crouching tiger, hidden tripod

27/02/12 20:08:29

Frank's folding skills went unappreciated at the Resource Center for Blind People.

15/12/11 11:05:37

Don't fancy searching for the black box.

15/08/11 20:23:44

Ladies, do you mind moving, the tide is trying to come in.

18/07/11 11:09:23

Golden receiver.

08/07/11 11:03:23

Antiques roadshow 2045.

17/09/12 8:56:46

Nixon - The Trailer

07/07/12 11:08:52

Cheeseus Christ, it's a miracle!!!!

03/07/12 11:02:31

Johnny, go in and ask Mr Jones nicely if you can have your boomerang back.

10/06/12 11:05:05

Worst cremation ever.

09/06/12 20:12:26

A new Ann Summers's branch.

08/06/12 20:13:15

Right lads. 2 more minutes before our shifts starts. please finish your cigarettes.

08/06/12 11:01:09

'Pimp My Statue' was dropped by MTV after just 6 episodes.

18/05/12 11:03:26

Last time I go to bloody specsavers.

04/05/12 11:05:56

If Quentin Tarantino directed 'Honey, I've Shrunk The Kids".

27/04/12 11:05:28

Years have not been kind to Ian Brown.

06/04/12 20:02:59

Yes hello, we were looking to speak to someone about getting our gastric bands loosened.

18/01/12 11:03:38

Tea's up

21/09/11 11:01:47

Frank, would you consider moving over to Marlborough lights?

08/09/11 11:06:43

"I think the baby needs changing".
"I so hope it is the baby".

22/08/11 11:18:41

Geoff Boycock

20/08/11 11:07:26

OK, I'm ready, turn on the current.

29/07/11 11:02:51

Switzerland's worst assisted suicide clinic.

16/06/11 11:37:06

Grandfathers for justice.

10/02/11 11:29:26

Agent Nora to base, Agent Nora to base. No sign of terrorists here in the park. Will proceed to the post office as soon as I catch my breath.

06/05/10 11:35:36

Maureen, did you leave the landing light on again?

15/04/10 11:10:53

Look at the length of that caption there. Bet he'll get no votes for that. Surely he knows that brevity is the soul of wit. No telling some people.

09/03/10 11:03:25

facebook. The early days.

29/08/09 11:25:03

Darth Vader's conjoined twins in the waiting room of their consulting plastic surgeon.

25/07/12 11:16:46

I love women but I couldn't finish a whole one

17/07/12 20:04:54

Worlds worst cat neutering service.

19/06/12 12:01:36

Italian Cruise Ship Captain Training School.

01/05/12 11:02:23

The writing was on the wall for this relationship.

27/01/12 11:00:29

combined harvesters.

05/01/12 11:01:01

For the love of Christ Frank would you ever install that extractor fan that you have been promising me for years.

02/01/12 20:11:02

Heather Mills prepares another charity bag.

07/12/11 11:02:35

Art Attack

31/10/11 11:02:04

and in a couple of nights time this will become St Elmo's fire.

30/10/11 14:10:43

Shortly after finishing the last song on the CD, Jedward's song writers sign a suicide pact.

13/10/11 20:26:16

ok what was it again, www.ratemyshite.co.uk

06/10/11 11:02:04

A deb you taunt.

28/09/11 16:19:38

This can of coke better be cold.

07/09/11 12:48:57

Jay Leno in HD is pulled after one show.

03/09/11 22:24:22

After this latest incident George Michael is banned from the Pimms tent for life.

20/08/11 11:09:47

Jimmy Nail

05/08/11 11:01:53

Sorry Doctor, ink blot test or no ink blot test, all I see is a man training a horse.

04/08/11 11:58:57

As usual at the annual cannibals lunch they fight over the bill.

27/07/11 11:03:07

Shortly after this scene Judith Chalmers and her stunt double was dropped from "Wish You Were Here".

18/07/11 11:30:15

Worst orthodontist ever.

13/07/11 11:19:50

Tastes like dog poo and smells like dog poo. Lucky I didn't step in it.

24/06/11 11:07:48