The sight of the werewolf disposing of a headless animal carcass cleared the stadium pretty quickly.

HOLY COW!

'Surely you could just have waited and gone at half-time?'

Fluff was determined to be first in the queue when the packet of mousse was opened.

How the other half lived was always a mystery to Bob.

Lambs to the (s)laughter.

She looked calm enough - sexy even - but inside you could see she was absolutely fuming.

Toyota's chief designer goes right back to basics.

Canvassing door-to-door, Mrs Robinson found voters surprisingly conversational.

With the fiddle and all the livestock gone and the spoon not proving the fun she'd hoped, the dish was left to console herself with a couple of diddles.

Flush Gordon.

The store's 'No Quibble' Returns policy was about to be quite seriously tested.

As she fumbled for his New Year tip, Nicola was grateful for the delivery man's seemingly limitless patience.

Footsie falls - Handsie rises.

Sam felt that the NHS monocle range was a little heavy-looking for his particular features.

You've no sooner got down to study the line of your putt, than...

The crowd were incensed by the sheer extravagance of the V-sign.

Bill thought he was running away with the Strongest Man In The World event until he realised they hadn't attached the 20-ton tractor to his harness.

Straw Poll.

Stone deaf.

Beeched shark.

Artist Leanne was proud to be president of the Benny Hill Appreciation Society.

The rest of the Dublin Philharmonic tended to lose interest a bit when Joan launched into The Sash.

Rehearsal was going well for the Pisa gig.

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Rogered banister.

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Made me chuckle

Antony Ward

20/05/10
09:20pm

Chuck loved composing tunes in sharp sandflats.

'...on the trail of the lonesome brine.'

Looks like we're all 'CON-DEMD', folks!

As soon as the bouncer pointed at him, Jim realised he was about to have his lights punched out.

It often took Roger quite a while to come out of his shell.

The distinctive blue helmets of the UN indicate they only carry out pees-keeping duties.

In its fully-reclined position, BA's new flatbed loo was a godsend for nervous and tired First Class passengers.

Like a bear with a sore head.

'Closet Encounters of the Turd Kind.'

For Fido, 'fit as a butcher's dog' had just taken on a more sinister meaning.

'Enema At The Gates.'

The capacity crowd reflected Japan's increasing use of the morning-after pill.

Poor Mary had so nearly been born with a silver spoon in her mouth.

Sally explained to Grock that his swipe card just wouldn't work through fabric.

Aerodynamically, it should be impossible for a bumble-bee to fly.

BIGGEST SCOOP OF THE YEAR!

So near - yet sofa.

Low emission model.

Until they'd decided if it was a dog or a kangaroo, security were not going to unfasten the straitjacket.

Freefaller pulls ripcord at 1500 feet - wonders what his parachute pack's doing over there...

Police add visors.

Forbidding fruit.

'Bake Three Girls'

Cadbury Mini Rolls.

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Evolution had saved scientist Bill years of head scratching.

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Clever twist. Like it.

Davie Marshall

13/07/10
03:37pm