Cork sales soar under current conditions.

Emma almost won the try and eat a doughnut without licking your lips competition.

Brits are getting prepared for the jacking up of the euro.

West End show "Ratatouille" finds its lead.

Keep your hair on.
I'm trying.

Thats the wife's birthday present sorted.

Charlotte Church realised she was a little too hasty in deciding to release her makeup artist

When onlookers started to shout where they can stick their protest little did they expect for it to be taken literally.

Superman's dog gets best in breed.

Why did this mad man have to sit next to me. I hate Bankers.

2 Men get lost on the way to the John McCririck appreciation convention

The Tate Gallery latest depiction of UK Unemployment

Colin tried ever increasingly novel ways of distracting from from his Ginger hair.

First tell tale sign of anorexia, having to hold yourself up while sitting down.

This whole not seeing you bride before the wedding day had its flaws.

Michael Jackson does the world a favour.

Auditions for panto were taken really seriously. All they were missing was the horse costume.

After a bad few months of trading it was obvious things had to be packed up and rolled out.

On holiday flight attendant just can't keep her mind off the job. "The exits are here and here"

You know if you hadn't soiled yourself I might have been able to see something.

Although Niko's new changing room was a little out of the ordinary it had the locals looking on in glee.

Some pick Horse and Cart but this couple were really milking it.

On Clive the fishermans wedding night it is going to be this big.

No it went Clap, Pivot, Clap, Twist.

And the winner of this years Hamster Gurning Championship is....

Parents are getting worried that cut backs from the BBC is starting to drastically affect the quality of the Blue Peter tasks.

Ford invest in new hybrid fuel system. Child labour.

It just goes to show being a yellow belly will not be tolerated.

Stig of the dump gets housing benefits.

Budweiser frogs take up new commercial campaign for ACID awareness.

Leaf me alone.

The Russian's decided that dolls were so last year. Lets go for Pots instead.

Nike's sweat shops where in a spot of bother when the clocking in and out system were exposed to the paparazzi.

Kerry Katona eventually made it out of Iceland.

Finally evolution prevails after women have continuous been told to Zip it.

Why you should not swallow Listerine.

Anabelle got the wrong idea when the Modeling agent asked if she would be ok with a "Bare in the desert type thing"

Billy Elliot The College Years

Linda went to great lengths to make sure she would win the game of musical chairs.

Planes grounded by Volcanoe Zoe

Honda engineers got the wrong end of the stick when they were asked to design a car that was in touch with the environment.

Evel Knievel's first shot to stardom.

Dale Wintons supermarket sweep makes a rivival with a special scooby doo based theme.

Goldie's audition for a Shark's Tale was not successful.

Barry had an explosive behind after last nights curry.

Bruno really was a Taxidermist's best friend

Evidence that sometimes the Hare catches the greyhound.

Preliminary designs for a new style cat flap saw its first hurdle.

Open plan living goes down the toilet.

Frank the special forces operative wins the most elaborate Moony your boss campaign.