Drink?

Seriously, Ive been waiting out here for half an.........Oh theres no one in ere.

Tinky winky, dipsy and Lala were not impressed with Po's showing off

Bob realised he was getting too old for Boys Brigade

"You should see what ive got on my pants"

Look I can literally put words in his Mouth

Not that one, the spare wheel!

Internet pervert practicing safe cyber sex

Mum, if Im a good boy, can I have my sword back pleeeeeasse?

Shoulda gone to specsavers

Starship Pooper

"Your puppies will not be harmed, Just drop the money in the trash can at the corner of 25th avenue"

Did I make a prick out of myself last night? I was wellied.

In the Arizona Desert, Hillary identifed the remains of her son the Astronaut.

Really?!.........Im adopted?

DAVE: "You look nervous john"
JOHN: "yes mate Im brickin it"

Can you smell bacon?

I hereby declare that Neverland ranch be left to my close friend......Bubbles

The Dragons ridiculed Simons latest business idea.......The head spa.

Excuse me, can i hust wipe my nose, ah thats better, dam swine flu.

"Dam bubble level"

Its Panda-monium at Number 10