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Roley Martin
I make videos and write songs : www.youtube.com/RoleyMartin
Interests: making vids and writing ditty after ditty
Age: 33, Status: Taken
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8 out of 10 cats prefer Whiskies. |
28/10/11 |
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Trying to make N's meet. comments (total: 2) |
27/10/11 |
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Grafeeti |
17/12/11 |
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Just add Marge |
17/10/11 |
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Antarcticar |
08/12/11 |
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Caught bread handed. |
06/11/11 |
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Jimmy Chews. |
16/11/11 |
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Every witch way but west. |
29/10/11 |
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It wasn't the first time Joe had sat on his own stool. |
10/01/12 |
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Kevin had grazed his face. |
13/12/11 |
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National Expressionism |
07/12/11 |
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Kay, 9 |
13/11/11 |
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John had met his match |
06/12/11 |
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It was Gary's Glitter that attracted the boys. |
24/11/11 |
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A dog is for life, not just for captions. |
20/10/11 |
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Porn on the cob |
05/01/12 |
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Brilliant! I'm sick of my net curtains. |
14/12/11 |
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That's the last time I use Bodyform with wings. comments (total: 1) |
12/12/11 |
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It was quicker for E.T to call a cab than to phone home. comments (total: 1)Brilliant! It actually really annoys me when people pass over obvious 'gold' captions like this - VOTE! 29/11/11
04:19pm |
29/11/11 |
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Cornography |
05/01/12 |
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Water Mark |
08/12/11 |
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Uncrumbfortable |
16/11/11 |
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Flingermouse. |
01/11/11 |
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Rob a dinghy |
27/11/11 |
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After a string of misunderstandings, the Society of Exquisite Xylophones were considering changing their name. |
20/11/11 |
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They haven't seen down under in years. |
30/10/11 |
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Boney M-irates |
19/10/11 |
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It's gonna be sooo funny when he wakes up. |
18/10/11 |
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Hair Wick |
06/12/11 |
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It was only a matter of time before someone blew his brains out. |
06/12/11 |
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4 good fellows |
18/11/11 |
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And that's not all, I've got crabs too! |
17/11/11 |
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2 girls, 1 chuppa chup. comments (total: 5) |
15/11/11 |
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Art is a way of exressing Arse souls |
10/11/11 |
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'Leaf me alone, you're getting on my wicker'. |
05/11/11 |
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2 reds are better than 1 |
27/10/11 |
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Iranorexic. |
19/10/11 |
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Cindy found it hard to think outside the box. |
16/10/11 |
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Kickotine. |
22/01/12 |
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Boner Lisa |
04/01/12 |
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Stormy Heather |
18/12/11 |
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You need 2 toothbrushes if you're Goofy. |
15/12/11 |
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A Happy Meal |
05/12/11 |
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Mom u mental |
29/11/11 |
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Knoll Edmonds |
23/11/11 |
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McFitties |
16/11/11 |
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A sharp exit |
10/11/11 |
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Throwdent |
01/11/11 |
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I wooden buy it if I was you. |
30/10/11 |
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Strange footage. |
15/01/12 |
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top comments (total: 7)
I'm obviously the only one who doesn't get it, please explain?
10:21pm
comment on caption: He's from the Isle of Man [John Llamas]
do you think exorcised might have worked better?
08:14am
comment on caption: She exercised religiously. [Tosser Wivlov]
'it's as' simple as that Dan lol.
11:47am
comment on caption: "NOW STAY THE FUCK OUT MY GARDEN YOU FEATHERY LITTLE TWAT!" [Dan Dan]
hmmmm lol
11:05pm
comment on caption: Waiting for the Parp arazzi. [Cath Jones]
no, it's in tents
08:39pm
comment on caption: Try Tennis while camping: it's intense! [Steve Fosbraey]
thanks and i agree, something like 'essex girl ordered to change attire' may have been better? was being a bit hasty
11:39am
comment on caption: Skimpily dressed woman changes attire [Roland Martin]
last comments (total: 28)
either way, its been done before.
06:55pm
comment on caption: A Newcastle Brothel. [Roley Martin]
Should that be 11.02 am?
03:13pm
comment on caption: A Newcastle Brothel. [Roley Martin]
similar to 8:00
10:08am
comment on caption: Cowboys and Indian takeaways. [Roley Martin]
I agree, i didn't see that.
07:05pm
comment on caption: Stavros loves pissing in public places. [Roley Martin]
A bit similar to 11:39?
02:03pm
comment on caption: Stavros loves pissing in public places. [Roley Martin]
How about, Stavros had just got up from a night ON the piss ?
01:08pm
comment on caption: Stavros loves pissing in public places. [Roley Martin]
Don't worry it's just for the Christmas period. :)
10:13am
comment on caption: That's the last time I use Bodyform with wings. [Roley Martin]
Beaten by two minutes.
08:27pm
comment on caption: I thought there were no eyes in blind? [Roley Martin]
Brilliant caption and a prime example of how to write a pun. Well done!:)
03:35pm
Ditto! An exemplary caption!
07:12pm