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	"No honestly, a whole herd, just milling about on the beach. Go and see for yourself." 10/10/21 12:01:19	6

	"Mate, you really need a shower" 02/02/20 10:45:43	6

	If you don't cook corn on the cob for longer than three minutes, it ends up a bit al dente. 01/02/20 20:09:31	6

	"That's another fine Messiah you've got me into" 24/12/18 13:47:55	6

	Sorry, I don't think & drive. 17/09/18 17:53:42	6

	clever Let seeping logs dry 06/11/16 12:55:23	6

	We are living in an arboreal world, and she is an arboreal girl. 11/07/15 11:40:26	1 6

	Needs a lot of grooming for the vrooming 31/03/24 12:18:14	5

	L'oeuf catually 29/03/24 21:25:26	5

	It's the most important photo of the day. 27/02/23 13:40:40	5

	I have a new theory on why the water level in my local pond has dropped. 29/08/22 12:30:12	5

	I'd rather not know. It makes life more exci- 12/08/22 18:06:42	5

	"You do? Oh that's wonderful. Can you keep it for me? My name, oh yes. It's J. J. Clark." 24/07/22 20:47:18	5

	"We love having a catch-up, a gossip, maybe a bit of sh** stirring." 17/07/22 12:11:01	5

	"I'd have ranked outside the top three if I hadn't 4st myself to train harder." 12/07/22 20:19:47	5

	Finally, budget travel to Australia becomes a reality 06/07/22 20:08:27	1 5
Rock bottom prices? --John Glover
	"We'd really prefer that you use a standard medical receptacle for your stool sample, and just the one please." 14/05/22 20:00:09	5

	Lakey lakey, rise and shine 04/04/22 8:52:31	5

	They like to eat Whinnylot. 02/04/22 11:14:27	5

	Your lack of fashion sense is as plain as the nose on y... is quite obvious. 28/03/22 8:04:15	5

	"Banksy, can I borrow that shredding frame thing you had?" 27/03/22 20:35:31	5

	Wa5t3 of mon3y 27/03/22 12:07:36	5

	Taking a long, leisurely piss with nothing on his head, Dave was making it an 18th birthday to remember. 08/03/22 18:33:10	5

	"My good fellow, I believe you're aiming too h-" 06/03/22 13:23:52	5

	I've always found OnAdventureWithDad a little on the dark side 25/02/22 13:43:37	5

	"Should be a pentagon. We rehearsed a pentagon." "Look, Dave got a girlfriend and dropped out, just get over it OK?" 19/02/22 17:19:25	5

	And that's how Eve became a gamer. 12/02/22 14:18:37	5

	Pride comes before a fall 05/02/22 12:02:17	5

	"Do you need a ha-" "No no, I'm fine." 23/01/22 20:00:08	5

	"Frankincense?" "..." "Myrrh?" "I told you, they're HERBS AND SPICES and they're secret, so stop trying to guess." 03/12/21 13:27:58	5

	"It looks like an elbow, it could be the tip of a nose, one can't be sure." 17/10/21 11:05:07	5

	Finger food 07/03/20 11:46:09	5

	Are you admitting new members? 05/02/20 18:18:36	5

	"Hi, men!" 26/12/18 12:01:06	5

	creative Somewhere there's a voodoo doll in a pair of socks. 19/12/18 19:05:27	5

	The Mikadog 24/11/18 20:14:21	5

	Prick 'n mix 10/06/18 11:27:08	5

	After making l'oeuf 19/05/18 20:52:55	5

	Got any Toilet Penguin? 06/05/18 13:06:07	5

	That skirt is the best thing since unspecified clichÃ©s. 12/08/17 12:00:21	5

	Reassuring to see a US President's hand not on a red button. 12/08/17 11:47:36	5

	"I could really do with an ice cream. Anybody got any Wall's?" 18/07/15 12:40:04	5

	"Frankly, it's a welcome break from blooming Dairy Milk." 15/12/10 18:21:02	5

	To pose for a photo like this, and risk making a fool of yourself, takes some kind of courage. 01/04/24 12:02:55	4

