Disaster as World's first Holographic Hotel develops a technical fault.

Warning - may contain nuts (and bolts).

In a first on Scrapheap Challenge, the "Dublin Destroyers" were banned from testing their hovercraft over safety concerns.

Moments later George's towel slipped and everyone realised why his nickname was "Justin"

That moment before the train crash will remain with them both forever.

The Welsh Adoption Society was thinking of re-considering it's policy of allowing children to bond with the biological parents.

Hammer'n Chips.

The President is injected with the Swine Flu virus to alleviate public fears. He reports very few side effects.

Dick Van-Dyke was regretting auditioning for Mary Poppins II.

This is my Mum's recipe for Pi.

Is the horse on the left saying "Why am I covered in white spots"?

Olive's idea of "parsnips in meths" for the homeless Christmas lunch had run into unforseen problems.

Having an accountant in the line up after the administration order did nothing for the Worzells' popularity.

Eddie the Eagle denied claims that he had "let himself go".
"I'm still as good as I ever was", he claimed - he is said to making a good recovery.

The Swiss Navy get read to launch their new, EU funded, patrol boat.

The new Dual Purpose Breathalyser was not popular amongst the scientific community.

The last listener to Radio 3 was having a few teething problems "going digital",

The new government initiative was creating far more "affordable" housing in deprived areas.

The new "re-boot" method for Windows 7 was proving a real problem. "Ctrl, Alt, Pull Child, Open car Door, Kiss Rear Window, Del" - was meeting more resistance than Microsoft originally envisaged.

The new invisible radar dome had some unexpected effects when it was first switched it on. "We should soon have most of the people unstuck any day now", said a USAF spokesman.

After her speech at the Labour Party conference, Sarah Brown allowed herself a little "me time".

"What do YOU think about Bendy Buses then mate"?

There is no truth in the theory that the country is run by a one eyed nut.

"Spikey" John was still confused about the hairy fish he had shot on his last boat trip.

Shoot no evil
Snort no evil
Drink no evil

Coming to street near you.

After pressing the release valve on his air tank, John actually made it as far as the harbour before it ran out. Next year he is going to try it again in the Birdman competition and is confident of first place.

As she tackles Santa, Sarah wondered why the nose cone of a cruise missile had appeared between her legs.

The new extra wide diving board at Chernobyl was very popular for those born after 1986.

"Are you sure this is how NASA did it"?

The funny side of supergluing his face to the road was starting to wear a bit thin on James as the evening wore on.

"I don't care if we are in black and white and we have an Escort MKIII exhaust system in the fridge - the scales STILL say five past seven"

The new "Walk Through" dentist proves very popular in Botswana.

Gerald though that the School sports day was much more fun with live ammunition in the starting pistol.