In response to criticisms over the way it processes its chickens, KFC has introduced its Au Naturel Family Bucket Meal Deal.

By wearing the new Tan-As-You-Go Body Solarium under your everyday clothes, you can continue to enjoy that busy lifestyle and develop a gorgeous golden tan at the same time.

After three weeks of severe discomfort and one hell of a final squeeze, Scruffy resolved never to swallow it again.

It wouldn't be fair to describe Gavin as drunk, but he was certainly half cut.

To Michael, his constant bragging had always been a bit of a joke, but he should have toned it down a bit when he was booking his circumcision.

Although the Daleks were under strict orders to exterminate the Doctor, that did not mean just any old quack.

Gwenda Appleton, regarded by many as the Mrs Marples of Motor Crash Investigation, arrives at the scene.

The Seahorse would go down in history as Toby's best (and last) shadow puppet.

Most critics felt that "Basil Brush - The Movie" was far too graphic and it didn't capture the essence of the TV show upon which it was based.

The Bureau’s forecast of intermittent low clouds proved to be spot on.

Barry had always fantasised about a threesome, but when the opportunity presented itself, he just couldn't go through with it.

Hmmm, it would seem that our progress is being hindered by some kind of force field; most likely the product of an advanced civilisation as yet unknown to bird-kind.

The poor old umbrella was overwhelmed by the sheer volume of rising hot air.

When Edna offered to burp her grandson, she had no idea the consequences would be so catastrophic.

Astrid always enjoyed a cigarette after receiving a good lei.

Unfortunately for Byron, the Genie thought he had wished to be the winning gopher at the British Open.

Although it was somewhat uncomfortable, Digby was grateful that his doctor was performing his digital rectal examination thoroughly.

I can see the head, so you're nearly there. Now take a deep deep breath and PUSH!

Hitch up the implement and hoe, hoe, hoe.

"What? You're kidding, I don't believe it. Are you sure it's not butter?"

Every time Gomez took a country drive, he ended up with dead beetles on his van.

After 25 years of patient observation, camerman Bruce McInnes produced this photograph; his most compelling evidence yet into the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

Tiddles' determination to be a cool cat was the death of him.

Tommy's mum quickly grabbed the closest thing available when her son suddenly announced he was about to puke.

Let this be a warning to us all. People with severe gastroenteritis should never venture too far from a toilet.

Well, it seems that the sun does shine out of Emily after all; albeit from a different orifice than rumoured.

Flossy, the snow white pony, was fascinated by the workers who were spray painting the other side of the fence black.

On their way home from the Kevin Costner movie festival, Mary and Danny took the time to mentally replay some of the more entertaining moments.

If Cocoa looks confused, it’s because he’s having trouble getting his bearings.

To save police time and stress, jumpers will be required to zip themselves into this body bag prior to leaping.

Hamish and Gus returned to their old Nintendo games because they didn't want to Wii in the bath.

As Michael Jackson grew older, he looked more and more like a white woman. The opposite appears to be happening to Madonna.

A ferret walks into a bar ...

That lousy artist could have drawn me something a bit bigger than this.

When Ferrari executives told their designers to build a car to be named after Schumacher, the instructions were slightly misinterpreted.

Tiddles was never the same since Dot started feeding him with new steroid enhanced Whiskas.

If you are going to have 7 slices of baked beans on toast for lunch, you should avoid wearing wet bathers for an hour or so afterwards.

Borg strategy is to assimilate the most powerful individual on each new planet they encounter. However, having never seen the US President before, they just went on description.

It's moments like these I wish I could bark.

It's lunchtime at the brothel, and Madame Lash decides to whip up a tasty omelette.

The Son of Gouda

Remembering a trick his Mum had used on his loose tooth as a child, Wayne resorted to this technique to remove that stubborn exhaust system.

With this daring trick and this cool new bike, I'm certain to snare my first girlfriend any day now.

Cecil was beginning to realise he should have purchased a vehicle with more front-end grip.

Nanna's bolognaise looked so horrible, there was only one thing for it: Duck for cover.

Neville's duty to remain motionless was being seriously tested by the passers-by who kept calling out "duck".

When Melanie told Darren that he could play with her breasts, she was expecting something more.

Ironically, the protective barricade prevented Sun Lee from returning to the safety of the footpath.

Tourist, Duc Le is becoming increasingly frustrated at his inability to order a simple refill.