Kinder made Madonna an Easter Egg

Not only do we s*@! in the woods, but some of us like to get a bit of work done while we're at it... Now, if you wouldn't mind...

Once the first of the Towers had fallen, the world's media had congregated and the eyes of the planet were set squarely on the terrorist catastrophe unfurling before them, the jumpers started making more of an effort.

French dictionary?... yeah, just on the shelf there, mate... you want a cuppa while you're here, or...?

8,999,999 bicycles in Beijing...




... and two grief-stricken parents.

How the Proclaimers would look now, if one of them had been a still birth...

To this day, £10m worse off, Stevie Wonder still believes he was the first celebrity in space.

... and a final consonant please, Carol.

Hogwart's Musical Statues Winner.

"No, glad you could make it, babe... Sorry, how rude of me... Jodie, Mark, Mark, Jodie... Jodie, Claire, Claire, Jodie... Jodie, Dave, Dave, Jodie... Jodie, Belinda, Belinda, Jodie... Jod-"

super-in-pose

Fiddler No Longer On The Roof

After years of study, planning and patience, Monet launched his attack

"... come this way"

"Let's 'ave a look... Nah, it's definitely your radiator, mate... I can order the parts for you but I'm gonna have to get a guy in to fit 'em... No opposable thumbs, y'see"

Spongebob Sparetyre

Cyclotron had put his back out halfway through a transform...

Kiddie-Fiddler on the Roof

El Hadj Diouff greets away fans

With the PA system now up and operational, talks with a clearly-distressed Humpty could begin.

"You haven't see a good guy and a bad guy come through here, have you?"

Wally played through his disappointment... Brian, it turned out, had only asked if he wanted sax.

"Meh... It's still better than making trainers for Nike"

While the Jack Russell was off on maternity leave, HMV got a temp in.

Chains... The minorities' accessory of choice

What you'd like from a wife at the age of around 35 VS What you get from a wife at the age of around 35.

Thankfully, for this caption, it's the trainers that stay on the shore during the boat race...with the cox in the water.

... the driver, Sanjay Bindra of Burnley, went into the bus as he touched a black spot on the outskirts of Leeds.

Generic joke about middle-eastern people blowing-up things on buses.

In the jungle, the pine seat jungle, Fleur Lyons keeps a light.

Caught in the act, Stewart swears, to this day, Kriss Kross had made him.

Caretaker Brian's decision to fit strips of huge boy paper were already paying dividends.

Glasgow, June 2008.

Nod to 11:21am

The window ledges needed planing

*tap-tap-tap*

"Oi... Ignorant... Put your foot down, I think I see your ovaries"

When his thoughts of Molly the sheep developed a head and legs, things quickly spiralled down into the sordid.

"D'you wanna buy one, or not? Quit Stalin"

Nod to Seth McFarlane

"Don't worry about it, I'll find him"... Mr Incredible wasn't sure exactly how far he'd thrown the ball but Rover had definitely been attached.

He had a fair idea from the ornament, but it was only when Alan got out of the car he could appreciate the size of the Rolls Royce he'd hit.

As officers approached the "suspect package" a civilian had called-in, they quickly established it was a homeless contortionist.

The only reason the bin men had left it was that the lid was slightly up.

Unable to find a website with single hands in stock, Abu Hamza generally had to order an entire mannequin and throw the rest away.

The camera securely strapped into place with hamster whiskers, man will soon get his first glimpse of the pea's journey from pod to plate.

With the camera securely attached to his back, Shrek gently entered Fiona

Two more white teens hanging around a tidy, little black box, looking interested and getting nowhere.

The inch-thick layer of congealed, viscous gunge in the bottom of this bin smells exactly like Courtney Love

Due to the apathetic nature of the human race toward the maintenance of their environs, the bin was eventually re-used, reduced and recycled.

Gene Simmons leaves tongue back in apartment. Tongue follows.

Idiot adds pink arrow to blatantly obvious photograph

They'd been waiting patiently, in hospital, for the arrival of The Cure.