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Coz Mackenzie
I'm constantly baffled by the mere fact of existence. It kind of spooks me. Erm...i like Pot Noodle but i'm too embarrased to buy it. That's about it really.
Interests: My kids,singer songwriting,being in the pub with my pals,being in the pub,pretty much anything that does not involve celebrities.
Status: Taken, Town/City: Oban
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Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. comments (total: 4) |
06/10/11 |
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Shiite driver. |
23/08/11 |
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"I say Hugo, apparently she's in need of a good pump!" |
28/09/11 |
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"It's our son Bad Ass Mofo Gangsta Boy Dennis, he say's i've got 24hrs to get round and do his ironing or he's moving back in with us!" comments (total: 1)Gotta give it to you guys Bad Boy did make an impression it seems. Thanks All its appreciated. 19/09/11
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15/09/11 |
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Drive-by shooting. |
14/04/10 |
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One good churn deserves an udder. |
21/08/10 |
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Launching his new shingle. |
12/05/10 |
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Shoot or i'll freeze! |
20/04/10 |
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"Your grammar stinks, i put it down to text culture." |
10/10/11 |
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Ann Widdecombe's chastity belt was proving tough to beat. |
07/09/11 |
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Castlemaine for Rex. comments (total: 1) |
08/08/11 |
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Shit hits the fans. |
04/08/10 |
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"Honestly chief inspector, two broke down and the third just fell down the stairs". |
25/08/11 |
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Absentea. |
08/12/10 |
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Instead of confetti it's traditional to throw a brick at an SAS wedding. |
20/10/11 |
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"You know Shaz,all matter originates and exists only by virtue of a force. We must assume behind this force the existence of a concious and intelligent mind. This mind is the matrix of all matter." |
14/10/11 |
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Abu Hangza. |
29/09/11 |
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Bin bags over worked in rubbish conditions. Is it coz they is black? |
23/09/11 |
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Tragically for Daffy the only sauce he got that night was orange. |
20/09/11 |
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Pushers target society's most vulnerable. |
22/08/11 |
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One week after leaving 'caption.me' and Ron Allan was struggling to fill the gap. |
04/08/11 |
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Stabbed in the paperback. |
25/11/10 |
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Piano less on. |
19/11/10 |
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Does this make my apps look big? |
11/11/10 |
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Sesame St was brought to you today by the letters K F C. |
09/11/10 |
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Hearingade. |
20/09/10 |
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Arrrrr! Oi gives severn out o ten fer that un me hearties! |
10/09/10 |
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Things had gone a bit pear shaped at school, later little Annie swore that mummy said 'take the psychopath'. |
18/07/10 |
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Ice Pic. |
19/04/10 |
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Ahh! I'm glad you're awake, the operation was a stunning success! Let me know if you notice any side effects. comments (total: 2)After having had a rotten day, this caption cheered me up no end 07/04/10
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07/04/10 |
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Nice arts! comments (total: 1) |
22/09/10 |
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Waiting for He-man to drop by for tea and scones, Skeletor liked to reminisce about the old days with his scrapbook. |
27/08/10 |
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Not the Perch he wanted! |
23/08/10 |
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Nasty nip in the air. |
20/08/10 |
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Not only are their subjects becoming obscure but Waddingtons jigsaws are now just too easy. |
19/08/10 |
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This weekend at Aldi, Police gear and push bikes. |
08/08/10 |
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Ghost rider. |
10/10/11 |
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Ham is where the heart is. |
08/10/11 |
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Spray it against Sam. |
01/10/11 |
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Walter's pout. |
01/10/11 |
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"Ah pity da full!" |
23/09/11 |
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Papa needs a brand new bin bag. |
23/09/11 |
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In flight drink. |
21/09/11 |
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Hoveril. |
21/09/11 |
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Adult webbed sight. |
20/09/11 |
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Rain man. |
08/09/11 |
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Britneys axe boyfriend. |
29/08/11 |
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He's got a ticket to bride. |
19/08/11 |
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Gran couldn't decide which was more irritating, this, or the thrush. comments (total: 1) |
01/08/11 |
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Oi! phone. comments (total: 1) |
29/04/11 |
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Thank you whoever you are!