	"His death is a mystery. I can't solve it without a coroner piece." 31/03/24 20:05:15	4

	Of mice and albumen 29/03/24 21:27:08	4

	It's been sitting there for the past 10 minutes deciding whether it wants to come out the pan or not. 29/03/24 21:24:10	4

	Pet Sounds 16/02/24 13:24:21	4

	"You can't string me along that easily" 20/01/24 12:06:22	4

	"It's from 1993, it stars Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver and we have to watch it. That's all the captioneers told me." 17/01/24 13:36:33	1 4
Made me chuckle. The captioners already know what it is which is the reason's nobody's picked up on it yet... 🤗...it's obviously A Fish Called Wanda 😉 --Glyn Evans
	Ah, I'll come back during the sales. There'll be a mammoth discount, but not for ages. 14/01/24 20:03:06	4

	♪ Oy vey in a manger 07/01/24 15:15:43	4

	"When this baby hits 8 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious shit" 06/01/24 12:52:54	4

	"No, a drinking problem is when you try this in the shower." 29/12/23 12:47:18	4

	"I've also done you a Jackson Pollock on the kitchen floor." 09/12/23 12:05:13	4

	Put in a battery and it dances the can. 28/11/23 8:50:29	4

	Despite their best efforts to distract him, Chewie still pushed the red button. 27/11/23 8:44:43	4

	"Oi! Piss off back to your bingo" 31/10/23 20:10:20	4

	I'd suggest seasoning it, but I don't want a salt with a deadly weapon. 07/10/23 20:18:57	4

	Horrorticulture 19/12/22 13:30:03	4

	Am I the only one who's more bothered about Chicken Burger and Vegetable Burger being two words while Beefburger is one word? Consistency isn't just about the chips you know. 26/09/22 18:34:57	1 4
And what about the cheese without chips that no one's commented on?! Who's going to go to a fast food/ fish & chip shop for just cheese with no chips? --Kate B
	"Oi, no skid marks on the mattress please." 24/07/22 18:59:55	4

	Flash in the pan 21/06/22 17:58:06	1 4
Caused by explosive diarrhea? --Al Overy
	"My owner went bankrupt after paying for my ticket. It's a cat astro fee." 06/06/22 13:29:44	4

	I wood like to prove my metal with a great caption. I'll get one by hook or by crook. Sorry, am I rambling? 27/05/22 13:20:23	1 4

	"Excuse me, do you mind if I stand here?" "Yes, f*** off Wally." 22/05/22 11:28:15	4

	Shaggy and Scooby did everything together. 21/05/22 12:04:04	1 4
Zoinks! --Dan Nicholls
	CapShame.me 19/05/22 8:53:19	4

	"Get to the chopper!" "How will we see it?" 08/05/22 12:52:30	4

	lol "Wow, it's huge. Is it real?" "Yeah, genuine Rolex, yours for $499." (Nod to 12:00:16) 24/04/22 12:00:58	4

	"Hello, is that Pussy Riot?" 21/04/22 12:06:49	4

	"Of course you do. You see baby humans all the time. Look, there's one over there." 03/04/22 12:03:12	4

	♫ Uptown monk you up, uptown monk you up 30/03/22 13:22:15	4

	Tee minus ten seconds 26/03/22 11:45:46	4

	lol No 16/02/22 13:19:15	1 4

	I'm not sure marine fossils are to my taste, but I'll give it a trial-o-bite. 07/02/22 13:28:02	4

	To infancy and beyond! 07/01/22 8:52:29	4

	"That business is going places. I remember when it was Bungalow of Mild Appeal." 05/01/22 13:42:42	4

	I now get why Peter Rabbit took that risk. 12/12/21 11:06:03	4

	"I'm keeping the headphones off. The Donny Osmond soundtrack doesn't work." 10/12/21 18:47:18	4

	"Look, I got my owner killed by shitting in some guy's yard, I need to cheer myself up, OK?" 10/12/21 18:43:00	4

