In response to criticisms over the way it processes its chickens, KFC has introduced its Au Naturel Family Bucket Meal Deal.

07/01/07 11:34:28

By wearing the new Tan-As-You-Go Body Solarium under your everyday clothes, you can continue to enjoy that busy lifestyle and develop a gorgeous golden tan at the same time.

27/04/08 3:35:19

After three weeks of severe discomfort and one hell of a final squeeze, Scruffy resolved never to swallow it again.

29/03/08 3:32:07

It wouldn't be fair to describe Gavin as drunk, but he was certainly half cut.

05/05/08 12:42:00

To Michael, his constant bragging had always been a bit of a joke, but he should have toned it down a bit when he was booking his circumcision.

21/04/08 9:18:47

Although the Daleks were under strict orders to exterminate the Doctor, that did not mean just any old quack.

12/02/08 11:21:38

Gwenda Appleton, regarded by many as the Mrs Marples of Motor Crash Investigation, arrives at the scene.

05/03/08 7:13:29

The Seahorse would go down in history as Toby's best (and last) shadow puppet.

17/06/08 1:09:41

Most critics felt that "Basil Brush - The Movie" was far too graphic and it didn't capture the essence of the TV show upon which it was based.

04/01/08 12:49:56

The Bureau’s forecast of intermittent low clouds proved to be spot on.

13/02/07 20:44:31

Barry had always fantasised about a threesome, but when the opportunity presented itself, he just couldn't go through with it.

15/04/08 10:24:39

Hmmm, it would seem that our progress is being hindered by some kind of force field; most likely the product of an advanced civilisation as yet unknown to bird-kind.

24/02/07 2:37:53

The poor old umbrella was overwhelmed by the sheer volume of rising hot air.

20/04/08 8:57:22

When Edna offered to burp her grandson, she had no idea the consequences would be so catastrophic.

22/02/08 9:33:07

Astrid always enjoyed a cigarette after receiving a good lei.

25/01/07 14:01:05

Unfortunately for Byron, the Genie thought he had wished to be the winning gopher at the British Open.

29/12/08 12:33:23

Although it was somewhat uncomfortable, Digby was grateful that his doctor was performing his digital rectal examination thoroughly.

29/12/08 12:06:37

I can see the head, so you're nearly there. Now take a deep deep breath and PUSH!

22/06/08 21:42:30

Hitch up the implement and hoe, hoe, hoe.

12/05/08 11:12:28

"What? You're kidding, I don't believe it. Are you sure it's not butter?"

04/05/08 12:26:23

Every time Gomez took a country drive, he ended up with dead beetles on his van.

28/04/08 10:19:01

After 25 years of patient observation, camerman Bruce McInnes produced this photograph; his most compelling evidence yet into the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

05/04/08 5:05:05

Tiddles' determination to be a cool cat was the death of him.

11/02/08 23:04:51

Tommy's mum quickly grabbed the closest thing available when her son suddenly announced he was about to puke.

05/01/08 0:29:00

Let this be a warning to us all. People with severe gastroenteritis should never venture too far from a toilet.

29/12/07 11:52:26

Well, it seems that the sun does shine out of Emily after all; albeit from a different orifice than rumoured.

17/01/07 11:19:34

He didn't normally hang around, but on this occasion Santa couldn't resist seeing the looks on Emma and Amy's faces as they unwrapped their Kevin Costner video box set.

23/12/06 0:20:02

Flossy, the snow white pony, was fascinated by the workers who were spray painting the other side of the fence black.

05/06/08 14:14:23

On their way home from the Kevin Costner movie festival, Mary and Danny took the time to mentally replay some of the more entertaining moments.

28/05/08 14:12:06

If Cocoa looks confused, it’s because he’s having trouble getting his bearings.

23/04/08 14:45:40

To save police time and stress, jumpers will be required to zip themselves into this body bag prior to leaping.

22/04/08 9:29:41

Hamish and Gus returned to their old Nintendo games because they didn't want to Wii in the bath.

04/01/08 5:12:54

As Michael Jackson grew older, he looked more and more like a white woman. The opposite appears to be happening to Madonna.

02/11/09 5:05:24

A ferret walks into a bar ...

05/07/08 1:01:21

That lousy artist could have drawn me something a bit bigger than this.

04/07/08 5:18:51

When Ferrari executives told their designers to build a car to be named after Schumacher, the instructions were slightly misinterpreted.

01/07/08 13:50:22

Tiddles was never the same since Dot started feeding him with new steroid enhanced Whiskas.

04/06/08 12:26:39

If you are going to have 7 slices of baked beans on toast for lunch, you should avoid wearing wet bathers for an hour or so afterwards.

06/05/08 22:07:45

Borg strategy is to assimilate the most powerful individual on each new planet they encounter. However, having never seen the US President before, they just went on description.

04/05/08 7:14:09

It's moments like these I wish I could bark.

04/05/08 4:54:19

It's lunchtime at the brothel, and Madame Lash decides to whip up a tasty omelette.

04/05/08 3:36:31

The Son of Gouda

28/04/08 12:03:50

Remembering a trick his Mum had used on his loose tooth as a child, Wayne resorted to this technique to remove that stubborn exhaust system.

19/04/08 7:16:03

With this daring trick and this cool new bike, I'm certain to snare my first girlfriend any day now.

09/04/08 9:39:50

Cecil was beginning to realise he should have purchased a vehicle with more front-end grip.

30/03/08 0:37:29

Nanna's bolognaise looked so horrible, there was only one thing for it: Duck for cover.

01/03/08 2:56:34

Neville's duty to remain motionless was being seriously tested by the passers-by who kept calling out "duck".

06/01/08 8:26:38

When Melanie told Darren that he could play with her breasts, she was expecting something more.

05/01/08 13:14:54

Ironically, the protective barricade prevented Sun Lee from returning to the safety of the footpath.

05/01/08 9:42:18

Tourist, Duc Le is becoming increasingly frustrated at his inability to order a simple refill.

05/01/08 4:09:18