank	Voted	Rank
Captions	8	#26	38	#14	3694	#54
Photos					269	#47
Comments					8	#87
Forum Posts
Suggested Edits	1	#2			2	#10

captions comments received captioned photos

captions

	Proof that a baker invented the abacus 03/01/12 12:07:01	4

	In Scotland, to immitate a horse sound is neigh on impossible. 27/12/11 20:02:34	4

	A pane in the head 21/12/11 11:35:18	4

	At least she got airmiles 26/11/11 20:20:21	4

	It's the old Christmas light paradox. If 1 lamp blows then you're fucked. 18/11/11 0:46:44	4

	Be careful eating that with those parisites around. 23/10/11 12:16:18	4

	Their marriage may have been given the green light but doubts still remained over the choice of venue. 19/08/11 11:21:42	4

	I think we've got a tailwind. 17/08/11 21:07:58	4

	Soon we'll be out there deep sea driving. 17/08/11 12:11:46	4

	ProDUCKtion Line 05/07/11 11:59:19	4

	Yeah. I got them off that gumtree. 20/03/14 22:30:58	3

	The stig really does know how to throw a party. 01/12/13 11:51:14	3

	NOTICE: The Childrenswear section has been removed for legal reasons. 26/11/13 12:38:16	3

	I swear these cock eating bushtucker trials are just beyond ridiculous now. 19/11/13 23:27:44	3

	Well if it stops the vampires then it's a sacrifice I'm willing to take this Halloween. 11/11/13 13:30:40	3

	Fireman Sam Fransisco 10/11/13 1:23:31	3

	I'm just laying here enjoying the sun. How about you? SNAP! 02/07/13 8:12:01	3

	baaaaacode 15/06/13 17:48:00	3

	zzzzzzzzzz 15/06/13 17:47:02	3

	One wave follows another. 03/06/13 12:38:57	3

	creative And after this experience Bernard Matthews decided not to let the chickens roam free but to cage them up and mass produce them to teach their race for pulling his chair away. 30/05/13 10:59:37	3

	Even a Donkey struggles to kick the habit. 22/02/13 18:32:24	3

	In this era of charity they allow any old wuss to take the Army assault course now. 24/01/13 23:18:03	3

	So... Where's the big cheese around here? 31/08/12 20:02:36	3

	Bluetooth? No, I had them whitened. 14/07/12 21:10:24	3

	Captioneer walked 500 miles to get away from all animal related photos. 25/01/12 11:27:53	3

	This town ain't big enough for the 2 of us. Erm... Billy... That's your shadow. 21/01/12 20:01:59	3

	Lucy turned a ghastly white when she saw her funeral bill. 04/01/12 20:28:38	3

	... and Miss Partridge in a hair tree. 25/12/11 23:11:53	3

	If Catholic schools ran the scouts... 21/12/11 22:07:00	3

	"I found Tinkerbel!" "You're looking for Nemo you idiot." 24/11/11 13:51:06	3

	Tonight on "Who do you think you are?" Wayne Rooney goes back through the evolution of man. 24/11/11 1:24:49	3

	Apparantly someone buttered him up the wrong way. 20/11/11 12:00:58	3

	Floortography 19/11/11 11:00:21	3

	Cereal killer puts his foot right in it 16/11/11 11:40:08	3

	"I'm stuck here. Lost on my way to picadilly, Chantelle has left me becuase I watch that film about 2 girls and some beaker and she's gone off with that Chris Beach instead." "Cheer up. I think you've got in enough running jokes to at least get a like on caption.me" "Will it beat the dupe detector though?" 21/10/11 13:41:44	1 3

	I hope you're wet 20/09/11 11:12:21	3

	Your sex is on mire 27/08/11 11:05:18	3

	Ruff seas 09/06/11 12:41:16	3

	The Cameraman got a little side-tracked whilst filming the historical drama 05/05/11 17:27:39	3

	It’s been said that you only ever get one opportunity to make it in the hat business and I’m afraid he bottled it. 24/03/24 16:28:43	3

	Don't you look at me with that glazed expression 02/02/24 12:10:22	3

	I bought it on PVC 31/01/24 20:28:02	3

	You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. 28/01/24 20:55:01, edited: 28/01/24 23:45:51, suggested edits	3 3
There is no formal nod system, although sometimes people will comment something like “nod to 8:03” if they want to acknowledge an earlier caption that’s conceptually similar to their own. Kathleen - it’s inappropriate to use the suggested --Chris Beach
	Winner of 2 Golden Globes 24/01/24 12:24:54	3

