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Steve Fosbraey
Age: 35, Status: Taken, Town/City: Sittingbourne
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£50 Every year Chantelle went on holiday with her flat mate. comments (total: 16) |
14/10/11 |
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£50 I had to use my Homebase discount card to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning... I only got 10% off. comments (total: 3)Hey, well done Steve:) Haven't been on here for a few days as we have visitors. Where's everyone else congratulating you?... Anyway, brilliant caption and well deserved and such high scores recently... we have an expert:) All the best for New Years hun x 26/12/11
08:54pm Thanks Puss, Got loads of congrats in private messages, hope you had a good christmas and have a happy new year yourself. :) 26/12/11
09:24pm Belated congratulations for a(nother) well-deserved win. Apart from their consistent excellence your captions nearly always bring a smile to my face, and for that I thank you. 06/01/12
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08/12/11 |
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Mother and baby are both in a stable condition. |
23/12/11 |
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The crowd turn ugly at the Superbowl. |
25/10/11 |
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8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskers. comments (total: 3)Gets my vote if it's changed to "8 out of 10 cats" like the advert.
[anon] 15/12/11
08:06pm Well as there's only 2 voters thus far there's no point hiding my intention to vote any further lol 15/12/11
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15/12/11 |
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When painting outside Pablo always used three coats. comments (total: 1) |
31/12/11 |
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I'm not sure I approve of this photo... Too much saxon violence. |
27/12/11 |
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Carla worked out that her new shadow puppet theatre could make millions... But that's just a projected figure. comments (total: 1) |
22/12/11 |
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My garden is completely organic... insect aside. |
20/12/11 |
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Bay Watch. |
18/12/11 |
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This Saturday it's a Double Rollover! |
04/12/11 |
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Cat-nips in for a quick one. |
28/10/11 |
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I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive. comments (total: 1) |
22/01/12 |
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Why did the tramp cross the road? |
10/01/12 |
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Nursery nurse |
06/01/12 |
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Ever since I had this new letter box put in all I seem to be getting are bills. |
29/12/11 |
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Tattoes. |
17/12/11 |
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Andy fought in many conflicts and survived mustard gas and pepper spray... He is now classed as a seasoned war veteran. |
13/12/11 |
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Just found this note on my windscreen, it read 'Parking Fine'... Its nice to get a compliment. |
11/01/12 |
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Living In Scotland, Rachel loved the summer... It was her favourite day of the year. comments (total: 1) |
09/01/12 |
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Toxic Waist |
13/11/11 |
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Police are investigating a recent increase in wheelchair thefts. |
13/12/11 |
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Bomb 'Shell'! |
04/12/11 |
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Beautifully prepared Ibuprofen, accompanied by delicately dispensed Diamorphine with a hint of perfectly prescribed Prozac. All artistically arranged on a platter served with glass of mineral water.... This isn't just any hospital, this is a BUPA hospital. |
03/12/11 |
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Download Complete. |
06/10/11 |
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Running low on fuel, this was the last resort. |
23/01/12 |
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Advertising Hoarding. |
18/01/12 |
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French Dressing |
16/01/12 |
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerych-wyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: |
26/12/11 |
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Apparently there's a nasty bug going around. |
20/12/11 |
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I can’t believe I am writing captions and missing ER. comments (total: 1) |
11/12/11 |
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Sometimes life throws you a curve ball, and you don't know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor. comments (total: 3)This caption would probably work with any image you care to choose- excellent. 17/01/12
08:53pm Thanks Michael, I had the 'Sometimes life throws you a curve ball' in my head and actually thought to my self I know nothing about American sports... So I went with that. :)
(caption author) 17/01/12
08:58pm Probably not only works for any photo, but with ending any saying as well! Love it ;) 19/01/12
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17/01/12 |
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I dont believe in any of that star sign rubbish |
15/01/12 |
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Pointless Sculpture. |
14/01/12 |
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Marion's souffle comes out a little on the dark side. |
02/01/12 |
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How many kids with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb? |
24/12/11 |
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Julie had a sneaky suspicion that the boiler man might not be corgi registered. |
13/12/11 |
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Snow... |
08/12/11 |
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When this Petrol Station was damaged, one of the letters on the sign needed replacing.... comments (total: 2)Like the SOS reference - think the caption would be snappier if it focused on that? 
Chris Beach  (admin) 05/12/11
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04/12/11 |
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This picture makes me so angry, I am going to sit and shake my fist at my computer for at least 5 minutes. comments (total: 2) |
30/11/11 |
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Slumdog Confectionaire. |
15/11/11 |
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Mouse Dropping. |
01/11/11 |
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Labourer of love. |
20/10/11 |
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Having your face painted like a baboons arse wasn't everyones first choice. comments (total: 4) |
17/10/11 |
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People are saying there is a killer butterfly on the loose in the UK. |
24/01/12 |
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"Ta Pauline. Thats a wrap." |
22/01/12 |
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Large crystal ball for sale. |
15/01/12 |
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Smith and Wetson |
30/12/11 |
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Tennis Racket £1.99 |
28/12/11 |
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This online horse shopping website is great, I have found the perfect one... 'Click' Add to cart. |
27/12/11 |
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top comments (total: 80)
Replace the first 'juice' with 'Deuce', it will work better. :)
06:53pm
comment on caption: When I shouted Deuce I did not mean go and get me a drink of Juice [Lawrence Day]
Thanks Puss, Got loads of congrats in private messages, hope you had a good christmas and have a happy new year yourself. :)
09:24pm
comment on caption: I had to use my Homebase discount card to scrape the ice from my windscreen this morning... I only got 10% off. [Steve Fosbraey]
We must remember that humour is subjective and personal to the interpeter, hence why a lot of English people dont really get American humour and vise versa. It is not our place to question the voting preferences of others but to decide for ourselves if the caption falls into our definition of what is funny and vote accordingly. I believe the captioneer was trying to use specific language and capitals to emphasise the amount of force that the duck was hurled through the fence. "Now stay the 'Duck' out of my garden." may have been a better option.
