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	Hanker Chief 15/08/20 20:08:34	14

	clever "Of course it's safe, President Trump sanctioned it." 10/08/20 20:41:14	14

	creative "Who buried Homer?" 10/07/20 12:33:44	14

	Labradoor 09/03/20 20:32:10	14

	"Can you see my ribs?" "You are kidding mate, aren't you." 19/05/19 20:11:19	14

	"What's up Glock?" 20/04/19 20:03:48	14

	Pollygone 07/04/19 12:22:45	4 14
Pollygone maybe? --John Glover
	"Your fins are forgiven." 06/01/19 20:20:59	14

	I.T.rex 07/10/18 12:05:13	14

	"Could I have bunions with that please?" 18/08/18 12:00:53	14

	Kellmoggs 07/08/18 20:52:40	14

	lol " ... and take your damn books with you." 30/05/18 20:10:24	14

	lol it's rude to eat with your elbows on the table ... send 30/04/18 8:11:01	14

	lol "Ahh, look Charles, he's got your ears." 10/12/17 20:06:39	14

	Supermarket sleep 09/08/16 12:16:58	14

	lol "... and there was a buffet on the train." 29/05/16 16:20:51	14


lol creative 04/04/16 20:20:52		14

	Bud visor 22/03/16 20:10:11	14

	Saturday Night Lemur 28/02/16 20:00:17	1 14
Fever, fever, you give me fever.. --[anon]
	"Will someone put a pilau under her head?" 12/01/16 20:07:17	14

	Snog, Maori, Avoid? 20/09/15 9:05:13	14

	lol Bloody Bingo machine's bust again. 28/08/15 8:09:01	14

	Jo liked to lie on the Beech. 11/07/15 8:00:13	14

	lol "Here's the Catholic converter." 27/05/15 8:01:18	14

	Suzie liked to keep in shape. 14/05/15 8:05:55	14

	lol Wig trouble in Little China 09/04/15 8:00:09	14


lol 23/03/15 8:05:51		14

	Eric Clapped out 03/03/15 9:21:27	14

	clever x2 Flits like a glove. 02/01/15 8:02:44	14

	lol "Where are you Scooby?" 14/11/14 12:58:38	14

	"Not yet Imran, you're not her husband until tomorrow." 17/10/14 9:27:46	14

	"Ahh, there's nothing like a bit of soft lighting." 11/10/14 12:25:49	14

	You won't get flatbread here. 29/09/14 8:07:46	14

	Introducing the powerful suction of Siemens. 10/09/14 16:35:43	14

	Bob's mates were gutted for him. 15/07/14 12:24:21	14

	Apparently it gets 6 inches bigger in Summer. 27/05/13 20:13:58	2 14
Love it. don't think you need...she loves that --John Glover
	Ray Reardon was really attached to his snooker cue. 26/05/13 12:00:08	14

	Mind the Jap 01/01/13 12:16:16	14

	Sister hacked 04/11/12 20:21:14	14

	Severn up 04/08/12 11:23:40	14

	Bay window 13/03/12 20:19:10	14

	"You see Doctor, he keeps wetting himself." 30/12/11 11:43:43	14

	Fall guy 21/10/11 20:49:31	1 14

	Goose beret 18/10/11 20:00:11	8 14

	Strip lights 04/10/14 12:00:30	13

	We have nice baps. 29/09/14 8:01:10	13

	lol "We ordered lintels you idiot." 27/05/14 16:13:12	13

	Canjunctivitis 22/05/14 20:20:30	13

	Wing mirror 28/04/14 8:00:27	13

	The Ant Till Mob 17/04/14 20:05:20	13

	"Christ, this light's taking a long time to change to green." 03/04/14 22:06:40	13

	lol 🎵 If you wallaby my lover 🎵 25/03/14 14:01:21	13

	creative Snog, Marigold or Avoid. 26/02/14 8:06:39	13

	lol An excrement addition to any dish. 19/02/14 12:21:52	13

	Drop off area. 16/02/14 12:48:32	13

	"Nicolas, they won't go away if you keep looking through the letterbox." 22/01/14 8:07:16	13

	creative Hatlas 16/08/13 8:15:56	13

	creative x2 "Why are you wearing the tablecloth? ..... and where's my antique walnut table?" 14/08/13 16:24:38	13

	creative x2 People from North career into people coming from the South. 14/04/13 12:22:30	13

