The father of the bride was against the wedding and chose to dress casual.

04/11/08 13:26:57

Having his 5 a day was going to be risky if the first one was anything to go by.

08/04/09 23:15:15

Expedition to investigate the effects of global warming reaches the South Pole.

12/12/08 15:23:32

Dont worry about the colour Madam it'll grow on you.

19/11/08 0:28:51

Maddonna buys herself a new Dad.

20/07/09 21:29:43

Warning. Don't use your kids name as your banking password.

21/02/09 17:11:05

Charles Kennedy's 1st birthday. It's only one bottle of beer, what harm can it do?

13/12/08 18:52:30

When the Binmen wish you a Merry Christmas don't tell them to f**k off.

11/12/08 18:15:17

Sect's on the beach.

08/11/08 16:45:42

Tory MP relaxes at home.

23/12/08 20:51:53

Thats funny I definitely saw her put the goldfish in here earlier.

05/11/08 21:16:20

Where's your head bin?

05/11/08 20:50:08

Helps the LSD go down.

28/02/10 10:55:17

Snacks that can run are the latest weapon in the war on obesity.

22/09/09 22:11:00

WANTED!
For holding up choo-choo's

20/07/09 21:21:56

The slight chafing from Eddies manbag shoulder strap was more serious than he first thought.

04/04/09 18:30:12

and I put it to you Mr Speaker that to body pop successfuly one must start with the right arm just so.

02/04/09 19:51:00

Gorilla in the midst.

18/03/09 19:58:56

Acute angel

21/02/09 16:55:56

The Nintendo Wii Fit. Strictly for chicks.

20/01/09 23:12:22

The only punter who turned up for Auyepivos massive clearance sale had prepared for a long queue.

15/11/08 15:39:19

She might not be much of a looker but shes a stormtrooper in the bedroom.

03/11/08 12:59:57

Tragedy strikes at the Highland games as short sighted Jock McTavish mistakenley selects a small child for hammer throwing event.

15/01/09 13:54:29

You'll have to speak up i'm a bit deaf.

22/03/10 16:48:49

"Yeh I love the Beatles man, without them you wouldnt have Oasis or the Stone Roses."

"You gonna pour that beer or what? you boring twat"

12/03/10 21:48:27

Sales of Pak Choi have been suspended today.

01/03/10 19:13:00

Chief HighWater proudly points out the stain that earned him his tribal name.

24/09/09 19:41:42

Let me tell you where i'm at. Your instant make up applicator gun is the worst invention I've seen in the Den, and I'm out.

22/09/09 22:07:46

Star spangled banana.

09/08/09 13:05:17

A paned expression.

09/07/09 20:01:16

Through the Keyhole North Korean edition.
Who lives in a container like this?

09/07/09 19:59:41

We apologise for any delays which are due to trains being in the wrong type of dimension.

05/07/09 13:44:29

Chim chimnee, chim chimnee, chim chim cheroo
Ive drunk all the Guiness now I need a Poo.

05/07/09 13:12:10

"Has anyone seen where the Queen went?"

06/04/09 23:40:24

Obsessed with knowing whether the fridge light went out when the door was closed, Kev installed cctv.

25/03/09 21:24:50

Playing the "endangered species" card always worked for Guy.

21/03/09 9:45:21

Monster pollen plays havoc with hay fever sufferers.

20/03/09 18:31:27

Or better still get a "room" for Gods sake.

17/03/09 22:02:14

Guy holding dime]"Jesus christ you missed it."

Marksman] "Well hold it still you Nancy boy"

13/03/09 17:32:23

At the bottom of the bottle you'll find someone at the end of their tether.

27/02/09 21:36:01

When they compared Christmas presents it was obvious who was the favourite son.

26/01/09 21:12:50

Sombre times for the Heath Ledger fan club.

04/01/09 11:57:42

Barbara Cartland emerged from the fountain of youth.

03/01/09 22:11:52

If you wallpaper the floor of a childs bedroom ensure you don't use a solvent based adhesive.

26/12/08 19:51:56

8 hours in and Stan still can't pin down that annoying rattle.

22/12/08 19:27:59

With the Wedding running late, a funeral mourner asks the bride to move as she is standing on the grave.

15/12/08 19:54:49

A young Dawn French discovers chocolate.

07/12/08 21:38:43

Baby Bear tries to take advantage upon discovering Goldilocks in his bed.

07/12/08 21:05:36

Oh look a Datsun. You dont see many of those these days.

07/12/08 16:31:56

After weeks of investigation Detectives discover where the gang gained access to the vault.

07/12/08 16:13:21