top comments (total: 12)
My blunder and your subsequent correction gave rise to my discovering that 'maby' as spelt by me, is what is known as a 'habit pattern error'. It is basically a learned error which becomes highly resistant to correction. There is an interesting site at www.spellingzone.com which covers the habit in more detail. I have a friend who consistently spelt words such as door or floor as floar and doar. I am grateful that you pointed out my error as otherwise i would likely have continued to repeat it indefinitely. I had to go through one word at a time and check the spelling as i had thought 'maby' was correct. The term 'round' of course is a colloqualism. This site attracts individuals at varied skill levels, some people may have problems due to a difficult condition which may be an occasional source of embarrassment. I find my spelling and use of correct grammar deteriorating with the march of time, i am bound to make more mistakes. In my case i am grateful, however it may not always be a kindness to be so blunt. Thanks Sonya, take care.
09:34pm
comment on caption: "We don't get friends dropping round anymore, maybe we should think about burying Granny". [Coz Mackenzie]
Sorry you are going into caption retirement, you caused many a chortle with one or two guffaws and a ton of tee hee's you have a great talent. Take it easy Ron. Peas.
11:17pm
comment on caption:
It was a funny day in Rodney's garden.
Despite his Peat being a Dud, his Laurel's were still quite Hardy..though a little on the large side. After a quick grumble about his weeds and Carrot Top's and worrying about his Tati's..tragedy was near. W... [more] [Ron Allan]
Well BUMped anon :0
06:26pm
comment on caption: Special delivery for the caption.me forums :) [Steve Hann]
Excellent! Very left field.
12:41pm
comment on caption:
OK, that's great...now, lets have the bride and groom's parents on their own, please.
[Ron Allan]
Ha ha. Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones!
09:07pm
comment on caption: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take....my shortbread!" [Paul Woolley]
Yep. She has no lights.
01:45am
comment on caption: if anyone knows of any lawful impedalment as to why these two should not be joined together please speak now before she is spoken for. [Kathleen Tindale]
Yep, he's even got the collar up.
03:21am
comment on caption: Shakin' Steven's writing a song. [Ian Skelding]
Ace! I certainly did!
12:09am
comment on caption: Nan, have you PYSL? [Chris Beach]
Nice one!
07:11pm
comment on caption: On reflection,this takes the biscuit [Keith McClory]
last comments (total: 28)
Definitely deserves to be top. Genius!
11:19am
comment on caption: Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]
Great caption,along with another TWENTY ODD that made me laugh today...:))
10:11am
comment on caption: Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]
Brilliant!
12:09am
comment on caption: Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]
The only one of the day that produced a proper laugh (so far).
06:13pm
comment on caption: Sean Connery worried that his granddaughter had been shitting at the laptop all day. [Coz Mackenzie]
Gotta give it to you guys Bad Boy did make an impression it seems. Thanks All its appreciated.
01:15pm
comment on caption: "It's our son Bad Ass Mofo Gangsta Boy Dennis, he say's i've got 24hrs to get round and do his ironing or he's moving back in with us!" [Coz Mackenzie]
This is a cool one - good stuff.
04:30pm
comment on caption: Written in the sky. [Coz Mackenzie]
Time and tide wait for no man.
07:42pm
comment on caption: One week after leaving 'caption.me' and Ron Allan was struggling to fill the gap. [Coz Mackenzie]
The only one of the day that produced a proper laugh (so far).
06:13pm
Brilliant!
12:09am
Great caption,along with another TWENTY ODD that made me laugh today...:))
10:11am
Definitely deserves to be top. Genius!
11:19am