(Not my caption by the way)
04:34pm
comment on caption: "NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]
Shandonbelle. So famous you now have your own counterfeit brand.
08:33pm
comment on caption: Snandonbelle had been warned not to try and clean that skylight window. [Ian Mclaren]
@ John .. I like it, but i think 'altar' works better than 'alter', Community caption writing at its best :)
11:47am
comment on caption: Aisle altar hymn. [Tony Edwards]
I hear he comes down the chimney.
09:11pm
comment on caption: Temperature is dropping..soon be time for Santa to drop by and empty his sack. [John Llamas]
I bet the next one can be :)
07:44pm
comment on caption: 2 girls, 1 chuppa chup. [Roley Martin]
I'm just happy neither of them are called Chantelle :)
07:24pm
comment on caption: 2 girls, 1 chuppa chup. [Roley Martin]
It's elementary my dear Watson!
08:58pm
comment on caption: Bound to a Baskerville. [Ian Mclaren]
Every now and then...
02:45pm
comment on caption: Every now and Malcolm showed his darker side. [Tosser Wivlov]
last comments (total: 123)
Vote #1000 
02:45pm
comment on caption: I was in the garden, wondering why the butterfly was moving from side to side as it came closer..... Then it hit me. [Steve Fosbraey]
(Pilot) "Stewardess, we are going down and we're all going to die!"
(Stewardess) "But how am i going to tell the passengers?"
(Pilot) " Well you can sing it to them for all I care"...
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(Stewardes) " ♪ Weeeeell, the engine has broke and we are gonna go down! ♪"
(Passengers): ♪ LADADA LADADA LADADA! ♪
08:50pm
comment on caption:
"Oh my God! We're all going to die!"
"Pull yourself together man.. That's no way to act."
"You're right, I am sorry." "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your Captain speaking.... We're all going to die!" [Steve Fosbraey]
;-)
08:19pm
comment on caption:
How Dutch is that moggy in the window?
( One for you Guido ;) ) [Steve Fosbraey]
Honoured 
08:18pm
comment on caption:
How Dutch is that moggy in the window?
( One for you Guido ;) ) [Steve Fosbraey]
I thought that too when I saw it.
It must be coincidence as they haven't used it on the fat cowboy, yet!
Edit: Whoops! couldn't resist posting it on "Fat Cowboy" sorry!
09:25pm
comment on caption:
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"The dress or the field darling?" [Steve Fosbraey]
This isn't from the same person who used a similar joke on the truck by the way 
Kicked myself when I saw this.
08:51pm
comment on caption:
"Does my bum look big in this?"
"The dress or the field darling?" [Steve Fosbraey]
I thought that was brilliant. Nothing worse than A- attitude : )
03:24pm
comment on caption: I am a cup is half full kind of person... I always try to B positive. [Steve Fosbraey]
My son's a massive PG monkey fan...so yay :))
10:50pm
comment on caption:
These monkeys auditioned for the PG Tips adverts....
But it just wasn't their cup of tea. [Steve Fosbraey]
22 thumbs up and I still dont get it. Can anybody shed a little light?
12:17pm
Chantelle's flat mate is the one on the left ;)
12:18pm
Still no clue im afraid, am I supposed to know who chantelle is?
12:34pm
No, it doesn't make any difference. But she does look relatively pneumatic, wouldn't you say?
12:42pm
Oh my god Im so stupid, FLAT MATE as in FLAT CHEST... I literally can not believe it took me that long to understand. I usually get these instantly.
(Hilarious btw)
02:00pm
Imitation is a form of flattery, and reference to this caption keeps cropping up because it's sheer BRILLIANCE.
04:35pm
Being the original writer of this caption i would just like to point out that I have only made one other reference to Chantelle. So anybody who thinks I am shamlessly recycling a caption or comments is mistaken. Thanks for the nice comment Neil. :)
05:37pm
Congratulations Steve!
08:24am
Congratulations on winning this month Steve. The Chantelle saga ends on a happy note;) Brilliant caption!
10:20am
Is £50 enough to kill off Chantelle forever?
They're trying to hush you up mate.
Long live the Chantelle Peoples Front!
01:41pm
Congrats Steve :)
01:46pm
Fifty quid equates to a lot more than half a Dinar for the ex-lepper:D *Oooooh* Of course he took the bribe:D
01:53pm
Thanks Guys, I doubt it's the first time Chantelle has earnt a sly £50 cash in hand
I do wonder tho if the caption would have had the same effect had I chosen a different name.
05:04pm
Had to win with the influence it had on other captions.
Well done Steve.
05:55pm
What, like Mildred?:) I think that would've had an effect:)
05:55pm
Well done Steve, nice 1 shan
07:27pm