Health & Safety issues arise after sale of pneumatic drills for kids.

It was obvious why Ross and Darren weren't allowed to adopt.

Jim has stood there for so long, a red plaque was made to celebrate his achievement.

Steve believes that his 20 years of intense hoop-la practice was worthwhile.

Give the dog an ASBOne.

"You should see what I did with my pubic hair."

After falling 15,000 feet, Jim adopted the safety position just in time.

Traffic lights can be erected so quickly, they'll impale children.

Fox hunters used to have an unfair advantage before the MoD intervened.

When deciding to buy a prison bus, the authorities had to make a compromise between price and security.

Being conjoined at the face was both painful and impractical.

Sally relives her last days in the womb.

Nicolas Cage demonstrates the skills he needed for the film Ghost Rider.

After the release of Jurassic Park, Gillette launch their new razor.

Felix is used to being sat on.

Employing Ron as a scarecrow had the opposite effect.

After three years at Weight Watchers, Sally could finally get rid of her old clothes.

For the children and the well-endowed...

Road Police introduce fishing techniques to catch speeding motorists.

"When I said 'Blow out the candles', I didn't mean it literally!"

Having grown bored with his Russian bride, Derek threw her into the garage with the rest of his old crap.

"That's right. The carpet matches the drapes."

Ninjas can make love without touching the bed.

It took half an hour of searching and praying until God finally showed them where the toilets were.

The gun was clearly to heavy for Janie...but the cameraman let her fall over.

The builders did little to stop the truck rolling down the road.

"After taking our clothes, shower curtain and game cases, we discovered the burglar used this as a gun."

Steve's back street alternative pedicures increase in popularity.

Joan is told that models are taking over her job, but the irony upsets her most.

FedEx's longest serving delivery man requested a special hearse.

Using dogs as toilet paper WILL cause a blockage

Three fall victim to fake Tour de France direction signs.

Doug is ecstatic after finding washing powder that can leave his jumpers spotless.

Steve knew he couldn't go two weeks without his love doll.

Warning: Christian pranksters operate in this area.

Rigamortis lost Diane her dignity.