3

Four cane geriatrics.

comments (total: 3)

00

can someone explain this please?

[anon]

05/11/11
05:39pm

01

Hmm I'm reading with the "Four cane" sounding like an expletive if you use a north east accent. :)

Steve Fosbraey

05/11/11
06:11pm

00

thanks

[anon]

05/11/11
06:14pm

No body leaves - alright?

Aquabatics

They call it the "Postman's Arms", as there's a number of letters missing.

Anybody fancy an English?

"Your cork's hanging out, dear"

Broom with a view.

 1

Nobody likes a cloudmouth.

comments (total: 1)

01

Nice one, voted. Had similar thing at 11:00 (a cloud a day..) but changed it into something else because I could not come up with something better.

Guido van der Velden

23/10/11
01:54pm

I said "Fancy a game of two a side", not suicide, you clown.

 2

The Kurd was impressed by Miss Moffat deciding to tuffet out in her own whey.

comments (total: 2)

02

Nicely worded - a classic.

A Muffled T

02/03/10
01:00am

01

Yeah great caption, very clever.

Steve Wright

02/03/10
06:05pm

 1

Erroll was having doubts about Ray Mears' advice to use a leaf if there was no toilet paper available.

comments (total: 1)

00

next role ...the token black man called jackson that gets killed in every movie

Richard Kent

08/04/10
01:19pm

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Water disappointment.

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Accordion to reports, they just blue away their audience.

Ted’s dual personality disorder was deep sea Ted.

Kirsty Allsop in her new series - "Eviction, Eviction, Eviction".

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Lightning conductor.

Neighbourhood watch - for circulating where people can’t afford their own.

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Snooker referee comes ready for Ronnie O'Sullivan v. Alex Higgins match.

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What happens if you French kiss your sugar daddy.

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I'm taking these eggs back to Tesco - they're well past their sell by date.

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Little Chef.

Learning to wok.

Macho Eric knew he could pick up any bitch he liked.

UK Border Agency patrol on red alert.

Strangely, although Steve was catatonic, he was not devoid of feline.