The father of the bride was against the wedding and chose to dress casual.

Having his 5 a day was going to be risky if the first one was anything to go by.

Expedition to investigate the effects of global warming reaches the South Pole.

Dont worry about the colour Madam it'll grow on you.

Maddonna buys herself a new Dad.

Warning. Don't use your kids name as your banking password.

Charles Kennedy's 1st birthday. It's only one bottle of beer, what harm can it do?

When the Binmen wish you a Merry Christmas don't tell them to f**k off.

Sect's on the beach.

Tory MP relaxes at home.

Thats funny I definitely saw her put the goldfish in here earlier.

Where's your head bin?

Helps the LSD go down.

Snacks that can run are the latest weapon in the war on obesity.

WANTED!
For holding up choo-choo's

The slight chafing from Eddies manbag shoulder strap was more serious than he first thought.

and I put it to you Mr Speaker that to body pop successfuly one must start with the right arm just so.

Gorilla in the midst.

Acute angel

The Nintendo Wii Fit. Strictly for chicks.

The only punter who turned up for Auyepivos massive clearance sale had prepared for a long queue.

She might not be much of a looker but shes a stormtrooper in the bedroom.

Tragedy strikes at the Highland games as short sighted Jock McTavish mistakenley selects a small child for hammer throwing event.

You'll have to speak up i'm a bit deaf.

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"Yeh I love the Beatles man, without them you wouldnt have Oasis or the Stone Roses."

"You gonna pour that beer or what? you boring twat"

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12/03/10
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Sales of Pak Choi have been suspended today.

Chief HighWater proudly points out the stain that earned him his tribal name.

Let me tell you where i'm at. Your instant make up applicator gun is the worst invention I've seen in the Den, and I'm out.

Star spangled banana.

A paned expression.

Through the Keyhole North Korean edition.
Who lives in a container like this?

We apologise for any delays which are due to trains being in the wrong type of dimension.

Chim chimnee, chim chimnee, chim chim cheroo
Ive drunk all the Guiness now I need a Poo.

"Has anyone seen where the Queen went?"

Obsessed with knowing whether the fridge light went out when the door was closed, Kev installed cctv.

Playing the "endangered species" card always worked for Guy.

Monster pollen plays havoc with hay fever sufferers.

Or better still get a "room" for Gods sake.

Guy holding dime]"Jesus christ you missed it."

Marksman] "Well hold it still you Nancy boy"

At the bottom of the bottle you'll find someone at the end of their tether.

When they compared Christmas presents it was obvious who was the favourite son.

Sombre times for the Heath Ledger fan club.

Barbara Cartland emerged from the fountain of youth.

If you wallpaper the floor of a childs bedroom ensure you don't use a solvent based adhesive.

8 hours in and Stan still can't pin down that annoying rattle.

With the Wedding running late, a funeral mourner asks the bride to move as she is standing on the grave.

A young Dawn French discovers chocolate.

Baby Bear tries to take advantage upon discovering Goldilocks in his bed.

Oh look a Datsun. You dont see many of those these days.

After weeks of investigation Detectives discover where the gang gained access to the vault.