Giorgio, Oxford Street's notorious pickpocket, was known to police as the Big Dipper.

Tracey was well known for her 5-Star hand jobs.

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Rob Falconer liked to use stars on his fingers to keep a total track of how many votes he'd cast since registering CaptionCompetition.co.uk.

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You may also have noticed my votes received are falling, so clearly my taste in humour is not in line with everyone else's, hence my relatively small number of votes cast.

In fact, what I consider to be one of my best captions is for this picture, and it didn't even get a single vote!

Rob Falconer

20/05/10
10:04am

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This was the only way they could tell Helen Keller that she was doing really well at school.

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Profound caption.

A Muffled T

17/05/10
09:23pm

Handromeda

Doctor Dave..."No Mr Smith, I said you needed to have a 'consultation' on your hand".

She also suffered from 'twinkle toes'.

Tinkerbell's boyfriend reached third base.

Star Whorls

Starstruck

Night-Fingered

New "star in your Eyes" contact lenses.

Fingerprints of a lunartic

okay, I've nearly got it... you're Peter and you're Paul... who are the other three again?

The cover of the follow-up single to Paul Simon's "Diamonds on the soles of her shoes."

'There's a starman waiting in the sk... garden'

finger twinkling good

Some stars are a bit touchy.

Faceless Miliband boys with Stars in Their Eyes - 'Tonight, Mandy, I'm going to be...'

After a lifetime of filthy handfuls of mud, it was slightly disappointing to Bert that those coveted stars he'd finally grasped were, in the end, so effing TAWDRY!

Naturist suffers being star-curse(d).

DC Comics attempt to bring the Villain "Starfinger" to the big screen was greatly underwhelming.

The Grandchildren just knew her as Star-Spangled Nanna.

After their first date it was clear that Kevin was really inta Stella.

Paranoid Handroid

Bob banged his head on his telescope and began to see stars.

She was fingertipped to be the next big star.

Scotland Yard's fingerprint department finally discovered who was eating all the hamsters

Jane had just been bestowed with the highest award McDonald's could muster.

Barack Obama announces the UK and four other countries are to become US States

5 Star to reform.

For a treat, Patrick Moore liked to have a Galaxy or a Milky Way at his fingertips.

Star, Sky and Clutch

Karen began to wish she hadn't signed up for the five-star manicure

Stella possessed a heavenly body right down to her fingertips.