Ear whacks

No Frank, the saying is "you hit the nail on the head".

After a while Carl the hard of hearing carpenter returned his new hearing aid saying the magnet was a tad strong.

Derek took the instruction manual a little too seriously when he hit the nail on the head

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maybe if i keep hammering this wig into shape i wont look such a plonker

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Capitals and an apostrophe etc. would make it even more hilarious. (Oh, forget it! - why just pick on this one...)

Graeme Crawford

26/03/10
01:35pm

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It was when Phil Collins was a debt collector that he learnt his talent for drum playing, in fact he came up with the riff for 'In the air tonight' when he was smashing someones toes in with a hammer.

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That really made me chuckle!

Davie Marshall

10/03/10
02:23pm

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The fact my comment and opinion has garnered two votes down makes me chuckle all the more.

I voted for it. I don't care.

Davie Marshall

12/03/10
01:40pm

George had had enough of the jokes about his sticky-out ears.

Despite Mounting evidence, the NHS claim budget restrictions will not impact anasthetic procedures

Voice out of picture "OK Ok You win,I'll wash the dishes this time and you can dry!"

Auction-ear

Frank proceeded to breach health and safety regulations not just in the morning, but also in the evening, and indeed all over this land.

Tarantino pitches his new movie.

It's a hard life, working as a test subject for Anadin.

Poor Harry misunderstood when they told him there was an anvil in his ear

Mr Lott under the hammer.

Man gets hammered.

Control freak, Quentin Tarantino, micromanages the grips on the set of his latest film.

Tarantino liked to set an example for Travolta

I'm doing my 'ead in.

Jim thought he was hard as nails.... he was wrong

It was Tim's childhood dream to be a hammerhead shark.... Well, this was as good as it was going to get.

Head striker sets personal example in BA cabin staff dispute.

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A young Peter Sutcliffe developed his hammer murdering ways when he was playing charades one Christmas, he beat his granny to death when she couldn't guess his Bob the builder impression.

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Not funny.

Graeme Crawford

16/03/10
11:30am

I am getting my ears pinned back

I don't know about you but I'm taking a bit of a hammering.

Dave elected to use the claw hammer as the ball pein had uses elsewhere.

Auditions for old black and white Hammer Films were often quite stressful.

I don't care if you are the son of god, I've got a job to do.

"That'll blow your mind."

Dealing with your demons the old fashioned way.

It was either that or have to listen to his wife's Cher CD again.

Reggie worked on the checkout at Bludgeons.

Wheeltappers and Shunters club with hammers.

Frustration as What's My Line? panel guess right with 'Saggar Maker's Bottom Knocker'.

Not the sharpest tool in the box.

Non-Masons loved to knock Solomon's temple.

"Hammerhead" for this caption is so obvious it's mindblowing.

'Bang! Bang! Maxwell's silver hammer came down on his head.'

"don't touch this caption". It's hammer time.

The new Nokia Hammer-phone should be a hit!

Suffering from hydrocephalus, Norman thought a tap on the head would help.

SeaWorld closes after a keeper is attacked by a shark

Next time, Harry would make a point of telling Reggie Kray how smart he looked

When Constance asked if she could cash in her 1000 Nectar points for five pounds, the Checkout operative was only too pleased to oblige.

George so wanted to be one of the Eastender's Mitchell brothers.

Robin Williams wins Emmy nomination for 'One Hammer Photo'

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The truth quickly dawned on Miss Percival that her trainee would be hard pushed to perfect Rachmaninov’s Rhapsody On A Theme Of Paganini (18th Variation) before Tuesday’s evenings piano concert.

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Hmmmmmmmmm! KM

Keith McClory

04/03/10
08:03pm

Look out it's the hoody claw!