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votes given since joining: 66
vote score: 155 
SHA SHA
Wouldn't YOU like to know.
Interests: Everything that's cool (like kissing dolphins).
Age: 26
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"Baby, please don't dump me! I swear... I didn't know wearing mismatched socks was a deal-breaker... I promise I'll change!" |
11/12/08 |
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Que?!! You got me McDonalds???!! I said "Yo quero Taco Bell" goddamnit!!! |
30/11/08 |
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Somebody fertilized her Easter egg... |
30/11/08 |
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"Christ, I was just trying to get some free phone service... I didn't think they would crucify me!" |
28/11/08 |
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(scratch scratch scratch) |
30/11/08 |
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R Kelly autograph |
11/05/09 |
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"This is your pilot speaking... We have just enough jet fuel to get us to the scene of the crash..." |
07/12/08 |
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Nobody defends white trash. |
30/11/08 |
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"Hurry up and pierce it before I change my mind..." |
30/11/08 |
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"MeOW!!! The woman in the Pilates video makes it look so easy!" |
30/11/08 |
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Just another statistic... |
10/04/09 |
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"I know I should have gotten the clear Acuvue contacts but these cosmetic man-eye ones were just too cool to pass up!" |
11/12/08 |
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"Dude, is the tub really necessary?? Can't we just, like, blow the dust out of your Nintendo games?" |
04/12/08 |
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"Hooray... We own America!" |
31/10/11 |
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*Street Ninjas(aka Free Running)is increasingly popular in the UK... However this particular one has not yet mastered his tuck & roll. |
10/04/09 |
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"Tactical voters keep voting me down... good bye cold, cruel world..." |
07/12/08 |
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"What's the matter, Liz?" |
30/11/08 |
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"Well Susie, this is a prime example of why we don't flush tampons down into the septic tank..." |
04/12/08 |
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People from all walks of life can appreciate Paris Hilton's new clothing line. |
07/12/08 |
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For less than your morning cup of tea, you can provide little Pooja with fresh water, food, rent, shoes, matching clothes, a Barbie bike equipped with rainbow tassels, basket, training wheels, and smooth roads. Please donate today. |
21/12/11 |
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Drop Dead Gorgeous |
20/07/11 |
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See what happens, Santa, when you trade milk and cookies for crystal meth? |
27/12/10 |
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"Chewbacca!!! We're you're #1 Fans... Can you sign our boobies?" |
10/04/09 |
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"How do you like my ET impersonation?" |
07/12/08 |
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Double penetration... |
07/12/08 |
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"Hmmm... Shall I wear it as a hat, blouse, skirt, or shoes?" pondered Lady Gaga. |
02/01/11 |
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Kate Moss showing off fall's latest fashion trends. |
28/11/10 |
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♪♫♪Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena, Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena, Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena... Heeeeey Macarena!♫♪♫ comments (total: 3) |
28/11/10 |
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2X4Head |
15/03/11 |
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"Great.." sighed the pussy, "Now I smell like fish." |
20/02/11 |
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"Now all I need is Leonardo DiCaprio and a really big boat." |
09/01/11 |
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Considering where Steve's other two fingers are, one can't be sure which list he'll be on.. Naughty or Nice? |
03/01/11 |
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When using Just For Men hair dye, be sure to open a window to dissipate the fumes. |
27/12/10 |
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"I miss my Man Chowder. Damn Bob Barker and your stupid PSA's." |
05/12/10 |
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♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ comments (total: 9)Good question, and I'm also curious to know why Craig thinks it's Sha... 
Chris Beach  (admin) 05/12/10
10:23pm Very good call, Chris.. you smoked out a hacker. I've sensed that this site has been seriously compromised for a while now. 06/12/10
12:44am aha good question chris, but what makes you think that i think its sha?... 06/12/10
04:12am Looking at IP addresses, it looks very unlikely that Craig Eddie is SHA.
