Dave's 2 second time in the mountain descent stage was going to be hard to beat

Ryan, the bitch and his wardrobe

Now we know who gives a flying F**K

Filming begins in the Far East on the musical "Seven Brides for Seven Buddahs"

At first Heather was miffed that the bird had set up home in her spare leg - still, at least it wasn't a beetle

On closer inspection, Dave had managed to produce a 3mm cut

ineffective warning sign campaign Suspended

Radio 1 Bog Cast

He could honestly say - he didn't fancy a Chinese tonight

Shit! That's a big mouse

I thought you said "Wash the pram"

Bogeys at 12 0'clock

Fed up with the state of his bedroom, Matthew's mum switched the vacuum onto full suck

Dennis failed to achieve the prized ASBO status due to the poor quality of the CCTV image

"Sorry Boss, I thought you said you wanted counterfeit Bunny"

Tim loved garden ponds - but his wife wasn't pleased with his latest creation

I cant believe it. The Tactical vote fix reduced my score!

"Trust me - three more blows on this and you'll be flying"

Craig was disappointed when he finally found the Red Light district

The Health and Safety Christmas party was in full swing

She was so impressed with his reverse screw demonstration, that she offered to blow the chalk off the end of his Cue

The Doctor confirmed she had water on the knee

He couldn't find the Shitsu anywhere

Ethel is a normal housewife - until she gets turned on that is

They tried to claim the kill but further investigation showed it was due to friendly Firestone

the new Transformers movie didn't live upto expectations

Sheet music

The Caption Competition Administrators discuss the tactical voting technical solution

Nan's ability to dematerialise kept the baby amused for hours

"Shit!. It looked like a mouse at 3000 feet"

The army's new landmine was a hit with vegetarians

"I put dodgy sites into Google and this is what came back in the results"

The Guiness Book of records rejected Jeff's claim that his VW Beetle was the oldest on the road

Beijing officials are investigating claims that one of the Gymnasts is ineligible for this summers games

The puppy had an identity crisis and thought he was a pair of Dave's undies - but the reality was, he would never be a true Boxer

He'd worked in child support since leaving college

After accepting the single black rose, George W reinforced his conviction that GM crops were safe

The fans at the 2036 Spice Girls "the very final farewell tour" still remember most of the songs

"I told you he shits Whiskas"

At Walmart the beef was flying off the shelves

BT cutbacks were not just confined to staff "numbers"

After the test drive, Enid decided not to upgrade

If you think this looks odd, you should have seen his last bird?

The public laughed - but he didn't give a Hoot!

Ducktor Who?

The new "pre-wash" programme was a hit with the environmentalists.

New Health and Safety rules prevented Johhny releasing the arrow

It was difficult to cover up her coke habit

"Typical, we wait 2 hours for an iceberg and then 3 come along at once"

This new model is "the dogs dinner"