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Coz Mackenzie

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I'm constantly baffled by the mere fact of existence. It kind of spooks me. Erm...i like Pot Noodle but i'm too embarrased to buy it. That's about it really.

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Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day.

06/10/11 17:50:22

23/08/11 20:44:41

"I say Hugo, apparently she's in need of a good pump!"

28/09/11 11:17:34

"It's our son Bad Ass Mofo Gangsta Boy Dennis, he say's i've got 24hrs to get round and do his ironing or he's moving back in with us!"

15/09/11 16:23:25

Drive-by shooting.

14/04/10 5:00:29

One good churn deserves an udder.

21/08/10 16:09:33

Launching his new shingle.

12/05/10 21:16:10

Shoot or i'll freeze!

20/04/10 23:33:12

"Your grammar stinks, i put it down to text culture."

"I'll say, i put it down to her being dead two weeks."

10/10/11 20:44:31

Ann Widdecombe's chastity belt was proving tough to beat.

07/09/11 14:41:13

Castlemaine for Rex.

08/08/11 23:49:51

Shit hits the fans.

04/08/10 17:35:13

"Honestly chief inspector, two broke down and the third just fell down the stairs".

25/08/11 2:01:57

08/12/10 1:52:33

Instead of confetti it's traditional to throw a brick at an SAS wedding.

20/10/11 20:02:34

"You know Shaz,all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force. We must assume behind this force the existence of a concious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter."

"....i can make bubbles out my nose wiv Fanta."

14/10/11 21:17:34

29/09/11 13:36:34

Bin bags over worked in rubbish conditions. Is it coz they is black?

23/09/11 11:15:41

Tragically for Daffy the only sauce he got that night was orange.

20/09/11 16:57:54

Pushers target society's most vulnerable.

22/08/11 12:08:25

One week after leaving 'caption.me' and Ron Allan was struggling to fill the gap.

04/08/11 4:03:19

Stabbed in the paperback.

25/11/10 12:48:23

19/11/10 20:54:52

Does this make my apps look big?

11/11/10 22:14:28

Sesame St was brought to you today by the letters K F C.

09/11/10 14:20:32

20/09/10 5:58:13

Arrrrr! Oi gives severn out o ten fer that un me hearties!

Fat Bob loved pie rating.

10/09/10 21:05:15

Things had gone a bit pear shaped at school, later little Annie swore that mummy said 'take the psychopath'.

18/07/10 16:04:50

19/04/10 23:58:42

Ahh! I'm glad you're awake, the operation was a stunning success! Let me know if you notice any side effects.

07/04/10 11:36:20

22/09/10 15:16:58

Waiting for He-man to drop by for tea and scones, Skeletor liked to reminisce about the old days with his scrapbook.

27/08/10 12:10:21

Not the Perch he wanted!

23/08/10 23:37:05

Nasty nip in the air.

20/08/10 12:25:19

Not only are their subjects becoming obscure but Waddingtons jigsaws are now just too easy.

19/08/10 14:37:01

This weekend at Aldi, Police gear and push bikes.

08/08/10 17:23:14

10/10/11 16:05:22

Ham is where the heart is.

08/10/11 21:03:34

Spray it against Sam.

01/10/11 19:39:50

01/10/11 11:47:02

"Ah pity da full!"

23/09/11 15:46:39

Papa needs a brand new bin bag.

23/09/11 11:13:09

In flight drink.

21/09/11 14:38:50

21/09/11 14:31:10

Adult webbed sight.

20/09/11 16:49:14

08/09/11 22:15:41

Britneys axe boyfriend.

29/08/11 11:02:51

He's got a ticket to bride.

19/08/11 17:26:18

Gran couldn't decide which was more irritating, this, or the thrush.

01/08/11 22:17:21

29/04/11 0:24:15

last comments (total: 22)

Definitely deserves to be top. Genius!

07/10/11
11:19am

comment on caption:
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]

Great caption,along with another TWENTY ODD that made me laugh today...:))

07/10/11
10:11am

comment on caption:
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]

Brilliant!

07/10/11
12:09am

comment on caption:
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]

The only one of the day that produced a proper laugh (so far).

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

Ethelia Fotherington-Smythe

06/10/11
6:13pm

comment on caption:
Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]

Gotta give it to you guys Bad Boy did make an impression it seems. Thanks All its appreciated.

Dennis The Menace

Dennis The Menace

19/09/11
1:15pm

comment on caption:
"It's our son Bad Ass Mofo Gangsta Boy Dennis, he say's i've got 24hrs to get round and do his ironing or he's moving back in with us!" [Coz Mackenzie]

This is a cool one - good stuff.

12/09/11
4:30pm

comment on caption:
Written in the sky. [Coz Mackenzie]

superb

09/08/11
8:01am

comment on caption:
Castlemaine for Rex. [Coz Mackenzie]

Time and tide wait for no man.

04/08/11
7:42pm

comment on caption:
One week after leaving 'caption.me' and Ron Allan was struggling to fill the gap. [Coz Mackenzie]

Lol..I now get to spend most of my time 'Cast Asleep'

04/08/11
11:00am

comment on caption:
One week after leaving 'caption.me' and Ron Allan was struggling to fill the gap. [Coz Mackenzie]

Brilliant laughing face

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01/08/11
10:32pm

comment on caption:
Gran couldn't decide which was more irritating, this, or the thrush.
[Coz Mackenzie]