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"What's wrong?" asked the genie, "you wished for beer and pussy!"

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Doh! I knew there was a beer and pussy gag in there somewhere, I was over-thinking it again. Nice one!

Steve Hann

04/10/10
06:09pm

Cat o' nine ales

I needed that after 5 hours in a bloody wheelie bin.

Puss in Booze

Hiss Artist

Too old to eat solids now, Freddie had to eat birds in liquid form.

These mice crispies are ruining my fur!!

Pussy Liquor

The cat that got the Cream of Manchester.

The Buddhists are proved right as a photographer finds the reincarnation of George Best.

It was a typical friday night: A few pints followed by chasing the birds.

Aley cat

Old Buzzard's - Eight out of ten owners said their cats preferred it.

The other two were two drunk to comment.

"Tiddles drinks beer", "Tiddles rides a unicycle" ,"Tiddles chases a torch"......
Later: "Pet savages photographer - Tiddles sought".

Too unwell to come out of the bowl, Tom was an aleing cat.

I must be feline drunk

"Hmm," Puss pondered, "what happens when a hair lip coughs up a fur bowl?"

Cats eyes couldn't help the beer goggles and Tiddles went home with a dog.

old Buzzard has got the cat's whiskers

Lick her? I'd rather have liquor.

Beer's crap but it has a nice creamy head.

"Mmm, it's good.....but it's not a hen!"

Brian Blessed was disappointed to find he had been replaced on the idents on Dave.

Alex Higgan's cat found safe and well.

I said it tasted like cat's pee