Chris Beach (admin) 06/12/10
09:12am How much thicker can this plot get? People are individuals. Whatever next? 06/12/10
09:35am Oh Christ, IP addresses are recorded? I'll expect a knock on the door very soon for some of my appalling captions then!? 06/12/10
12:12pm |
05/12/10 |
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Lady Gaga's new ride |
28/11/10 |
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It's quite brill... I've not lost my cellie once since I've upgraded. |
27/11/10 |
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My apologies, mates... I thought there'd be more to do in Narnia. |
27/11/10 |
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"Hey man, wanna buy some bootleg DVD's, Rolex's, or Labradoodles?" |
22/11/09 |
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Extreme Miniature Golf |
25/05/09 |
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"Sweetie, how many times do we need to tell you? You're not supposed to eat dental floss!" |
10/04/09 |
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Sarah put minimal effort into EVERYTHING. |
10/04/09 |
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"With this cone in hand, my life is in 'mint' condition!" |
07/12/08 |
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"(SNORT!!!)... Meng, Scarface has NOTHING on me, meng..." |
10/04/09 |
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"Here, huff it. It's fun." |
31/10/11 |
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They go in as Tight Ends and come out as Wide Receivers. |
30/10/11 |
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I wasn't always an arsehole... guess it's just sour grapes. |
26/07/11 |
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Nicole Tesla comments (total: 2)I can't believe not a single person got this one. Has Nikola Tesla been so forgotten and under valued that his legacy and love for pigeons has been lost in obscurity??... even though he was the Electric Jesus? The Father of all modern western technology? He was so much more than just a coil! 30/10/11
04:44pm Knew of his importance in the technicological world, had no idea he was a Jack Duckworth. 30/10/11
06:23pm |
26/07/11 |
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Disney remake of "Halloween" (The Tale of Michael Myers) |
05/07/11 |
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YOU ARE HERE: Sleeping with the fishes. |
05/07/11 |
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top comments (total: 12)
Word up... That's my home team!
06:14am
comment on caption:
Lionbacker
Sorry everyone, it's not a bear. [Len]
♪♫♪ You in that dress.. my thoughts, I confess.. verge on dirty.. Oh because it's mean ♫♪♫
05:48am
comment on caption: Eileen [Craig Eddie]
One of the greatest love stories of our time.
04:22pm
comment on caption: Maud was worried she might be getting a bit heavy for Harold's shoulders. [Len]
I can't believe not a single person got this one. Has Nikola Tesla been so forgotten and under valued that his legacy and love for pigeons has been lost in obscurity??... even though he was the Electric Jesus? The Father of all modern western technology? He was so much more than just a coil!
04:44pm
comment on caption: Nicole Tesla [SHA SHA]
Haha that's brill!
06:04am
comment on caption: So hungover. Turned everything into wine yesterday. Never again. [Joe T]
... And what's with all the Korean dog-eating jokes? I'm not super butt-hurt about it... just saying, I'm of South Korean descent and never feasted on Fido... though it'd probably taste better than Head Cheese (which I've also never feasted on).
06:15pm
comment on tip:
Be kind to thy fellow captioneer... 
Awe shucks,I really wanted to vote for this one. No fair. :-/
05:43am
comment on caption: Angela spread her hampsters ashes in its favourite spot. [John Glover]
last comments (total: 19)
Knew of his importance in the technicological world, had no idea he was a Jack Duckworth.
06:23pm
comment on caption: Nicole Tesla [SHA SHA]
I can't believe not a single person got this one. Has Nikola Tesla been so forgotten and under valued that his legacy and love for pigeons has been lost in obscurity??... even though he was the Electric Jesus? The Father of all modern western technology? He was so much more than just a coil!
04:44pm
comment on caption: Nicole Tesla [SHA SHA]
... And what's with all the Korean dog-eating jokes? I'm not super butt-hurt about it... just saying, I'm of South Korean descent and never feasted on Fido... though it'd probably taste better than Head Cheese (which I've also never feasted on).
06:15pm
comment on tip:
Be kind to thy fellow captioneer...
Aye, she doesn't like getting wet or being shaved either.
12:32am
comment on photo:
Oh Christ, IP addresses are recorded? I'll expect a knock on the door very soon for some of my appalling captions then!?
12:12pm
comment on caption: ♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ [SHA SHA]
the plot continues...
11:03am
comment on caption: ♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ [SHA SHA]
How much thicker can this plot get? People are individuals. Whatever next?
09:35am
comment on caption: ♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ [SHA SHA]
Looking at IP addresses, it looks very unlikely that Craig Eddie is SHA.
Chris Beach 09:12am
comment on caption: ♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ [SHA SHA]
Craig Eddie is Sha! The plot thickens!
09:01am
comment on caption: ♂Heterosexual Pride parades are boring.♀ [SHA SHA]
What...I say what... is the soul of wit
KM
07:38pm
Wit is the soul of wit, not brevity, but I feel this fails on both counts
08:52am
But guys it has music symbols!
09:10am