signed up: 3 years, 8 months ago
profile viewed: 3 time(s) this week
captions since joining: 123
caption quota: 9
votes given since joining: 21
vote score: 74 
RJ Murphy
Interests: Comedy (stand-up and sit-down), Caption creating :D, TV, Drama, Singing, Business, Board games, Computer games (Sims!)
Town/City: London
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Where's the big & little fish? |
15/03/09 |
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A light refreshment |
30/01/09 |
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Dave was fired from Spidey School because, for his project, he didn't have access to the web. |
21/03/09 |
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Paws for thought |
29/10/11 |
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You see. We use a basket to store our vegetables, not a bath |
30/05/09 |
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Lance Armstrong believed his pooping cat prank went rather well |
03/03/09 |
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AAAH! NEGATIVE 100%! WHAT THE HECK? |
29/01/09 |
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I'm sorry chief, but this suspect has an air-tight alibi |
23/12/08 |
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Us brits are determined to spread our wings, and so are invading Antarctica, after invading the penguin sector and London Zoo. |
01/06/08 |
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Don't hog the bathroom. You're being shellfish! |
05/08/09 |
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The David Miliband and Hazel Blears dolls weren't selling as much as they hoped |
12/06/09 |
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Hey! Mind the pants! |
22/04/09 |
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Modern Art |
29/03/09 |
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"What have you got in your lunchbox Tony." |
04/03/09 |
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Buckets of flour or eggs are so unreliable in pranks, I prefer pooping cats |
28/02/09 |
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Don't pretend you're blind. That camera is aiming right at her arse! |
07/02/09 |
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Segregation taken a step too far |
06/02/09 |
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Who knew that 3 cups and 3 ping-pong balls could create so much static |
28/01/09 |
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Obvious Pun of the Day: Donkey Kong! |
22/01/09 |
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Trade Unions fail to spot impracticallity in Liverpool's call centres |
20/12/08 |
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They skimmed a relationship at first, but we all knew they were milking it. |
10/11/08 |
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Customer Announcement. Can the man wearing the Darth Vader Costume please return it to Aisle 14. Thank You! |
28/07/08 |
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... your fingers, its for both your sake and the pidgeon's |
29/05/08 |
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At least he can't reach the mugs... |
29/05/08 |
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Yes, I know the computer has a virus, but making it a cup of lemon tea won't make it any better. |
27/01/09 |
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Even the BFG needs slippers |
18/10/09 |
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You see that little native mark there? Neither can I. |
28/09/09 |
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This is no rubber duck. This man really does have a bird on his shoulder. |
20/08/09 |
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Unfortunately, Humphrey the Camel had a slight mutation, causing one hump to face downwards, the other to form a rather interesting shape. |
12/07/09 |
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Lily had a tough time pooper scooping the crap off her phone & keys |
17/06/09 |
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Just because I'm a Boxer doesn't mean I can't be good at tennis too. |
10/05/09 |
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"You're gonna name yourself after these cinnamon things? What do you call them?" |
27/03/09 |
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French C-rapes |
26/03/09 |
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"You can't make a cheerleading Cadbury's advert. After the eyebrows, even I'm screwed!" |
18/03/09 |
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I'm pretty sure she's suffering from hard stools |
11/03/09 |
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"Why are we always associated with Pirates?" |
07/03/09 |
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"Not Deer, keep guessing" |
05/03/09 |
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To be honest, this new sports drink was crap! |
03/03/09 |
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Suprising new contestant on Love Island |
02/03/09 |
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Picasso's more modern work |
09/02/09 |
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N-Dubz make-over makes them super cool |
04/02/09 |
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"Fruitie Smoothie with extra frosting please!" |
04/02/09 |
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Bush finds innovative way to travel around Baghdad without having rotten food thrown at him. |
25/01/09 |
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Disasterous attempt to recreate Kennedy Assassination blamed on the dark |
24/01/09 |
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Stop the car! My rubber chicken is stuck in the wheel! |
24/01/09 |
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Duck-Duck-Goose? More like Goose-Goose-Duck! |
21/01/09 |
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I'm sorry mate. How did he die? |
14/01/09 |
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A Freeze-Frame |
10/01/09 |
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Obvious pun of the day: Bubble and Squeak! |
08/01/09 |
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Tom is like rubber - a very bad conductor |
07/01/09 |
top comments (total: 6)
last comments (total: 8)
Sorry I missed your caption somehow and I have used it in my caption... give me a minute to think of something and I will change mine.
02:25pm
comment on caption: Life's a beach [RJ Murphy]
How about a star rating? And, kinda like in ice-skating, the top and bottom marks are removed (i.e. anomalies) and the rest are averaged
02:17pm
comment on tip:
Tactical Voting 
Too similar to Wednesday 11.04.
04:44pm
comment on caption: That's why they call it a Pelican crossing [Ryan M.]
I think if it requires an explanation, then it's probably not going to earn any votes.
02:54pm
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Dian Nao Cha hasn't been so successful. Ktl, alt, delete has been the solution though.
(p.s. Dian Nao Cha is 'computer tea') [Ryan M.]
I fully agree: if someone notices that your caption is just a paraphrasing of one of theirs then they are likely to assume that not only do you steal their ideas, but other captioneers' ones too. A resultant lack of respect from doing this can only be expected and it will affect the way that people vote towards you in the future.
If it's not original then don't use it.
10:59pm
comment on tip:
Don't Copy
I don't know anyone...
I can't vote tactically... I can only go on what's funny to me or, in some cases, what I don't personally find funny, but I can appreciate A) The amount of effort put in on a "cleverness scale", and B)If I don't initially find it funny, I appreciate that a lot of people will.
As I say... I don't know anyone, so I can't go on personality... I can, however, be sweet-talked, bribed and complimented... So fill yer boots.
Muff
12:18am
comment on tip:
Tactical Voting
just scrap negative voting. I think we should be able to vote captions 1UP, 2UP or 3UP depending on how good we think thy are.
09:44pm
comment on tip:
Tactical Voting
It is easy to not like it when you can't get away with it yourself. VERY hard to resist doing it when you can. But down voting a really good caption just to be tactical is a crime.
04:00am
comment on tip:
Tactical Voting
I see the need of the negative vote to get rid of offensive, rude or spamming captions, however, rather than having a + and - captions, why not have just a + option and then an option saying if something is offensive or rude, for admin. like Chris to check. Either this or just make everyone aware that the negative tool is for insulting or spamming captions, rather than for tactical voting and for sheer fun, then spamming or insulting ones can be deleted whilst those which have no reason to be negatively voted don't then get a negativ score.
Thanks, Ryan M.
08:44pm
comment on tip: Vote as well as write.
Very nice. Well done!
04:11pm
comment on caption: Pop ♥ [David G]
Very nice. Well done!
04:11pm
comment on caption: Pop ♥ [David G]
But the flag's Danish, still clever caption though ;)
12:55pm
comment on caption: Swiss watch. [John Glover]
Brilliant
02:45pm
comment on caption: Weather fork cast. [John Glover]
How about a star rating? And, kinda like in ice-skating, the top and bottom marks are removed (i.e. anomalies) and the rest are averaged
02:17pm
comment on tip: Tactical Voting