Heartbreak Fridge.

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"Yeh I love the Beatles man, without them you wouldnt have Oasis or the Stone Roses."

"You gonna pour that beer or what? you boring twat"

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The word "twat" detracts more than it adds to this caption

Chris Beach

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12/03/10
11:46pm

Cool hand look

When Georgio walked out on him, Derek was glad he had a spare cooling down in the fridge

Everytime I come to your house you give me the cold shoulder.

Dude this is not at all, "Just like being at Oktoberfest."

Rob waited patiently for Tim to get tipsy.

Gloria and Sylvia regretted not reading the small print on their new muscle growth protein shake mix

Training for the winter olympics...essex style

After a night of Madras and Beer the boys holed up in the fridge.

Fridget Jones' dairy.

They both saw the orange juice carton and it said concentrate

They were both fridg-ed.

I care for the environment as much as the next man.

A Fridge Too Far

We was like [frozen] peas and carrots again...

"Which end do you want, advanced or beginners?"

So you see, Malcolm, that's why beer is better for you than all that fruit juice.

Initially they didn't like each other but now that thing between them was thawing.

It had been a passionate night and the fridge was the only comfortable place to sit.

"Try my home brew Geoff,I made it yesterday!"

"Can you smell smeg?"

It was a popular spot for the teenagers to chill out.

Charlie's wine bar needed a few improvements here and there, but the waiting staff were top notch.

Derek and Dwayne used to be babe magnets - now they were just fridge magnets

Their flatmate called them the Flab Phwoar.

'Done, mate! - you get first shot at PM while I do the sums and stuff, then it's my turn.' (Deja vu.)

i've got my last six months of semen in here, and you will drink it if I watch the x factor with you. Nah no way i'll just keep it.

Ice Cold is Alex

"Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?" they thought

"It sure got hot in here cooking with the oven door open. Good thing you thought to open the fridge".

If you want to know if the light goes off you get in.

This bod's for you.

"....you will always find them in the fridges at parties..."

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I asked her could we try anal. she was very enthusiastic. Imagine my surprise when I came out of the bathroom and she was wearing a strap-on.

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Sorry ,not that kind of site!

Keith McClory

09/03/10
08:42pm

After videoing themselves lighting their farts, Harry and Bob were glad to have somewhere to cool down

you were right bob, that vindaloo sure was hot.

Harry couldn't wait to see Julia's face when she opened the fart-filled fridge in the morning