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A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

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The boys had hired a right hooker for their stag party.


06/03/10
11:01am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Pun-chin Judy show.


06/03/10
11:00am

Sarah Bennison Vote score: 77Sarah Bennison

Sharon's party trick was apparently a hit.


06/03/10
01:04pm

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

Alice had the gift of the jab to keep a crowd entertained.


06/03/10
11:02am

Scott  McFarlane Vote score: 161Scott McFarlane

diy dentistry, liverpool style.


08/03/10
03:48pm

D C Vote score: 169D C

Pink leads her team to victory at the international charades championships with her rendition of Fight Club.


07/03/10
10:31am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

and here's my impression of a fish getting hooked.


06/03/10
12:23pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

The magnet Julie was holding was having a noticable effect on her fillings.


06/03/10
11:54am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

"Yeah," Maggie's husband had said, "Make yourself look nice, but don't knock yourself out."


06/03/10
11:04am

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

In his defence, john the wife beater claims his missus was asking for it.


06/03/10
11:03am

Antony Ward Vote score: 93Antony Ward

the north face meets punch in the face


25/03/10
05:28pm

Adam Beirne Adam Beirne

"Pink has let her self go a bit"


18/03/10
12:25am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Voters were unimpressed by the MP's claims that she'd been unfairly hit by the expenses scandal.


10/03/10
08:56am

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Becky Thump.


07/03/10
09:00am

Keith McClory Vote score: 302Keith McClory

"Damm you God,I asked for the Chippendales!"


06/03/10
08:00pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

The North Face's new line of smoking outside a building jackets are selling well


06/03/10
07:44pm

Greg Hunter Vote score: 22Greg Hunter

The gang initiation started by doing your best Norman Wisdom impression


06/03/10
07:41pm

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Sorry, Debbie, but I think we need a neutral background for a passport photograph


06/03/10
03:08pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Female pro celebrity gurning never really took off down the Wheeltappers and Shunters social club.


06/03/10
12:25pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Remembrance Sunday down The Kings Head had lost a bit of its poignancy.


06/03/10
12:20pm

Joe T Vote score: 2269Joe T

Pat Butchers stunt double.


06/03/10
12:18pm

Ian Skelding Vote score: 2043Ian Skelding

Self right Jess.


06/03/10
11:57am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

With just the one female, greater expressiveness was often needed when dancing round the handbag.


06/03/10
11:19am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

At present, the tooth fairy was Maggie's only source of income


06/03/10
11:12am

Graeme Crawford Vote score: 212Graeme Crawford

Annie Lennox socked it to them.


06/03/10
11:11am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Maggie found trying to mime "Puncture" in a Ukrainian pub very difficult


06/03/10
11:10am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

The first thing Hazel did on a night out was have a good slug.


06/03/10
11:05am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Not just any tart ... this is an S&M tart


06/03/10
11:05am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

More Southpaw than North Face


06/03/10
11:03am

Rob Falconer Vote score: 2797Rob Falconer

Gloria asked around the club, but none of the men had taken her teeth by mistake that morning


06/03/10
11:01am

A Muffled  T Vote score: 1002A Muffled T

It was swingers night at the local.


06/03/10
11:00am

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