	This sucks 16/01/24 8:01:24	3

	Dumboeing 747 15/01/24 18:49:01	3

	“Would you like to sign up to our store card: Jurassic Perks?” 15/01/24 7:23:36	3

	The deer can be masters of disguise when they want to be. For instance here, hidden among his fellow herd one young whippersnapper has hidden in a planter box, pretending to be a tree that has shed its leaves. 11/01/24 10:53:37	3

	Craziest thing happened last night. I had a random dream about being hypnotised by a giant marshmallow and having to play with fire until snapping out of it and eating the bugger. Woke up this morning in a sweat and I can’t find my pillow… 10/01/24 21:19:59	3

	“So you want me to sign you off work? Okay, what’s your occupation?” “Archery Instructor” 09/01/24 18:41:31	3

	How do you get a reliant robin to be worth £1m? Stick a kitchen in it, park it in central London and claim it’s a one bed apartment. Simple. 05/01/24 8:37:46	3

	Pour me a Mas-stiff one 16/12/23 8:03:52	3

	Bay had boasted about sleeping with 5 seals. When people realised she didn’t mean anything to do with the navy, the feat didn’t seem quite so impressive. 15/12/23 12:25:48	3

	Went out dancing last night. I ended up pulling a muscle. 08/09/22 18:27:47	3

	That's how he shows his Seal of Approval 18/03/18 13:04:27	3

	If you wait too long at those lifting exit bollards this is the result. 16/03/18 23:44:16	3

	Sorry, I was looking for "No Strings Attached" Sex. 18/04/15 20:58:13	3

	I told you we shouldn’t have moved to Pisa 04/04/24 8:07:44	2

	Trying to drive a Tuk-tuk through New Delhi at rush hour is just Gorilla warfare. 03/04/24 8:07:39	2

	“Yea I’ll help you in a minute darling. I just need to get a photo first as this will make a great caption competition.” 26/03/24 8:54:03	2

	So as you can see, I turn on the drill, the ball rolls down here, sounds this thing, hits that thing, sends that going, rolls down there and spins this to top the wine glass over. I get so excited I wet my plants. 25/03/24 23:38:52	2

	Rockstars trash the bedroom. Wok stars trash the kitchen. 25/03/24 17:09:17	2

	These tyres are getting hot. No wonder. The road is 90 degrees! 17/03/24 20:27:34, edited: 17/03/24 23:12:48	2

	RoleXL 27/02/24 8:14:07	2

	The Bear Obscenities 21/02/24 16:19:06	2

	Mans Breast Friend 02/02/24 12:07:50	2

	A failed early attempt at a flying car. 01/02/24 20:04:54	2

	Two for tea. Just Ewe and me. 22/01/24 20:20:49	2

	🎵We used to be CLAPTON doorsteps during the pandemic, Every man in a VAN, HALEN every medic. I used to be treated like a PRINCE or a KING, Now I’m underpaid and MAY give up this thing. I’m sick of being squeezed hard like a BERRY, Each pay-check SLASH, robbing every penny. There 24/7, at everyone’s BECK and call, I thought we’d turned a PAGE? but we really haven’t at all.🎵 17/01/24 9:12:13	2

	In the knight garden 15/01/24 8:15:09	2

	The green green grass of throne 13/01/24 10:27:23	2

	After the events of the previous week in the woods, Goldilocks had a new haircut and had been placed in the witness protection programme. 11/01/24 20:10:04	2

	Chris Mass and Hannah Carr are a great pair during the holidays despite their differing approaches to the season. 07/01/24 17:26:12	2

	Nobody ever did explain why the dog was called scissors because he wasn’t particularly sharp. 04/01/24 20:30:57	2

	I saw this for 50p in a charity shop. Cut price. Thought it was a snip. 04/01/24 20:29:34	2

	You think this was impressive you should have seen Chantelle’s Carafe-ro. 31/12/23 14:35:38	2

	The last time I had a sausage and a busch together I had my daughter 9 months later. 10/12/23 2:08:01	2

	"Are you going to put the tree up yourself Mary?" "That's a bit rude. I was thinking just in the living room." 01/12/23 17:27:38	2

	The petrol pump was just as shocked as everyone at its latest customer. 29/11/23 16:19:14	2

	You think this is impressive. You should see where I’ve put your Bratwurst… 29/11/23 16:12:23	2

	The padding is a bit bouncy 07/04/24 15:16:00	1

	I thought I could see an oasis but it was just a Phallusy 03/04/24 20:14:35	1

	And there ends the lesson on how painful it is to be a new mother. So next time I kick you in the balls for not doing your fair share, you have some context! 02/04/24 17:09:36	1

