"You ain't nothing but a pound, dog"

dog pound

Toto realised now that he didn't know Dorothy quite as well as he thought.

How much is that doggie in the picture?
I do hope that doggie's for scales.

The chef liked to give his food a little bite.

What happens when you use the command "wait" instead of "stay"

For Fido, 'fit as a butcher's dog' had just taken on a more sinister meaning.

How many ounces did that Vietnamese cook-book say?

He's a weight-watch dog

"Mum, what's for dinner?"

hmmm, wonder what that skewer is for?

Randy lived up to his name and would pretty much try and hump anything.

After realising his mistake randy Ben had to wait for his owner to come and dis-engage him from the weighing appliance.

Victoria Beckham clocks in on Celebrity Weight Watchers.

But Rottweilers are weighed in killergrams

This diet's an absolute bitch!

how much is that doggy in the weigher ?

This Korean was very particular in getting the recipe just right

Hot Dog night in the Alzheimers ward.

2 Naan Breads "Check", 6 Poppadoms "Check", 2 Madras Mada Jaffrey sauces "Check", 1 2 and a half pound pooch "Check"

Health inspector: "Well how the hell do you explain this?"

Mr Wong: "She on a diet."

Voice off "Ssssit and weight!"

Crufts, the early days.

Scoop Doggy Dog.

Rookie drug detection dog Splif lands a home run on his first cocaine factory bust.

Rex refused to give any more paws until his manicurist arrived.

Would an argument caused by this weighing equipment be known as a mass tiff?

'Grampaws' dog.

Cocked-up lab experiment.

Dog Weigh Afternoon

Korean Restaurant preps ingredients for spaghetti with 'meatballs'

So what if cats land on their feet, dogs have a sense of balance

In comparison to an Alsatian, this dog's on a small scale

P-ounces