	Blimey, this is a bit sluggish. 26/03/13 8:02:15	13

	God, I hate doing these toothpaste adverts." 24/03/13 20:24:29	1 13
That's just giving the wrong Signal --John Llamas
	A chapped finger. 05/08/11 12:49:33	13

	“Let me atom.” 02/03/24 12:10:17	13

	Go well with Dock Martens 28/01/24 20:37:28	13

	Dolephins 03/01/24 20:00:59	5 13
Dole is a food brand and sells bananas --Vivvy En
	The Invisible Man was taking a right pounding. 04/01/23 12:29:09	13

	“Sorry, can’t look at you, you’re all so bloody ugly.” 19/11/22 20:46:26, edited: 19/11/22 22:18:53	2 13

	“It’s OK, it’s just a Shark,” said one Fly to the other. 29/07/22 12:06:50	1 13

	Suffocat 08/07/22 12:07:08	13

	“Patronising bastards.” “Stan, you’ve missed the turning.” 06/07/22 12:17:26	13

	clever Nesscafe 21/06/22 9:15:42	13

	Highdration 06/06/22 12:19:48	1 13

	lol “Liverpool’s such a lovely plac ….. where’d our bike go?” 06/05/22 20:43:52	13

	Quack Cousteau 04/12/21 20:07:06	13

	Bognor Regis: After 11 years the last Chilean miner finally resurfaces. 09/08/21 12:28:46	13

	"That's damn disappointing Michelle, my spinning bow tie just stopped working." 07/05/21 12:31:54	13

	"You're not going to learn anything by sitting under Apple trees all day Isaac." 08/01/21 20:24:07	13

	"Keep looking girls, his ear's got to be around here somewhere." 08/11/20 22:31:16	13

	BMX files 23/07/20 20:32:43	13

	"Bloody hell, that's a powerful Hoover the people in the flat above have got." 27/04/20 12:19:36	13

	clever "Over the years you wouldn't believe how many times we've had to re-build that wall." 05/04/20 20:11:54	13

	Icing with death. 20/03/20 20:14:17	13

	The fast supper 07/10/19 20:52:46	13

	Puss in Booze 22/08/19 8:05:17	13

	lol "Don't believe those reviews on Trip Advisor, Area 51's a dump." 21/08/19 15:36:48	13

	lol "It reached 45 degrees in Paris today." 28/07/19 7:52:09	1 13

	"That's the fifth one today, I think we should get them to turn the electric fence off." 11/05/19 9:11:29	13

	Smelts in your mouth. 24/03/19 12:09:23	13

	clever The road to Towcester. 05/03/19 8:03:39	13

	"He's the something blue." 17/10/18 12:17:48	1 13
Makes a change from yellow pages! --Karyn Harrison
	Free kick practise area. 06/06/18 8:00:40	13

	Hurts car hire 03/11/17 20:09:58	13

	Jason and the Arbrenauts 06/10/17 20:00:12	13

	" ... and here comes the World Darts Champion." 26/06/17 20:56:35	13

	Ash blonde 20/05/17 9:47:16	13

	clever " ... and now on BBC2 Planet Earth for the hard of hearing." 14/04/17 20:38:23	13

	Cycle race abandoned due to road blocks. 28/03/17 8:08:45	13

	clever Flyaway hair 21/03/17 20:14:36	13

	lol Joe was having his first contraction. 08/01/17 9:35:55	13

	With all this excitement James couldn't contain himself. 07/11/16 8:00:11	2 13