	Time to catch the Ghost train 21/03/24 23:20:00	1

	Pass the baton! These bacon baguettes won’t make themselves! 18/03/24 23:34:30	1

	There was an old cow who followed a chicken; It followed the chicken to catch the lady; It followed the lady to cross the road. I don't know why they crossed the road - That joke got old! 13/03/24 9:04:44	1

	There’s not 10,000 men in here… 06/03/24 21:53:30	1

	Rumour is that this is how the Blue Peter cats at one point got names Kari and Oke. 16/02/24 18:00:22	1

	Someone put a cross in! 14/02/24 16:11:36	1

	With special thanks to our chief designer: Granny Smith. 07/02/24 8:01:34	1

	It’s February and we’re still doing Christmas captions? Well it’s got a cat so technically in Caption.me terms it’s an evergreen photo. 05/02/24 8:13:13	1

	Pole dancing was much harder to practice at home back in the 60s 03/02/24 20:20:09	1

	Simple Cooking instructions: Baking tray. Small pricks. Put in over until juices escape. 02/02/24 20:59:29	1

	Just Why? 30/01/24 12:42:37	1

	Brickstown 27/01/24 8:36:18	1

	They go up so quickly! 19/01/24 10:14:26	1

	When I said I wanted to go to the bog this wasn’t what I meant! 18/01/24 21:37:45	1

	“Don’t you dare waste that popcorn! Have you seen the prices here! A mouse and a saucer of milk is £20!!!” 17/01/24 16:17:46, edited: 17/01/24 20:40:53	1

	You’ve heard of elf on a shelf? Well this is daft Ted on a Raft bed. 16/01/24 20:53:25	1

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last comments (total: 37)

...but that's not much consolation when I can't remember where I put my glasses.

Dave Bryan

30/12/23
8:47am

comment on caption:
I remember the time when everyone used to rush to see The Doors [James F]

I remember the time when The Doors used to see Rush.

Willie Johnson

31/12/23
11:24am

comment on caption:
I remember the time when everyone used to rush to see The Doors [James F]

Number 8 is definitely not scoring

Mr Dome

17/01/24
9:19pm

comment on caption:
Todays starting line up: 1. Ant 2. Ant 3. Ant 4. Ant 5. Ant 6. Ant 7. Ant 8. Antony 9. Ant 10. Ant 11. Ant [James F]

Where’s Dec

Julia Kinsey

17/01/24
9:52pm

comment on caption:
Todays starting line up: 1. Ant 2. Ant 3. Ant 4. Ant 5. Ant 6. Ant 7. Ant 8. Antony 9. Ant 10. Ant 11. Ant [James F]

What’s the nod system? It’s been 10yrs since I was a regular here and everything seems more complicated.
I haven’t read any comments so didn’t see your comment but I remember posting almost this exact same caption on a different photo 11 years ago in case you want to know the inspiration.

Can edit to say “nod to comment” if it avoids conflict. I’m here to just have a giggle and fun. Don’t want to have a situation where trying to do something to make me happy either makes someone else sad or just gives me anxiety that I’m annoying someone stepping on toes.

(caption author)

28/01/24
10:25pm

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

There is no formal nod system, although sometimes people will comment something like “nod to 8:03” if they want to acknowledge an earlier caption that’s conceptually similar to their own.

Kathleen - it’s inappropriate to use the suggested edits feature like this. For starters, when making a suggested edit, you should submit an improved caption - not a lengthy piece of feedback.

Secondly, it’s unfair to ask someone to give a nod to a comment, as not everyone reads the comments, and comments are not the right place to add captions.

Chris Beach

(admin)

29/01/24
7:52am

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

Ah that explains some of it at least.
I know I can stay anonymous here at least.
I was more confused than annoyed but yeah, there’s been a lot change while I’ve worked some of it out some of the others I just don’t have the time or energy to play any games, just turn up, read, laugh, vote, post my own and come back later.
Been having a good time the last few weeks since coming back and I’ve still got something given the voting numbers. I’m at a loss on finder points and comment quotas but it doesn’t really bother me.
It’s one of those things. I didn’t see the comment but after finding it and the timestamp the two were close enough for it to be a fair thought. As mentioned a caption I posted 11yrs ago was almost identical as this so it’s not an unlikely post, the comment may explain why it wasn’t already up there.
Either way, everything is fine on my part and as soon as voting ends I can chat more in the forum.

(caption author)

29/01/24
4:36pm

comment on caption:
You said you wanted some trousers that don't make your bum look big. Well Tah'dah. Nod to a comment somewhere below. [James F]

Lord of the Bath Rings

[anon]

25/03/24
8:17am