	"That kangaroo cloud. It's coming for us. It's coming for all of us." "It's not, dear. Now smile for the camera." But I knew. 28/11/21 12:34:52	1 4
The streuth is out there --Glad You Remember
	After turning 50, he just upped sticks and moved to the country. 12/11/21 18:49:16	4

	"Keep sucking! It's nearly in!" 07/11/21 15:56:07	4

	Sigh It's On Adventure With Dad again. You know the drill. 22/10/21 12:00:11	4

	Skulldoggery 21/10/21 20:00:19	4

	Gary Lineker's looking better than ever. 06/02/20 20:24:20	4

	Albumen from Mars 24/11/19 12:11:07	4

	They're not exactly roll models 14/10/19 17:53:12	4

	clever Dial M for Murder 08/09/19 18:34:02	4

	"Don't be shy. I'm virgin snow too." 16/12/18 13:17:12	4

	Massive fart sound 12/12/18 18:04:28	4

	Hate out of den cats 17/11/18 22:37:30	4

	Post-traumatic tress disorder 10/08/17 12:40:45	4

	What's a wedding without clits and clamour? 07/08/17 21:07:39	4

	"I don't actually mind birds. I'm just having a flashback to being dressed in that watermelon." 20/05/17 12:36:47	4

	lol "I'm OK thanks. Got an electric toothbrush." 24/07/15 18:54:05	1 4
Don't know how I missed this --Cath Jones
	Plant of the apes 11/02/14 18:14:41	4

	A case of heifervescence. 31/03/13 16:11:26	4

	This scene just makes me go "UGH". Not because of the food or the bloke, but to supply the missing letters to 'DONUTS'. 29/03/13 12:19:48	4

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Anyone except William Hartnell! Even as a 15-year-old, I was always terrified he was going to forget his lines. (I only watched the programme in the first place because of William Russell, whom I had adored in The Adventures of Sir Lancelot.) Peter Davison was pretty good in the role, though.

Molly R

15/08/22
9:46am

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"Are you my mummy?" [Glad You Remember]

And if he drops it all... "Dough!"

(caption author)

18/08/22
8:16pm

comment on caption:
The lengths some people will go to in order to have a Marge Simpson shadow. [Glad You Remember]

I wonder what method the child used to commandeer the sled? Did they knock the other child off with a skipping rope tied between two posts or did they simply throw a baseball at them?

Glyn Evans

22/08/22
8:01am

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Is anyone else humming The Great Escape theme and hoping the kid makes it this time? [Glad You Remember]

I canardly believe I'm seeing this pun again.

[anon]

29/08/22
12:36pm

comment on caption:
The poor thing canardly move. [Glad You Remember]

Haha I had
Something old, something new, someone squatting at your shoe

[anon]

05/09/22
8:42pm

comment on caption:
Something old
Something new
Someone beaten
Black and blue [Glad You Remember]

And what about the cheese without chips that no one's commented on?! Who's going to go to a fast food/ fish & chip shop for just cheese with no chips?

Kate B

26/09/22
7:32pm

comment on caption:
Am I the only one who's more bothered about Chicken Burger and Vegetable Burger being two words while Beefburger is one word? Consistency isn't just about the chips you know. [Glad You Remember]

Probably one of the outsiders for the 2024 Clever Award.

Dave Bryan

15/12/23
8:55am

comment on caption:
"Put me down and f*** off." [Glad You Remember]

🤣🤣🤣 Dave. Nice one

Mr Dome

15/12/23
9:11am

comment on caption:
"Put me down and f*** off." [Glad You Remember]

The Walk of Sham.

[anon]

14/01/24
7:50pm

comment on caption:
Pricket line [Glad You Remember]

Made me chuckle.

The captioners already know what it is which is the reason's nobody's picked up on it yet... 🤗

...it's obviously A Fish Called Wanda 😉

Glyn Evans

17/01/24
8:13pm

comment on caption:
"It's from 1993, it stars Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver and we have to watch it. That's all the captioneers told me." [Glad You Remember]

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