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Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Kat man du some fishing.


17/03/10
08:22pm

Davie Marshall Vote score: 668Davie Marshall

The 'Catfish Experience' wasn't all it was hyped up to be.


17/03/10
11:49am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Puss 'n boats


17/03/10
11:00am

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

une,deux,trois,cat,sank


17/03/10
04:17pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Rod Hull and three mews


17/03/10
11:14am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Waiting for Cod-o


17/03/10
11:07am

Steve Hann Vote score: 656Steve Hann

Cats like Felix like Felixstowe.


13/09/10
08:15pm

Mark Brennan Mark Brennan

*Gasp* That fish just speared John!


23/03/10
03:15pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

They must be manx cats as their tails are docked


17/03/10
10:49pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

James Pond and Pussy Galore.


17/03/10
08:14pm

Jess J Vote score: 19Jess J

The models agreed - this catwalk was fishy.


17/03/10
02:35pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Due to his fear of cats, he turned to fishing for survival


17/03/10
12:48pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Another five cats, and there'd be an Octo-puss


17/03/10
11:09am

SHA SHA Vote score: 155SHA SHA

With the income of a lowly fisherman, that's the only pussy John can attract.


05/06/10
05:09pm

Mark Daly Mark Daly

Nout caught near yacht - except cats' fish.


29/03/10
05:54pm

D C Vote score: 169D C

Whenever Paul got his rod out he was guaranteed to attract some pussy.


21/03/10
07:44pm

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

With the aid of his radio controlled U-Boat, Rick decided the time was right to liven up his droll holiday by pumping two torpedoes into the Starboard side of the Henderson's barge.


21/03/10
12:33pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Wildcat strikes and picketing soon spread to every form of public transport.


19/03/10
06:15pm

D C Vote score: 169D C

Alfred Hitchcock had experimented with several other animals before finally settling on birds.


19/03/10
09:02am

Steve Hickman Steve Hickman

Catching cats is just a question of the right bait. Using live mice I've caught three already this morning.


18/03/10
08:36pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Ivor knew that if he didn't get them breakfast, he'd be scratch of the day.


18/03/10
12:32pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

The wait for a fish was long and dull, but anything was better than begging for a bloody cheeseburger.


18/03/10
12:32pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

"There's something in the water. Over there. Catch it!"

"Yes it is. Sorry, I had a little accident earlier."


18/03/10
12:32pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

"Got one,I can feline tightening"


18/03/10
08:05am

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

For goodness hake, poor sole hasn't caught us any ling.


18/03/10
08:03am

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Don't have a Hake have a Kitty Kat.


18/03/10
07:59am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

HR's trendy selection policy tests the self-restraint of shortlist candidates for the post of ship's cat.


17/03/10
10:00pm

Susie Sheppard Vote score: 158Susie Sheppard

Ha, ha yes I very much enjoying use of your pole as I sit here with my three cats, in these peaceful tranquil surroundings while my dog is at the vet...(mumbling).......you son bitch.


17/03/10
09:19pm

Eileen M. Vote score: 577Eileen M.

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Norman baits with psycho kitties.


17/03/10
08:29pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

I tawt I taw a puddy tat a creepin' up on me,
I did! I taw a puddy tat but actually there are three.


17/03/10
06:41pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

John used as little fishing gear as possible, preferring not to bother with the whole kitten caboodle.


17/03/10
06:18pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

The trio of experts concluded that concerns about over-fishing were utterly unfounded.


17/03/10
06:14pm

David G Vote score: 236David G

Mew clear fishin'


17/03/10
06:09pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Surprise attack at Purrl Harbour.


17/03/10
05:21pm

Stephen Paterson Vote score: 603Stephen Paterson

Meow Meow was just about to claim another victim.


17/03/10
05:17pm

Ryan M. Vote score: 74Ryan M.

FIshing experts predict a load of carp


17/03/10
04:34pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

Dover seacats are like buses you wait for one and...


17/03/10
04:15pm

Harry Townsend Harry Townsend

One rod, three pussies!


17/03/10
04:14pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Lead cat Liza certainly knew, but dear Henry had no idea there was a hole in his bucket.


17/03/10
02:11pm

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

The reception committee for deserting rats was pretty obvious, but nobody else on board seeemed to know the ship was slowly sinking.


17/03/10
01:31pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

Slowly but surely the gang started to gather. It was only a matter of time and another fisherman would mysteriously dissapear.


17/03/10
01:10pm

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

New bait about to be tried. cat gut!


17/03/10
12:46pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

The boys waited patiently to start their fishing trip unfortunately Simon Cowell got in the way


17/03/10
12:20pm

Steve Wright Vote score: 627Steve Wright

O2 Surprises are now offering a speed boat every time you top up £50 a month.


17/03/10
12:07pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Jack use to tell people that he was going down the docks to chase after some pussy. what he failed to tell them was that he worked for the RSPCA.


17/03/10
11:14am

Jake Parker Jake Parker

It's the only way we can make sure it's truly organic


17/03/10
11:12am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

there ya man, what's his name?
Rod?


17/03/10
11:12am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Rick Stein's wife just would not believe where he got the claw marks from


17/03/10
11:11am

Ron  Allan Vote score: 1606Ron Allan

Captain Birdseye had scaled down his operation since the restrictions on fishing were updated.


17/03/10
11:06am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Ollie and the pussycats had missed the pea-green boat.


17/03/10
11:04am

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