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Dragons Den: "Before you start I just want you to know I'm out."

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Am I the only one laughing my head off? I can just see the Scottish fella saying that:))))))))))))) Brilliant!!!!!

Mi6 Bagpuss

09/09/11
01:56pm

Miss Ukrain 1986

Um Shirley - where did you get the mushrooms for that carbonara?

The "Concrete Rapid" claims another victim in the most insane extreme sport ever invented - "no water rafting".

With high tide 4 hours away this was shaping up to be Garry's worst suicide attempt ever.

Get a cave!

Don't drop me, don't drop me, don't drop me.....

Break time in the toy factory

Just washed down a packet of mentos with 2 liters of diet coke

Buster and Molly were best friends in no time due to their common interests of eating, sleeping, pooing, salivating and taste testing things they find on the ground.

Frank knew fashioning a hat out of field mice would come back to haunt him

American Starbucks stores trial controversial new coffee flavour.

I knew I shouldn't have bought an investment property in Iraq.

That's the last haircut you're giving me you son-of-a-bitch!

Larry it wasn't funny at Nan's funeral and its not funny now.

The half brother Willy Wonka doesn't talk about.

You fed it after midnight didn't you?

Passengers in the new Super Deluxe first class cabin on Airbus flight 189 hit turbulence

Next time we decide to start a bug collection I'm gonna get a jar

Tim was not taking the divorce well.

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It was a particularly scary episode of In The Night Garden.

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Loved this one :)

Mike Bradford

07/10/11
12:08am

"Be on you toes Carol - hoodies with cigaretts at 12 o'clock".

Rachel the psychic mechanic gets the MOT Test underway.

Bit late for the whole flirtatious thing love.

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Kate couldn't decide what was worse.... the fact that at 30 she still had a night light or the fact that she had just wet herself again.

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Bit mean - she looks far from 30!

Chris Beach

(admin)

06/03/10
02:07pm

Ill conceived super hero "Recyclor" not a hit with the kids.

After three hours and no money Colin finally conceded that busking outside the funeral parlor had been an error of judgement.

You'd think he'd at least put on a beanie.

Happy slapped by an irate penguin who was caught in an oil spill.

Despite being set at a real beach the first showing of "Jaws the Musical" fails to spark public interest.

Gavin the panda over-reacts to news he is endangered.

Judith's Contiki Ganges cruise was nothing like what was shown in the brochure.

The R.S.P.C.A didn't know where to start.

Look Andrew I know your still grieving over loosing Felix and you blame yourself for locking him outside overnight in sub zero temperatures but it's been three weeks now don't you think we should move him somewhere - it's kinda freaking me out having him just sitting there staring like that.

Jake's "new dad" takes his first photo of him.

I see it - the lotto numbers this week will be 12, 15, 28....

A similar sign was being used in a known drug dealing hot spot but it was doing more harm than good.

Penalty for your dog pooing in a public area is beheading

Chinese human rights protesters ahead

I'm like sooo friggin zen right now.

"Sp...o...t caaaaan ju...mp. Ju...mp sp...ot j....ump."

"This is a brilliant hitch hiking trick Jenny"
"Yeah its great when it works."

The Queens washing line.

The worlds most controversial mixed pairs acrobatics team take to the floor.

Disappointingly three other people had also bought them bricks with "Just Married" written on them.

"They were just all pointing and laughing....."

"Dear Father Christmas....."

Ians "bucket list" was not for everyone.

Going through customs at Heathrow is getting ridiculous.

Jane used all kinds of tricks to take peoples attention away from her freaky hand.