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Paul (Muff) Diver
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Nothing is taboo for me... Everything can be laughed at...
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Age: 31, Status: Single, Town/City: Scarborough
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You could have gotten away with, "bang up and old tart" and it'd have scanned a bit better, with more of the words being repeated from the previous statement.

Good though.
12:30am
comment on caption: That's a different way to tart up an old banger and
that's a different way to bang up an old tart.
[Ian Skelding]
That's someone else's joke (the going down on "one-knee" part). Jimmy carr, maybe. It was in Nuts or Zoo as one of the 50 best new stand up gags.

Makes no odds to me, like... so long as you're happy.
12:19am
comment on caption: Paul McCartney was recently asked if he would ever go down on one-knee again?...
(comedy scouse accent)
ey?! ey?! No chance shes rubbish!! [afrodizzyscratch]
Oh, dear god, I wish I could still vote for this.
I did my secret laugh you only hear when something hits you just in that right spot... If those names were a first attempt, extra marks for genius. Just perfect.
12:00am
comment on caption: tim and tara just looked stupid without the horse suit. [Richard Harvey]
Could have done great things with that spoonerism
12:40am
comment on caption: Unfortunately, the Reverend Spooner thought he was buying a cure for his STD at the Clap Shop [Rob Falconer]
Of the possible womens' names jokes... world beater.
12:24am
comment on caption: Fender Brenda [Ron Allan]
Who cares?
There is nothing new under the sun and you can only use so many of the words in the english language before you, sadly, start to use them... *dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuh*... again.
Are we being paid? Is it going in your CV? Will it be on your headstone?
We're all fine with the latter... "Died of stress from Caption Competition"...
As the pretty lady said, life's too short. Peace 'n' love. x
08:08am
comment on caption: It was definately time he rung for some help [Sarah Bennison]
I don't know anyone...
I can't vote tactically... I can only go on what's funny to me or, in some cases, what I don't personally find funny, but I can appreciate A) The amount of effort put in on a "cleverness scale", and B)If I don't initially find it funny, I appreciate that a lot of people will.
As I say... I don't know anyone, so I can't go on personality... I can, however, be sweet-talked, bribed and complimented... So fill yer boots.
Muff
12:18am
comment on tip: Tactical Voting