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Steve Fosbraey

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Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate.

14/10/11 20:29:44

It was not the first time Michael had taken Peter up the back passage.

30/04/12 11:00:10

£50
WINNER

I had to use my Homebase discount card to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning... I only got 10% off.

08/12/11 20:01:24

I asked these guys for directions... But I couldn't get a straight answer out of them.

30/04/12 11:01:07

Mother and baby are both in a stable condition.

23/12/11 20:48:49

The crowd turn ugly at the Superbowl.

25/10/11 11:02:03

Camel Tow.

29/04/12 11:00:06

8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers.

15/12/11 20:03:07

When painting outside Pablo always used three coats.

31/12/11 11:22:56

I'm not sure I approve of this photo... Too much saxon violence.

27/12/11 14:52:12

Carla worked out that her new shadow puppet theatre could make millions... But that's just a projected figure.

22/12/11 20:00:37

My garden is completely organic... insect aside.

20/12/11 20:00:27

Bay Watch.

18/12/11 12:55:22

This Saturday it's a Double Rollover!

04/12/11 20:00:23

Cat-nips in for a quick one.

28/10/11 20:06:57

Wild goose chase.

29/04/12 20:00:21

I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive.

22/01/12 11:04:36

Why did the tramp cross the road?
To get to the other Cider.

10/01/12 11:01:03

Nursery nurse

06/01/12 20:31:17

Ever since I had this new letter box put in all I seem to be getting are bills.

29/12/11 20:03:54

Tattoes.

17/12/11 20:00:17

Andy fought in many conflicts and survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now classed as a seasoned war veteran.

13/12/11 20:00:09

Just found this note on my windscreen, it read 'Parking Fine'... Its nice to get a compliment.

11/01/12 20:12:59

Living In Scotland, Rachel loved the summer... It was her favourite day of the year.

09/01/12 20:00:53

Toxic Waist

13/11/11 11:12:30

Proper Gander Exercise.

29/04/12 20:00:56

Police are investigating a recent increase in wheelchair thefts.

13/12/11 17:01:06

Bomb 'Shell'!

04/12/11 11:00:59

Beautifully prepared Ibuprofen, accompanied by delicately dispensed Diamorphine with a hint of perfectly prescribed Prozac. All artistically arranged on a platter served with glass of mineral water.... This isn't just any hospital, this is a BUPA hospital.

03/12/11 22:27:43

Download Complete.

06/10/11 12:11:53

Widespread panic as hundreds of captioneers go on the ram page.

03/05/12 20:25:11

Running low on fuel, this was the last resort.

23/01/12 20:09:51

Advertising Hoarding.

18/01/12 20:02:50

French Dressing

16/01/12 20:00:38

My girlfriend was forced into modeling by a French designer.

Pierre Pressure.

16/01/12 20:01:31

This pshycic was able to tell me my past, my present and my future... It was tense.

15/01/12 20:01:30

I haven't made a prediction in my life and I never will.

15/01/12 20:01:14

I found myself on top of this mosque and
thought to myself... "Hold on a minaret"

15/01/12 11:31:09

There has been 18 accidents at this roundabout this year?
Turns out its a vicious circle.

11/01/12 20:01:03

Animal puns are not funny in any neigh, sheep or farm.

10/01/12 20:01:28

I don't know why this dinner party is for land animals only... It serves no porpoise.

10/01/12 20:01:13

I passed this tramp waiting at a bus stop and thought to myself, If I were a bum I'd be home by now.

10/01/12 11:03:00

You may now high five the bride.

07/01/12 20:23:57

Marriage... Betting someone half your stuff that you will love them forever.

07/01/12 20:14:49

RSPB Duck Rescue Centre anonymous drop off point.

29/12/11 20:01:08

A gay marriage of convenience.

24/12/11 20:02:32

During my yoga class today my instructor told me he found me sexually attractive... Which kind of put me in an awkward position.

21/12/11 20:05:40

Water Features.

18/12/11 11:11:55

This morning my wife asked me "How would you like your eggs cooked darling"

"In silence" I replied.

11/12/11 11:00:24

The weather forecasters are rubbish, they said there would be eight inches of snow overnight...
When I looked out of the window this morning there was bloody miles of it!

08/12/11 20:00:40

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Vote #1000 wink

Guido van der Velden

27/01/12
2:45pm

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I was in the garden, wondering why the butterfly was moving from side to side as it came closer..... Then it hit me. [Steve Fosbraey]

;-)

Steve Fosbraey

23/01/12
8:19pm

comment on caption:
How Dutch is that moggy in the window?

( One for you Guido ;) ) [Steve Fosbraey]

I thought that was brilliant. Nothing worse than A- attitude : )

Martin Veith

22/01/12
3:24pm

comment on caption:
I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive. [Steve Fosbraey]

My son's a massive PG monkey fan...so yay :))

Shandonbelle

20/01/12
10:50pm

comment on caption:
These monkeys auditioned for the PG Tips adverts....

But it just wasn't their cup of tea. [Steve Fosbraey]

Nod to 8:04 :)

(caption author)

20/01/12
10:38pm

comment on caption:
These monkeys auditioned for the PG Tips adverts....

But it just wasn't their cup of tea. [Steve Fosbraey]

We had 2 good days one year.

Ian Skelding

09/01/12
10:17pm

comment on caption:
Living In Scotland, Rachel loved the summer... It was her favourite day of the year. [Steve Fosbraey]

'Splurgery' has to be the best word invented in 2012.

Michael Winner

08/01/12
8:28pm

comment on caption:
Cosmetic Splurgery. [Steve Fosbraey]

Love the caption, and yes at least 3, sometimes more :)

Pablo Cabello

07/01/12
1:49pm

comment on caption:
When painting outside Pablo always used three coats. [Steve Fosbraey]

Belated congratulations for a(nother) well-deserved win. Apart from their consistent excellence your captions nearly always bring a smile to my face, and for that I thank you.

Pablo Cabello

06/01/12
10:28pm

comment on caption:
I had to use my Homebase discount card to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning... I only got 10% off. [Steve Fosbraey]

I think this is better though and goes straight to the point (I'm not the author).

[anon]

06/01/12
9:04pm

comment on caption:
Nursery nurse [Steve Fosbraey]

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