after 2 years of trying Emma's accident still wouldn't flush

After this bob banned his son from watching trainspotting.

Flush Gordon.

Loo-tenant.

'Closet Encounters of the Turd Kind.'

"Hey Dave!! Remember those condoms you flushed down the loo with my sanitary pads about a year ago? I think you better come and look at this".

Billy didn't like doing the paperwork.

Harry tries to commit sewer-cide

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With one thumbs down, apparently someone isn't. Keith perhaps?

Davie Marshall

04/03/10
06:38pm

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No, I'm not tired of them! KM

Keith McClory

04/03/10
08:16pm

Pictured: An example of an eleventh trimester miscarriage...

bastard son of windsors, was just a royal flush away from never being a problem again

After weeks of tunneling, Big X couldn't conceal his disappointment at emerging in the Commandant's bathroom.

Onion article : Parents fence pool, child drowns in toilet.

William had been warned a dozen times, never use the loo when the Winnebago travelled off road.

I told you the toilets flushed the other way in the southern hemisphere.. Better go tell the neighbors we have their kid.

Young Tarquin concidered himself something of a child prodigy...after all, this was his third movement sinse breakfast time.

"Quick! Thomas is stuck in the toilet and he's screaming his lungs out. Something like that could really traumatise a little boy!"
"Well don't just stand there you bloody idiot! Get the camera out and I'll put anything getting in the way of the shot in the bathtub!.."

Up to now William had always been pampered.

He was going to need all the paractise he could get if he was to retain his under 5's log rolling champion title this year.

A radical new parenting manual recommends combining the Naughty Step with toilet training.

'Dropping the kids off at the pool' taken semi-literally.

Well if you just buy some bloody toilet roll i would not have to do this.

With the bath too full and the sink too high, Timmy was left with no other option.

"Don't leave any kid marks on the bowl".

He was a right little shit.

Little Albert needed a wash, and with the bath full.....what choice did they have?

hide and shriek

"For the last time, no you can't have another bag of crisps, so stop harpic on about it."

Even after a month, Earthquake survivors were still being pulled out alive.

The little boy's room.

Even at a young age, everyone could tell little Timmy would grow up to be a potty animal.

Elizabeth knew it was a bad idea to let Darren watch Flushed away before he was 7.

Timmy was naturally upset when, in loo of normal solutions for his little constipation problem, he was advised to work it all out with a pencil.

Craig thought his mother had been surprisingly calm when he explained to her that he was heavily into Pan Pipes.

How Billy earned the nickname "Whiney the Pooh."

A bit young to be legless and then spending the day in the toilet.

Bowl-legged

Jack often tried to copy what his older sister did; but things went a bit wrong when he too tried to join the Brownies.

Dyno Rod.

It wasn't what Timmy had in mind when he asked to go bowling.

shawshank redemption prequel.

Turns out the waterpark was a bit more expensive than originally thought so we had to improvise.

Jane knew that her sons strange hairy leg condition would come in handy for something.

Jimmy gets frustrated as his final bid for freedom from the sewers looks like going down the pan.

My local MP was supposed to put Harry in the bath and flush all the expense claims down the loo

David will have resit his 'Potty training exam'

He wanted a happy b-day

Playing hide and seek in a single bed-sit is always difficult to find a good hiding place.

Soon after this Mrs Phelps gave in and took her son to swimming lessons.

'Work it out with a pencil!' was not terribly helpful advice for the office junior.