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vote score: 2269 
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Joe T
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£50 Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out. comments (total: 9) |
21/12/11 |
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Do you take plastic? comments (total: 1) |
20/09/11 |
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Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers. comments (total: 1) |
12/01/12 |
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Get off the road ya muppet. |
04/10/11 |
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Frank, give us a hand, Jack has got his head stuck in the shopping trolley again. comments (total: 3) |
10/12/11 |
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Geppetto hoped it was only a phase Pinocchio was going through. comments (total: 1) |
06/09/11 |
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We may need to call in Super Nanny. |
09/01/12 |
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Do you take plastic. Yes and rubber. |
30/12/11 |
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Frank was so ugly even the tide wouldn't take him out. |
03/10/11 |
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....You took a fine time to leave me loose heel...... |
21/01/12 |
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I swear to God I posted that caption before I read the other ones. |
05/01/12 |
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Do you fancy a bone? |
07/08/11 |
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Quackadder |
27/07/11 |
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Finding Nemo just became a whole lot easier. comments (total: 1) |
30/06/11 |
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HeBrew |
23/05/11 |
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Text the sheep will you and tell them to come down off the hill. |
07/08/11 |
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For goodness sake Maureen. Not every seat you sit on has a commode. comments (total: 4)"For goodness sake" might fit the photo better and get more votes? 
Chris Beach  (admin) 20/06/11
05:53pm Preferred the original 20/06/11
08:26pm |
20/06/11 |
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Frank, did you leave the landing light on again? |
23/01/12 |
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Ebay, the early days. |
18/01/12 |
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Katrina and the Waves |
18/12/11 |
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The staff at the Russian doll factory are given a well earned day out. |
07/12/11 |
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He just fell in with the wrong cloud. |
08/09/11 |
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Hello Room Service? I hope you have a pen. |
01/09/11 |
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Frank, you better put some toilet rolls in the fridge. |
25/08/11 |
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In hindsight, Jesus regretted not opting for the lethal injection. |
21/08/11 |
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Traffic island comments (total: 1)If it had only been small and orange someone could have gotten away with 'Coney island'. Pesky weird white non-cone traffic object... 29/06/11
11:17am |
29/06/11 |
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Frank's folding skills went unappreciated at the Resource Center for Blind People. |
15/12/11 |
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Don't fancy searching for the black box. comments (total: 1) |
15/08/11 |
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Ladies, do you mind moving, the tide is trying to come in. comments (total: 2) |
18/07/11 |
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Golden receiver. |
08/07/11 |
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Yes hello, we were looking to speak to someone about getting our gastric bands loosened. |
18/01/12 |
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Tea's up |
21/09/11 |
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Frank, would you consider moving over to Marlborough lights? |
08/09/11 |
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"I think the baby needs changing". |
22/08/11 |
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Geoff Boycock |
20/08/11 |
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OK, I'm ready, turn on the current. comments (total: 1) |
29/07/11 |
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Switzerland's worst assisted suicide clinic. |
16/06/11 |
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Grandfathers for justice. |
10/02/11 |
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Agent Nora to base, Agent Nora to base. No sign of terrorists here in the park. Will proceed to the post office as soon as I catch my breath. comments (total: 1) |
06/05/10 |
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Maureen, did you leave the landing light on again? comments (total: 2) |
15/04/10 |
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Look at the length of that caption there. Bet he'll get no votes for that. Surely he knows that brevity is the soul of wit. No telling some people. comments (total: 4)Wasn't me buddy! But I voted for it-even though I thought it was you! 10/03/10
01:50am Bit wierd isn't it Lee? At least this down voting strangeness is limited to caption comments now. 15/03/10
10:27am |
09/03/10 |
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facebook. The early days. |
29/08/09 |
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The writing was on the wall for this relationship. |
27/01/12 |
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combined harvesters. |
05/01/12 |
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For the love of Christ Frank would you ever install that extractor fan that you have been promising me for years. |
02/01/12 |
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Heather Mills prepares another charity bag. |
07/12/11 |
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Art Attack |
31/10/11 |
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and in a couple of nights time this will become St Elmo's fire. |
30/10/11 |
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Shortly after finishing the last song on the CD, Jedward's song writers sign a suicide pact. |
13/10/11 |
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ok what was it again, www.ratemyshite.co.uk |
06/10/11 |
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top comments (total: 19)
"Only thing worse than a caption being talked about is a caption not being talked about." - Oscar Livid.
06:26pm
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I must have misread the application form. I thought I was being transferred to the vice squad.
[Joe T]
coming over all sound of music.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, good night,
I hate to go and leave this pretty sight.
So long, farewell, Auf wiedersehen, adieu,
Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu.
best of luck Ron. Doffs cap.
09:23am
comment on caption:
It was a funny day in Rodney's garden.
Despite his Peat being a Dud, his Laurel's were still quite Hardy..though a little on the large side. After a quick grumble about his weeds and Carrot Top's and worrying about his Tati's..tragedy was near. W... [more] [Ron Allan]
Rotherham here we come!!!
05:40pm
comment on caption: There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Benefits. [Chelsea Pearson]
Nice one Chelsea. Very well done. First round on you?
08:58am
comment on caption: There are some things in life that money can't buy. For everything else, there's Benefits. [Chelsea Pearson]
londis caption ever!!
11:35am
comment on caption: The MORRISONS had lost their LIDL son in TESCO,and after hours of searching…hey PRESTO! There stood WILLIAM.LOW and behold something seemed very strange,their beloved son stared vaguely at his parents as if in a trance.His mother walked towards him..”... [more] [Craig Eddie]
Very well done Lee sir.
04:06pm
comment on caption: The first passenger flight of Derry Air [Lee Hauxwell]
bravo. well done. excellent caption.
09:56pm
comment on caption: I heard it flew the grapevine. [Ian Skelding]
Most excellent scoring indeed. Well done Len.
11:55am
comment on caption: Sam never missed any scraps thrown from the table. [Len]
last comments (total: 157)
Mate! I have a black sense of homour but if I saw a coment like that next to a picture of my kids I would be furious.
01:02pm
comment on caption:
Gary Glitter directs a reworking of "the usual suspects".
[Joe T]
Superb 
Chris Beach 11:13am
comment on caption: Even in Amsterdam the January sales threw up some special offers. [Joe T]
To be frank, yours was the best caption by a mile. Well done!
07:49pm
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
The 11.03am - two mins before yours - wouldn't have inspired your entry by any chance? I think it's called plagiarism if memory serves me correctly.
11:08am
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Jackson Pollock cum shot.
[Joe T]
similar to 8:02
09:20pm
comment on caption: Frank was ever only asked the once by people if he wanted to do a line of charlie in the bogs. [Joe T]
Was always going to win from the moment it was posted. Congrats.
01:03am
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
Congrats Joe :)
07:24pm
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
Worthy winner, easily the best of the month.
05:57pm
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
***blush*** thank you.
04:33pm
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
Congratulations, Well deserved.
08:46am
comment on caption:
Anne Frank enjoys a nice day out.
[Joe T]
Love this!
02:06pm
A caption of beauty. General Zod salutes you.
02:29pm
Congratulations and a Happy New Year!
12:13am
Congratulations, Well deserved.
08:46am
***blush*** thank you.
04:33pm
Worthy winner, easily the best of the month.
05:57pm
Congrats Joe :)
07:24pm
Was always going to win from the moment it was posted. Congrats.
01:03am
To be frank, yours was the best caption by a mile. Well done!
07:49pm