We're gonna need a bigger bowl.

The shoot had originally called for another model. But that would have been too dear.

Chemtrail conspiracy theorists invest in vital reasearch.

iPad early adaptor winces at weight in his lap.

After weeks of tunneling, Big X couldn't conceal his disappointment at emerging in the Commandant's bathroom.

Solvite wallpaper paste. A lifesaver for clumsy decorators.

A quart of Smirnoff - because I'm worth it.

The rapidity of global warming surprises team attempting to drive to North Pole.

As the Vogons began to read their poetry...

He says that when he gets out he's going to start poking me with a finger and see if I like it.

Shortly thereafter deaf/blind Larry started a campaign for the braille labelling of fleshlights.

Catching cats is just a question of the right bait. Using live mice I've caught three already this morning.

So you see, Malcolm, that's why beer is better for you than all that fruit juice.

A genuine Crap Hat.

Roy Wood's family always regretted getting him a genie for his birthday.

I don't care if you are the son of god, I've got a job to do.

This was the worst example of excessive tyre wear the officer had ever seen.

In the absence of a permit to protest in Parliament Square some groups take extreme measures.

Early tests of airbags for motorcycles reveal some design flaws.

Hardware for the new iWipe app.

A frosted glass screen, Larry! I said frosted glass!

Larry hated it when his wife got behind with the laundry so, to teach her a lesson, he borrowed some of her clothes.

CLEAR!

I'm sorry Derek won't be coming into work today; he's down with a nasty dose of spots.

When captioning, always go for the low hanging fruit.

C'mon, cough up the other one.